hahahahah romg romg!!
Cougar - THAT, good sir, was TREMENDOUS !!!
+1 for making me laugh...
+1 for making me laugh...
"You are most famous for your post, EA Announces Next Booster Pack."
ROFL!!
ROFL!!
i would love to see the addition of the new weapon for the USMC, the slimJim, this would aid in drawing out the hiding rock snipers, and the spec ops guys sitting behind a wall holding the string to the platform with rocks on it... just waiting to drop rocks on your head like a nublet... also the SSR would / should have RPG's.... cause you know that they can't live with out the Rag Propelled Gravel, as this is the prime weapon for taking down a pesky post 1.2 blackhawk.
~Recon
~Recon
OMFG THAT'S LIKE +1 FOR A WEEK, OMFG ROFL!Cougar wrote:
M3-A1 Tuffy Bicycle
Quick transport for the foot soldier. Due to the cost of the war, the US could not afford Huffy bikes. Tuffy bikes have been known to spontaneously explode with no warning. Beware.
Type 53 Moped
We own the sky, we gotta suck somewhere
NEW ARMY
We are very happy to introduce the new SSR army. The Starving Somalians with Rocks army will be armed only with rocks but the ticket ratio for that team will be doubled. SSR troops (like all others) will not be able to jump and throw rocks because that would be unrealistic. SSR Snipers will be armed with Super Stretch Slingshots while SSR Anti-Tank troops will be armed with a slightly larger rock than the other classes. The SSR army will be equipped with two (YES TWO!!!) new vehicles:
he Toyota truck missing the back right wheel.
It's also on fire
NEW MAP
Strike On Mogadishu
Mogadishu, built in the early 17th century, is the sister city of Karkand in Iran. The streets, buildings and trees are exactly the same!! One thing that sets them apart is that it is slightly less dusty and there are flys everywhere. Also, the all new feature we like to call "hypodermic needle" adds a whole new dimension to the game. Lay down in the wrong spot and you get AIDS.
As always we are working around the cock here at EA/DICE to bring you the latest and greatest in your gaming experience. We strive for balance and a bug free game and we hope that this exciting new Booster pack will deliver. Set your calenders for August.......September ...what's that.....ok NOVEMBER SOLDIER!!
Pre-order Flaming Bag of Dog Shit today!!!!
I havn't read anything so funny since The 'Berserkuh' incident....LOL
Remind me again what the Berserkuh incident was? I must have been sick that day cause I don't remember it.PspRpg-7 wrote:
OMFG THAT'S LIKE +1 FOR A WEEK, OMFG ROFL!Cougar wrote:
M3-A1 Tuffy Bicycle
Quick transport for the foot soldier. Due to the cost of the war, the US could not afford Huffy bikes. Tuffy bikes have been known to spontaneously explode with no warning. Beware.
Type 53 Moped
We own the sky, we gotta suck somewhere
NEW ARMY
We are very happy to introduce the new SSR army. The Starving Somalians with Rocks army will be armed only with rocks but the ticket ratio for that team will be doubled. SSR troops (like all others) will not be able to jump and throw rocks because that would be unrealistic. SSR Snipers will be armed with Super Stretch Slingshots while SSR Anti-Tank troops will be armed with a slightly larger rock than the other classes. The SSR army will be equipped with two (YES TWO!!!) new vehicles:
he Toyota truck missing the back right wheel.
It's also on fire
NEW MAP
Strike On Mogadishu
Mogadishu, built in the early 17th century, is the sister city of Karkand in Iran. The streets, buildings and trees are exactly the same!! One thing that sets them apart is that it is slightly less dusty and there are flys everywhere. Also, the all new feature we like to call "hypodermic needle" adds a whole new dimension to the game. Lay down in the wrong spot and you get AIDS.
As always we are working around the cock here at EA/DICE to bring you the latest and greatest in your gaming experience. We strive for balance and a bug free game and we hope that this exciting new Booster pack will deliver. Set your calenders for August.......September ...what's that.....ok NOVEMBER SOLDIER!!
