I even think that Aqua Man will be the new soldier skin and the music of Aqua singing "I wanna be a barbie girl" as the background music. This sound like BS just like everyone else is saying.
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Yeah cuz that's what we need. A Battlefield where everyone runs around in brightly colored tights shooting "water pistols" at each other. The next unlock after the dolphin water pistol is a sawed off arm nub with a rusty hook... I just might have to retire from gaming when that epic adventure comes out.KillBilly666 wrote:
I even think that Aqua Man will be the new soldier skin and the music of Aqua singing "I wanna be a barbie girl" as the background music.
Last edited by [zulu]steviep831 (2006-03-16 12:38:04)
wahahahahahahahahahahaha, I would only pay to see AquaN00b [waterpistol] AquaN00b2, hilariousMilk.org wrote:
OMFG guys he wasn't Bullshitting about the new pistol unlock!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would have maybe believed it a little had they come up with a little less fruity name.
Aquatic Adventure...seriously, thats just bad.
Aquatic Adventure...seriously, thats just bad.
Agreed. Aquatic Adventures sounds like a Mario game not, BF2. I don't get the humor in posting made up stuff like this. Must have to be the informer to get it rather than the informee.
Well at least dolphin diving would become reality...
the next booster pack will be something F anyways, I mean we have Battlefield 2, Special Forces, Euro Force, Armored Fury. Maybe Aqua Force?
Coming soon in the summer: battlefield 2: Aqua my Ass
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
lol i got all excited bout the pistol unlock... dam u for getting my hopes up!
and wudnt it be funny if he actually is telling the truth? i wud feel really stupid if i wer u lot lol
and wudnt it be funny if he actually is telling the truth? i wud feel really stupid if i wer u lot lol
Does anybody else have that song "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid in their heads right now?
Enemy fish spotted.
Enemy fish spotted.
no but i have the Sealab 2021 song in my headwraparoundww wrote:
Does anybody else have that song "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid in their heads right now?
Enemy fish spotted.
if youre lookin for me...you better check under the sea, cuz that is where you'll find me,xX[Elangbam]Xx wrote:
no but i have the Sealab 2021 song in my headwraparoundww wrote:
Does anybody else have that song "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid in their heads right now?
Enemy fish spotted.
underneath the sealab, underneath the water
sealab, at the bottom of....the....sea
"Under the sea! Under the Sea! they'll be no accusations, just friendly crustacians, under the sea!"
- Homer wanting to move under the sea after being accused of sexual harassment. To the Tune of the Little Mermaid Under the Sea song.
Sounds like major bullshit. You could have passed it off if you said may be "Aqua Assault," or something not sounding like a level from an early 90s childeren's computer game.
And guys, don't get excited about the pistol unlock. To go with the whole "Aqua" theme, it's just a super soaker 5 water pistol.
- Homer wanting to move under the sea after being accused of sexual harassment. To the Tune of the Little Mermaid Under the Sea song.
Sounds like major bullshit. You could have passed it off if you said may be "Aqua Assault," or something not sounding like a level from an early 90s childeren's computer game.
And guys, don't get excited about the pistol unlock. To go with the whole "Aqua" theme, it's just a super soaker 5 water pistol.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Deadman wrote:
Hahahaha....Aquatic Adventure sounds like some strange German porn flick!
3/18/2006
New Expansion Pack--"Battlefield 2 Laggy Forces"
Coming July 2006
We at EA have been carefully counting the money--dah, we mean, the community responses--generated from our last highly buggy, er, successful, expansion pack, "Battlefield 2 Euro Force". In hopes of continuing this trend of shameless profiteering, uh, we mean...ok, shameless profiteering, we've developed future expansions with this principle in mind: Lots of players complain about lag, but some players have never experienced it! Therefore, to level the playing field, Laggy Forces will include:
*5 new weapons including the Flamethrower (16 million polygons per flame guaranteed!), 32-Bit-Color Flashbang (Every pixel will be a different color, every 1/60 second, for 10 seconds!), and M249 with Tracer Bullets (visible out to infinity!).
*3 new maps (WARNING: T3 or better connection required to download these maps in under a week)
*The Random Shit Generator™: If at any time during a round your ping is more than 50 below another's, the server will transfer EA pop-up ads through your connection until your ping is increased!
*And finally, to truly level out the playing field, every player is guaranteed a 15-second "There is a problem with your connection" message whenever an enemy chopper, tank, or Support soldier appears on screen! That's right, it's not a bug anymore, it's a feature!
Some people may say these "features" are already included with vanilla BF2, but buy Laggy Forces come June and we won't not guarantee that you won't not be not loving the game even more.
Cheers,
The BF2 Team
New Expansion Pack--"Battlefield 2 Laggy Forces"
Coming July 2006
We at EA have been carefully counting the money--dah, we mean, the community responses--generated from our last highly buggy, er, successful, expansion pack, "Battlefield 2 Euro Force". In hopes of continuing this trend of shameless profiteering, uh, we mean...ok, shameless profiteering, we've developed future expansions with this principle in mind: Lots of players complain about lag, but some players have never experienced it! Therefore, to level the playing field, Laggy Forces will include:
*5 new weapons including the Flamethrower (16 million polygons per flame guaranteed!), 32-Bit-Color Flashbang (Every pixel will be a different color, every 1/60 second, for 10 seconds!), and M249 with Tracer Bullets (visible out to infinity!).
