elmo1337
Banned
+186|6768|The real world
hahahahah romg romg!!
Sniper926
Bullet Magnet
+14|6772|A good vantage point...
Cougar - THAT, good sir, was TREMENDOUS !!!

+1 for making me laugh...
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6974|Dallas
"You are most famous for your post, EA Announces Next Booster Pack."

ROFL!!
[pWa]Recon
Member
+27|6985
i would love to see the addition of the new weapon for the USMC, the slimJim, this would aid in drawing out the hiding rock snipers, and the spec ops guys sitting behind a wall holding the string to the platform with rocks on it... just waiting to drop rocks on your head like a nublet...  also the SSR would / should have RPG's.... cause you know that they can't live with out the Rag Propelled Gravel, as this is the prime weapon for taking down a pesky post 1.2 blackhawk.

~Recon
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6907

Cougar wrote:

M3-A1 Tuffy Bicycle
Quick transport for the foot soldier.  Due to the cost of the war, the US could not afford Huffy bikes.  Tuffy bikes have been known to spontaneously explode with no warning.  Beware.

Type 53 Moped
We own the sky, we gotta suck somewhere

NEW ARMY

We are very happy to introduce the new SSR army.  The Starving Somalians with Rocks army will be armed only with rocks but the ticket ratio for that team will be doubled.  SSR troops (like all others) will not be able to jump and throw rocks because that would be unrealistic.  SSR Snipers will be armed with Super Stretch Slingshots while SSR Anti-Tank troops will be armed with a slightly larger rock than the other classes.  The SSR army will be equipped with two (YES TWO!!!) new vehicles:

he Toyota truck missing the back right wheel.
It's also on fire


NEW MAP

Strike On Mogadishu
Mogadishu, built in the early 17th century, is the sister city of Karkand in Iran.  The streets, buildings and trees are exactly the same!!  One thing that sets them apart is that it is slightly less dusty and there are flys everywhere.  Also, the all new feature we like to call "hypodermic needle" adds a whole new dimension to the game.  Lay down in the wrong spot and you get AIDS.


As always we are working around the cock here at EA/DICE to bring you the latest and greatest in your gaming experience.  We strive for balance and a bug free game and we hope that this exciting new Booster pack will deliver.  Set your calenders for August.......September ...what's that.....ok NOVEMBER SOLDIER!!

Pre-order Flaming Bag of Dog Shit today!!!!
OMFG THAT'S LIKE +1 FOR A WEEK, OMFG ROFL!

I havn't read anything so funny since The 'Berserkuh' incident....LOL
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6974|Dallas

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Cougar wrote:

M3-A1 Tuffy Bicycle
Quick transport for the foot soldier.  Due to the cost of the war, the US could not afford Huffy bikes.  Tuffy bikes have been known to spontaneously explode with no warning.  Beware.

Type 53 Moped
We own the sky, we gotta suck somewhere

NEW ARMY

We are very happy to introduce the new SSR army.  The Starving Somalians with Rocks army will be armed only with rocks but the ticket ratio for that team will be doubled.  SSR troops (like all others) will not be able to jump and throw rocks because that would be unrealistic.  SSR Snipers will be armed with Super Stretch Slingshots while SSR Anti-Tank troops will be armed with a slightly larger rock than the other classes.  The SSR army will be equipped with two (YES TWO!!!) new vehicles:

he Toyota truck missing the back right wheel.
It's also on fire


NEW MAP

Strike On Mogadishu
Mogadishu, built in the early 17th century, is the sister city of Karkand in Iran.  The streets, buildings and trees are exactly the same!!  One thing that sets them apart is that it is slightly less dusty and there are flys everywhere.  Also, the all new feature we like to call "hypodermic needle" adds a whole new dimension to the game.  Lay down in the wrong spot and you get AIDS.


