Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|7039
disregard the above post for failing to observe the rules

continue from

MastersMom wrote:

"Helen, you and I are both in sales.  Now, let me tell you why I suck."
MastersMom
YOUR mom goes to college
+61|6874
Ok, since there's still people interested I'll give a clue.  A coninuation of the original quote.  If you guys don't get it after this one I'll give a clue about the actors.

"Helen, you and I are both in sales.  Now, let me tell you why I suck.  Let's say I go into some guys office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something.  Well than I get all excited!  I'm like 'Jo Jo the Idiot Circus Boy' with a pretty new pet!  The pet is my possible sale.  Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you.  So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, cause I love it, I love my little pet.  But you're naughty, you're a naughty little pet, and that's when I (*makes cracking sounds*) OH NOOO!!  NO, I KILLED IT!!  I killed my sale.  And that's when I BLOW IT!"
Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|7039

MastersMom wrote:

Ok, since there's still people interested I'll give a clue.  A coninuation of the original quote.  If you guys don't get it after this one I'll give a clue about the actors.

"Helen, you and I are both in sales.  Now, let me tell you why I suck.  Let's say I go into some guys office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something.  Well than I get all excited!  I'm like 'Jo Jo the Idiot Circus Boy' with a pretty new pet!  The pet is my possible sale.  Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you.  So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, cause I love it, I love my little pet.  But you're naughty, you're a naughty little pet, and that's when I (*makes cracking sounds*) OH NOOO!!  NO, I KILLED IT!!  I killed my sale.  And that's when I BLOW IT!"
tommy boy

next quote
'If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. '

Last edited by Krappyappy (2007-01-10 04:10:01)

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6850|Finland

Krappyappy wrote:

'If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. '
Rory Breaker in "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"

Krappyappy wrote:

'Ah! They fucking shot me!'
'Well, fucking shoot 'em back!'
*kaboom*
'Jesus, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
'I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? '
Plank in the Bren-gun scene, I believe.. Same movie, though.

My turn:
-"P" Political "U" Unrest "S" Stabilize, another "S" Society "Y" Yeah!
-Yeah?
-Yeah!

and

"So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to fight the white man. So what we're sayin' now is: Yo, we got some hats now muthafuckas."

Last edited by DonFck (2007-01-10 04:13:00)

I need around tree fiddy.
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7029|Nårvei

Fear of a Black Hat

"I could eat a peach for hours"
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
TryfanMan
Member
+2|6959|Yorkshire, UK
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Next one:

Edit - Miles too slow! 

Last edited by TryfanMan (2007-01-10 04:17:50)

Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7029|Nårvei

TryfanMan wrote:

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Next one:

"I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!
Miewp !!!! ..... to late son
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|7039

DonFck wrote:

Plank in the Bren-gun scene, I believe.. Same movie, though.

My turn:
-"P" Political "U" Unrest "S" Stabilize, another "S" Society "Y" Yeah!
-Yeah?
-Yeah!

and

"So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to fight the white man. So what we're sayin' now is: Yo, we got some hats now muthafuckas."
i really to see that movie.

the latest quote is face off, but i don't have one of my own.
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6959
New Quote

"You know what they say about slugs. They always leave slime in their tracks."
klassekock
Proud Born Loser
+68|6805|Sweden
Men in black??
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6765|Doncaster, UK
It's something to do with angels but I can't remember the title. Old 80's film I think.
PuN!sHer
Member
+18|6778
Angel Heart.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.“

I love it
TryfanMan
Member
+2|6959|Yorkshire, UK
Pulp fiction

Next quote:

"I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!"

Last edited by TryfanMan (2007-01-10 09:31:06)

Smaug
This space for rent
+117|6796|Arlen, Texas
Robocop

"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."
Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|7039
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
this is spinal tap

next quote

"i wish someone would kill me right now."
"do you want me to kill you?"
"go for it."
Zilla
Killa of threads
+122|6860|7th level of hell

Hmmm, clue perhaps?
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7029|Nårvei

Krappyappy wrote:

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
this is spinal tap

next quote

"i wish someone would kill me right now."
"do you want me to kill you?"
"go for it."
Witchblade ??

If so here`s the next one:

Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details but the punchline... you die.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6738|Adelaide, South Australia

Mr. and Ms. Smith!

someone do one for me.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-01-11 01:24:24)

Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7029|Nårvei

"Was some strong gases eaking outta my butt that day"
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6738|Adelaide, South Australia

Shrek.

someone do one for me.
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|6960

Shrek-Donkey

"In this country, first you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the women"
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7029|Nårvei

Scarface

Up the stakes Greyclaw ?

"I can see you. I know who you are. I watch you... I KNOW. I am what you see. I am what you watch. I am it. I am the hands. I am the feet. I am the eyes. I am the body. I. AM. ROSEBUD. ROOOOSEBUUUD... THE WATCHER. THE FEAR. THE ETERNAL. THE SAINT! You are nothing."

Last edited by Varegg (2007-01-11 03:00:13)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................
MastersMom
YOUR mom goes to college
+61|6874
Citizen Kane


Next:
"I have a nephew named Anferny, and I know how much he hates it when I call him Anthony. Almost as much as I hate the fact that my sister named him Anferny."
silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|6641|San Antonio, TX

MastersMom wrote:

Next:
"I have a nephew named Anferny, and I know how much he hates it when I call him Anthony. Almost as much as I hate the fact that my sister named him Anferny."
- Mean Girls

New Quote  (It's a long one, but I've always liked this one!):
Okay this is really me now, no more hiding. Listen we're all worried, we're all in pain, that just comes with having eyes with having ears, but just remember one thing it can't get any worse, it can only get better. I mean high school is the bottom. Being a teenager sucks, but that's the point, surviving it is the whole point. Quitting is not going to make you strong, living will. So just hang on and hang in there.  You know I know all
about the hating and the sneering, I'm a member of the why bother generation myself. But why did I bother coming out here tonight and why did you? I mean it's time, it begins with us not with politicians, the experts or the teachers, but with us, with you and with me, the ones who need it most. I believe with everything that's in me that the whole world is begging for healing, even the trees and the earth itself are crying out for it, you can hear it everywhere. It's the same kind of healing I desperately needed and finally feel has
begun with you. Everyone mix it up, it's not game over yet, it's just the beginning, but it's up to you. I'm calling for every kid to seize the air. Steal it, it belongs to you. Speak out, they can't stop you. Find your voice and use it. Keep this going. Pick a name, go on air. It's your life, take charge of it. Do it, try it, try
anything. Spill your guts out and say shit and fuck a million times if you want to, but you decide. Fill the air, steal it. Keep the air alive

Last edited by silo1180 (2007-01-11 05:44:26)

ElGordo
Member
+1|6733
Pump up the volume


"have you got a licence for that monkey?"

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