*3 new maps (WARNING: T3 or better connection required to download these maps in under a week)
*The Random Shit Generator™: If at any time during a round your ping is more than 50 below another's, the server will transfer EA pop-up ads through your connection until your ping is increased!
*And finally, to truly level out the playing field, every player is guaranteed a 15-second "There is a problem with your connection" message whenever an enemy chopper, tank, or Support soldier appears on screen! That's right, it's not a bug anymore, it's a feature!
Some people may say these "features" are already included with vanilla BF2, but buy Laggy Forces come June and we won't not guarantee that you won't not be not loving the game even more.
Cheers,
The BF2 Team
LOL[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra wrote:
3/18/2006
New Expansion Pack--"Battlefield 2 Laggy Forces"
Coming July 2006
We at EA have been carefully counting the money--dah, we mean, the community responses--generated from our last highly buggy, er, successful, expansion pack, "Battlefield 2 Euro Force". In hopes of continuing this trend of shameless profiteering, uh, we mean...ok, shameless profiteering, we've developed future expansions with this principle in mind: Lots of players complain about lag, but some players have never experienced it! Therefore, to level the playing field, Laggy Forces will include:
*5 new weapons including the Flamethrower (16 million polygons per flame guaranteed!), 32-Bit-Color Flashbang (Every pixel will be a different color, every 1/60 second, for 10 seconds!), and M249 with Tracer Bullets (visible out to infinity!).
*3 new maps (WARNING: T3 or better connection required to download these maps in under a week)
*The Random Shit Generator™: If at any time during a round your ping is more than 50 below another's, the server will transfer EA pop-up ads through your connection until your ping is increased!
*And finally, to truly level out the playing field, every player is guaranteed a 15-second "There is a problem with your connection" message whenever an enemy chopper, tank, or Support soldier appears on screen! That's right, it's not a bug anymore, it's a feature!
Some people may say these "features" are already included with vanilla BF2, but buy Laggy Forces come June and we won't not guarantee that you won't not be not loving the game even more.
Cheers,
The BF2 Team
New expansion pack Battlefield 2: Under the Seas
The depression that the 3 new expansions(auquatic adventure,aqua my ass, and laggy forces) aren't coming out has depressed all players, but the announcement of the new expansion pack, under the seas now has come and contains what auquatic adventure, aqua my ass, and laggy forces has all at once, are you guys excited gamers?
The depression that the 3 new expansions(auquatic adventure,aqua my ass, and laggy forces) aren't coming out has depressed all players, but the announcement of the new expansion pack, under the seas now has come and contains what auquatic adventure, aqua my ass, and laggy forces has all at once, are you guys excited gamers?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
I know that this is sort of supporting the orginal poster, oh btw the name sucked at least you could have came up with something better like Hurricane Forces, but BF 2142 maybe a third booster pack to be released this year. Other say that this may be the next installment for the BF series. Personlly, I can see EA letting everyone purchuse boosters, then release BF 2142 as BF3. It just seems like them. On the other hand, the graphics do look a lot like BF2 style graphics, unless they do the same thing they did with BF:V. Where they released a "newer" version of the game, but it is actually the orginal game with a few updates, and a new sandbox, al la Grand Theift Auto series. Just my option.
Enemy Puffer Fish Spotted.
Enemy Sea Cucumber Spotted.
Enemy Clown Fish Spotted.
etc, etc, ect.....
Enemy Puffer Fish Spotted.
Enemy Sea Cucumber Spotted.
Enemy Clown Fish Spotted.
etc, etc, ect.....
Last edited by dubbs (2006-03-21 07:57:30)
ROFL!!!SmilingBuddha wrote:
LOL[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra wrote:
3/18/2006
New Expansion Pack--"Battlefield 2 Laggy Forces"
Coming July 2006
We at EA have been carefully counting the money--dah, we mean, the community responses--generated from our last highly buggy, er, successful, expansion pack, "Battlefield 2 Euro Force". In hopes of continuing this trend of shameless profiteering, uh, we mean...ok, shameless profiteering, we've developed future expansions with this principle in mind: Lots of players complain about lag, but some players have never experienced it! Therefore, to level the playing field, Laggy Forces will include:
*5 new weapons including the Flamethrower (16 million polygons per flame guaranteed!), 32-Bit-Color Flashbang (Every pixel will be a different color, every 1/60 second, for 10 seconds!), and M249 with Tracer Bullets (visible out to infinity!).
*3 new maps (WARNING: T3 or better connection required to download these maps in under a week)
*The Random Shit Generator™: If at any time during a round your ping is more than 50 below another's, the server will transfer EA pop-up ads through your connection until your ping is increased!
*And finally, to truly level out the playing field, every player is guaranteed a 15-second "There is a problem with your connection" message whenever an enemy chopper, tank, or Support soldier appears on screen! That's right, it's not a bug anymore, it's a feature!
Some people may say these "features" are already included with vanilla BF2, but buy Laggy Forces come June and we won't not guarantee that you won't not be not loving the game even more.
Cheers,
The BF2 Team
APRIL FOOLS!!!
owned you all!
hahahaha
owned you all!
hahahaha
Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-04-01 13:58:19)
No, you just owned your respectFancy_Pollux wrote:
APRIL FOOLS!!!
owned you all!
hahahaha
Pissed off because I tricked you?xX[Elangbam]Xx wrote:
No, you just owned your respect
Actually I think I remember hearing something about the next expansion pack having an aquatic focus (and I'm being totally serious here). I don't know where I read that, maybe it was in PC Gamer or something. Maybe I'm just imagining it.
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