dumbest thing youve done?

2006-04-19 15:21:16

#51

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6900|UK

1. Pressed 'suicide' insted of 'done'

2. In the Su-34 - i see a long column of armour all drving up the saem road on draqing (bout 12 behicles). Me thinks OMFG im gonna get about 20kills

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You have been kicked from the server for saying 'holy shit i'm soooooooo sorry'

3. First time on warlord, spawn at SAS para point... fall stragiht to the ground without realizing i had to get my parachute out

Last edited by liquidat0r (2006-04-19 15:22:15)

2006-04-19 15:35:57

#52

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|6973

I do stupid things almost every day. In terms of all time stupidity, probably something along the lines of the above poster, namely blowing up lots of teammates on purpose, because I thought they were enemies. In terms of every day stupidity, I think blowing myself or teammates up with bad grenades is probably the most common stupid thing I do.

2006-04-19 15:37:20

#53

Dr.Battlefield: Got milk?; +150|7025

Skruples wrote:
I do stupid things almost every day.

You are not alone m8 I do stupid thing every hour

Last edited by Dr.Battlefield (2006-04-19 15:38:06)

2006-04-19 15:37:40

#54

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7038|Toronto Canada

accidently blowing up a full blackhawk of team people.

2006-04-19 16:10:51

#55

Citizen One: 한국 공주; +338|6922|South Korea.

OMGZOR! IS THAT A MEC ATTACK CHOPPER!!! SHIT JUMP....JUMP"

"WTF...I PRESSED 8....oh."

2006-04-19 16:16:19

#56

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6993|California

playing on an inactive server with skruples

https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/ticongeroga/igetowned.gif

all the fun of padding without the points!

2006-04-19 17:06:54

#57

nimni1992: Member; +-3|7031

i jumped of an airplane cause it was gonna blow and i landed on a teamate and killed him:/
in my first days on the battlefield i thought the arty was a big gun that shoots down airplanes, reason of thinkin that: exactly when i was next to and arty i saw an airplane and the artillery started firing.
when i ws the commandor for the first time in my life i pressed "t" and i saw 3 buttons: arty, uav, and supply
so i pressed the uav i didnt see its doing something i turned around and then again to where that i aimed when i pressed, and i saw an APC exactly to where i pointed the uav, and i thought its a button that the commandor has and he can order APC's when ever he likes(sounds good)
another incident that happened to me today when i played with my friend at my house, and we did death death, so everytime he dies its my turn. so the game was going to end and i was in an airplane i started getting out of the combat area and i was too high to control the airplane, the round was going to end, and i said ok i must jump to survive this, so i jumped and died by the wing.

ive done many more dumb things that i cant remember now so thats all (for now)

2006-04-19 17:25:00

#58

InviSniper: The first true Sniper.; +95|6917|Cumberland, MD, USA

Charged a tank head-on as an Engineer throwing mines instead of sneaking around and just tossing one.

2006-04-19 17:44:04

#59

Mobius_One1021: Member; +3|6991

This is a true sequence that took about a minute to happen:

On Kubra as the F-15, I get hit a few times and start flaming. I jump out, but didn't realize that the plane was headed straight toward a Blackhawk capping a base. The following:

Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard1
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Not only that, but there were apparently a bunch of friendlies on the ground right next to a weak APC:

Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard6
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard7
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard8
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I also kept hitting the 9 key, but my parachute didn't open for some reason, so I fell to my death. I respawn on my sqaud lead (who was in a tank). We were low on armor of the tank left, so I called for repairs. An engineer comes over. He was low on ammo and I was support, so I got out to resupply him (forgot that while in the tank we were bacically a moving supply crate). I go to say thanks for the repairs, but I let go of Q too quickly and my standing-up PKM shot finds it's way into the guy's skull for:

Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard11

Luckily, only the last guy punished me...but that's still a lot of negative points after having a decent round in the jet.

2006-04-19 19:58:56

#60

tthf: Member 5307; +210|7030|06-01

Mobius_One1021 wrote:
This is a true sequence that took about a minute to happen:

On Kubra as the F-15, I get hit a few times and start flaming. I jump out, but didn't realize that the plane was headed straight toward a Blackhawk capping a base. The following:

Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard1
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard2
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard3
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard4
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard5

Not only that, but there were apparently a bunch of friendlies on the ground right next to a weak APC:

Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard6
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard7
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard8
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard9
Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard10

I also kept hitting the 9 key, but my parachute didn't open for some reason, so I fell to my death. I respawn on my sqaud lead (who was in a tank). We were low on armor of the tank left, so I called for repairs. An engineer comes over. He was low on ammo and I was support, so I got out to resupply him (forgot that while in the tank we were bacically a moving supply crate). I go to say thanks for the repairs, but I let go of Q too quickly and my standing-up PKM shot finds it's way into the guy's skull for:

Mobius_One1021[Teamkills]Smacktard11

Luckily, only the last guy punished me...but that's still a lot of negative points after having a decent round in the jet.

you get +1 karma just for that story lolsauce

2006-04-20 06:46:09

#61

mikeshw: Radioactive Glo; +130|7111|A Small Isle in the Tropics

inching forward slowly on a roof in sharqi, in a sniper kit..slowly..slowly..me lines up a shot at the Construction Site flag.. "damn, he isnt in my LoS"..move forward somemore.. next thing is, i fell over the edge of the roof.. why don't they have railings on those roof?

