If WWII was fought online....

2006-03-14 14:39:45

#1

[BSUS]wishous: Member; +15|6687|Boise, ID

It would probably look something like this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

2006-03-14 14:49:55

#2

Copen: Member; +0|6643

holy crap that is hilarious. That needs to get pinned up. great job!!! /thumbsup

2006-03-14 15:04:14

#3

[BSUS]wishous: Member; +15|6687|Boise, ID

Copen wrote:
holy crap that is hilarious. That needs to get pinned up. great job!!! /thumbsup

Yeah, it's pretty neat. I didn't write it up personally, I wish I knew who did. This was passed through the office several times through email. Thought I would post it up here.

2006-03-14 16:01:41

#4

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|6693|San Francisco

My favorite part... "wtf is nukes?!"

2006-03-14 16:07:41

#5

tF-voodoochild: Pew Pew!; +216|6846|San Francisco

Ahh yes, a classic. Goodtimes indeed!

2006-03-14 16:14:34

#6

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|6671|A sunburnt country

Good post except that Patton wouldn't have joined the game until it had been going for 2 years!

Very funny though

Last edited by VspyVspy (2006-03-14 16:15:51)

2006-03-14 16:56:51

#7

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6708|Charlie One Alpha

Best part:

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

Very funny indeed!

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-03-14 18:59:12

#8

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6712|Purplicious Wisconsin

The ending with patton lol.

Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2006-03-14 19:58:38

#9

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6759|San Antonio, Texas

WW2 in a modern game...LOL...GOOD JOB man!

2006-03-14 22:13:56

#10

Drunkaholic: Member; +4|6723

Ollllld post on a different forum, though. I first saw this around 3 years ago.

2006-03-15 01:55:08

#11

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6742|Malaga, España

Nicely, especial the part about nukes and america hax lol

2006-03-15 02:01:10

#12

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6715

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:
Nicely, especial the part about nukes and america hax lol

lol... the website that i first saw this was in www.strategypage.com go to the humor section, theres also what if the war in iraq was an rts...

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2006-03-15 02:28:12

#13

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6742|Malaga, España

Thx ninja i,m going to check it out

2006-03-15 02:30:05

#14

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6715

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:
Thx ninja i,m going to check it out

no problemo senor

2006-03-15 03:43:10

#15

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6762

Drunkaholic wrote:
Ollllld post on a different forum, though. I first saw this around 3 years ago.

4

2006-03-15 05:18:15

#16

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6770|PNW

america hax

Heh.

2006-03-15 16:26:45

#17

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6712|Purplicious Wisconsin

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
america hax

Heh.

It's true.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2006-03-15 16:43:33

#18

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|6788|Singapore

War Man wrote:
unnamednewbie13 wrote:
america hax

Heh.
It's true.

2006-03-15 18:11:17

#19

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6770|PNW

War Man wrote:
unnamednewbie13 wrote:
america hax

Heh.
It's true.

Well, one of Hitler's industrial spies did try to tell him of America's haxor abilities.

2006-03-15 18:35:22

#20

TriggerHappy998: just nothing; +387|6846|-

Old but still funny

2006-03-15 21:59:40

#21

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|6699

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

Priceless, if you understand the reference.

2006-03-16 00:52:41

#22

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6729|Uhh... erm...

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

Rofl!

2006-03-16 16:52:59

#23

RAIMIUS: You with the face!; +244|6713|US

very nice!
Almost worth a sticky in my opinion. (as a WWII buff.)
There are a few out of place things...oh well, it's still funny.

Last edited by RAIMIUS (2006-03-16 16:53:40)

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