As always we are working around the cock here at EA/DICE to bring you the latest and greatest in your gaming experience.  We strive for balance and a bug free game and we hope that this exciting new Booster pack will deliver.  Set your calenders for August.......September ...what's that.....ok NOVEMBER SOLDIER!!

Pre-order Flaming Bag of Dog Shit today!!!!
OMFG THAT'S LIKE +1 FOR A WEEK, OMFG ROFL!

I havn't read anything so funny since The 'Berserkuh' incident....LOL
Remind me again what the Berserkuh incident was?  I must have been sick that day cause I don't remember it.
homewestand
Member
+3|6768|Coventry UK
sounds good LOL
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|6950

After this Expansion pack, they plan to release yet another Expansion Pack....

Listen up soldiers:

Following the Outstanding success of BF2 v1.3, with a record number of players online (not playing but complaining), EA Games announce the upcoming expansion to the popular BF2 franchise: BF2 - Operation “Forum Fury”.

The new expansion will feature:

Over 1 million unhappy players on one map

Players are divided into 2 teams – those that can run it and those that can’t. The objective is to release patches to the other team to stop their game working correctly or force them to leave the game and find another.

Each team has a “customer support” commander. Players cause the opposite sides tickets to bleed by complaining to the other teams “ commander” about the game.

Badges include:
Basic programmer
Basic customer service
Advanced “ new features” developer
Bug specialist
Unwanted additions programmer
Expert Lag Master enhancer

+1 for Cougar
Terrible_chester
PKM Whore
+16|6844|Prolly on wake.
I'm buying it!! 


SSR FTW!!!!!
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6974|Dallas
Let me send you guys my Pay-pal and I'll sell it too you.

Now where did that pesky paintbrush program go........
Capt. Foley
Member
+155|6797|Allentown, PA, USA

Bubbalo wrote:

Tyferra wrote:

Lol just dosn't say it.
Nice Cougar, I especially like your inclusion of the Hercules. Did you know our Airforce still uses them?
So does ours.  What's wrong with them?
Nothing is wrong with them except they dont fit to well in BF2. Thats why he said that.
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|6926|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Like the post above said, nothing's wrong with them in real life.  In BF2 they would just be giant slow-flying stinger targets.
bob_6012
Resident M-14 fanatic
+59|6864|Lancaster Ohio, USA
Great post cougar...here's even more karma for you for making me laugh me ass completley off...
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6746|Search Whore killing fields
SSR, What about the Special forces? Dont they get a trip wire that sets off the big rock from Indiana Jones?
Zeon.
l33t sp33k Specialist
+159|6767|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK
rolf
|60|Cobalt
Terror in the Skies
+30|6961|Leipzig/Germany
great post - i'm still holding my stomach

+2 for - bc +1 really isn't enough for the best thread since weeks
he_who_says_zonk
Member
+17|6929

Cougar wrote:

we are working around the cock
I don't know if that was a typo or deliberate, but it's amusing!

In all seriousness though, if they ever released a booster pack with a Hercules, specifically, if it was an AC-130 Spectre, it would be the new thing to bitch about. That thing has a howitzer and a whole load of 20mm chain guns, among other things. Either you stinger it as soon as you see it or you and your team get utterly raped during the remainder of the round.
EarlOfBronze
A Wolf Among Lambs
+19|6729
Loved the AIDs idea. The SSR medics will get needles instead of first aid kits.
Get AIDs here!
+1
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6974|Dallas

he_who_says_zonk wrote:

Cougar wrote:

we are working around the cock
I don't know if that was a typo or deliberate, but it's amusing!

In all seriousness though, if they ever released a booster pack with a Hercules, specifically, if it was an AC-130 Spectre, it would be the new thing to bitch about. That thing has a howitzer and a whole load of 20mm chain guns, among other things. Either you stinger it as soon as you see it or you and your team get utterly raped during the remainder of the round.
Deliberate.  Haven't you seen the message they realeased on their site that said "we are working around the cock"? 

Stupid EA speller people.

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