2006-04-20 07:32:30

#62

Mr.Pieeater: Member; +116|6897|Cherry Pie

Repeatedly get killed between a wall and a unmaned moving ATV in SF.

Last edited by Mr.Pieeater (2006-04-20 07:32:43)

2006-04-20 10:36:43

#63

buford: Member; +3|6872

Spin around real fast, and accidentally hit the fire button, killing or hitting the guy next to me.

Same thing when driving behind another tank.

2006-04-20 10:53:21

#64

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7014|OctoLand

2 things.

First map I ever played was Oman, got a bh on the carrier, managed to get to the shore with about 2 bars of health left. Thengot to the MEC airbase, see this big red cirlcle on the map so I think..."hmmm I must get more points for capturing this flag"...see no enemies, walk up to the flag...wait a while...look up and it hasn't moved...then I say to every1 on the server "MEC team is cheating, this flag wont move!! "...then Su-34,,,KA-BOOM!!!

2.First time in a jet, the bomber on clean sweep....don't have a clue wat I'm doing, can't seem to get it to move...press F...press left mouse button...bombs drop

Justice_4eva is no more
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I know fucking karate

2006-04-20 10:59:33

#65

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6919

JUST so you all know i have gone around every post in this topic and given you all -1 karma. Thank me later

2006-04-20 11:02:37

#66

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7014|OctoLand

pure_beef_69 wrote:
JUST so you all know i have gone around every post in this topic and given you all -1 karma. Thank me later

you missed me arsewhole

I know fucking karate

2006-04-20 11:54:05

#67

MrKamikaze: Member; +10|6914|East

going skydiving and then frantically trying to remember which button was the parachute...

oops

2006-04-20 12:11:07

#68

wilber69: Member; +8|6906

Early days of playing.....

Me & mate on voip, go for the easy parachute ribbon. Both jump out of helo & I tap my 9 button. Start hurtling towards the ground & can hear my mate laughing really hard! 'Have you got your ribbon yet?' says I WHAM, I hit the ground! 'WTF!'

He finally manages to say, ' your chute ain't open yet'

DOH!

2006-04-20 12:19:07

#69

walyl135: Member; +7|6906|(UK) SOUTH LONDON GUV'NOR

HMMMMM THATS A TOUGHIE sooooo much to choose from, probably the worst was flah banging my self when i unlocked the f2000 then trying too noob toob some one on top of a building only for the grenade to hit the building fall down and kill me. i didnt beleive it my self honestly. also i have killed some one (again with the noob toob im afraid) on my own team by shooting the front edge of the t-90 the nade bounced off it and crashed into the wall next to the Spec ops who was about to press the magic button

2006-04-20 12:40:30

#70

[BSUS]wishous: Member; +15|6961|Boise, ID

When I was new to the game - I didn't know which artillery was which.
On Gulf of Oman I was playing USMC, and I felt (at the time) like I was risking life and limb to get to that artillery on the shoreline. I was being all kinds of sneaky, managed to run past a MEC apc without him seeing me, hopped in a buggy narrowly missing being TV missled by a MEC chopper - finding my way to that artillery.

I get there, place my C4.. and..

KABOOM!

"TEAM VEHICLE DAMAGE"
"TEAM VEHICLE DAMAGE"
"TEAM VEHICLE DAMAGE"

"[BSUS]wishous is no more."
"[COMMANDER] WTF! Do you NOT KNOW WHERE THEIR ARTY IS!!!!???

LOL

2006-04-20 12:48:38

#71

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6870|Seattle

Dummest thing I've done: Let my buddy play without telling him how to distinguish freindlies and bad guys. He played a couple rounds and when I came back to see how he's doing and he says they kicked him. I didn't think anything of it til the next day when I checked my stats. Death streak=30. I bet he didn't shoot one bad guy the whole time he played.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-04-21 13:25:17

#72

sparklet: Banned; +34|7021|stop corecting my grammer!!!!!

StabStabStab wrote:
Sparklet: Anybody who can't spell grammar probably had other reasons for low grades. I keep mine high and manage to play BF2 sometimes (though I haven't for about a week).

.

kkk il fess up ive ben doin drugs

not

but it bcuz of this game......

2006-04-21 14:14:16

#73

meowmix4jo: Member; +5|6857

back in the private days being a sniper, and one time i shot a guy from like 200 meters, and im like "PWNT HEADSHOT!@!@!#" and hes like fu fag, and i look in the corner and it says TK, then i get banned

2006-04-21 14:43:51

#74

BellusEndus: Make love not war; +59|6896|Edinburg

wahjot wrote:
whats the straight up dumbest thing youve ever done in bf2, regardless of whether you were new to the game or not?

once on sharqui i was messing around in a vodnik, just trying to run people over. my van got hit down to maybe 3 or 4 bars, so i jumped out just as i turned a corner. unfortunately for me, the car was still moving and with the angle i jumped out at i ran myself over

its funny I still do that all the time!

2006-04-24 16:09:02

#75

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|6862|California U.S.A

Oh yeah forgot about being a Apache gunner on Daqing Oilfields was not hooked up to Teamspeak went to type on Squad chat: "Excellent Flying" (Pilot had just corkscrewed around those high pipelines and put me right in front of a tank which i TV'd near the east gas station flag..)

Well as ya'll know when you type "e" ya bail outta your aircraft/heli soooo... of course i was not watching screen I need to look at keyboard to type looked up and noticed heli engine sound was getting quieter cause i had bailed and next second i splat on ground.

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