Pre-order Flaming Bag of Dog Shit today!!!!
I havn't read anything so funny since The 'Berserkuh' incident....LOL
sounds good LOL
After this Expansion pack, they plan to release yet another Expansion Pack....
Listen up soldiers:
Following the Outstanding success of BF2 v1.3, with a record number of players online (not playing but complaining), EA Games announce the upcoming expansion to the popular BF2 franchise: BF2 - Operation “Forum Fury”.
The new expansion will feature:
Over 1 million unhappy players on one map
Players are divided into 2 teams – those that can run it and those that can’t. The objective is to release patches to the other team to stop their game working correctly or force them to leave the game and find another.
Each team has a “customer support” commander. Players cause the opposite sides tickets to bleed by complaining to the other teams “ commander” about the game.
Badges include:
Basic programmer
Basic customer service
Advanced “ new features” developer
Bug specialist
Unwanted additions programmer
Expert Lag Master enhancer
+1 for Cougar
Listen up soldiers:
Following the Outstanding success of BF2 v1.3, with a record number of players online (not playing but complaining), EA Games announce the upcoming expansion to the popular BF2 franchise: BF2 - Operation “Forum Fury”.
The new expansion will feature:
Over 1 million unhappy players on one map
Players are divided into 2 teams – those that can run it and those that can’t. The objective is to release patches to the other team to stop their game working correctly or force them to leave the game and find another.
Each team has a “customer support” commander. Players cause the opposite sides tickets to bleed by complaining to the other teams “ commander” about the game.
Badges include:
Basic programmer
Basic customer service
Advanced “ new features” developer
Bug specialist
Unwanted additions programmer
Expert Lag Master enhancer
+1 for Cougar
I'm buying it!!
SSR FTW!!!!!
SSR FTW!!!!!
Let me send you guys my Pay-pal and I'll sell it too you.
Now where did that pesky paintbrush program go........
Now where did that pesky paintbrush program go........
Nothing is wrong with them except they dont fit to well in BF2. Thats why he said that.Bubbalo wrote:
So does ours. What's wrong with them?Tyferra wrote:
Lol just dosn't say it.
Nice Cougar, I especially like your inclusion of the Hercules. Did you know our Airforce still uses them?
Like the post above said, nothing's wrong with them in real life. In BF2 they would just be giant slow-flying stinger targets.
Great post cougar...here's even more karma for you for making me laugh me ass completley off...
SSR, What about the Special forces? Dont they get a trip wire that sets off the big rock from Indiana Jones?
rolf
great post - i'm still holding my stomach
+2 for - bc +1 really isn't enough for the best thread since weeks
+2 for - bc +1 really isn't enough for the best thread since weeks
I don't know if that was a typo or deliberate, but it's amusing!Cougar wrote:
we are working around the cock
In all seriousness though, if they ever released a booster pack with a Hercules, specifically, if it was an AC-130 Spectre, it would be the new thing to bitch about. That thing has a howitzer and a whole load of 20mm chain guns, among other things. Either you stinger it as soon as you see it or you and your team get utterly raped during the remainder of the round.
Loved the AIDs idea. The SSR medics will get needles instead of first aid kits.
Get AIDs here!
+1
Get AIDs here!
+1
Deliberate. Haven't you seen the message they realeased on their site that said "we are working around the cock"?he_who_says_zonk wrote:
I don't know if that was a typo or deliberate, but it's amusing!Cougar wrote:
we are working around the cock
In all seriousness though, if they ever released a booster pack with a Hercules, specifically, if it was an AC-130 Spectre, it would be the new thing to bitch about. That thing has a howitzer and a whole load of 20mm chain guns, among other things. Either you stinger it as soon as you see it or you and your team get utterly raped during the remainder of the round.
Stupid EA speller people.