Promoting the idea that Americans are dumb one phone call at a time. GG.Extra Medium wrote:
Some australian friends and I prank called a gun store in Australia. Laughs ensued.
Me: Yeah, I'm an American here on a hunting vacation and I need to get some .50 AE hollow points for my hunting sidearm.
Him: Uhh mate, we don't carry that caliber here. What the hell are you hunting?
Me: Bears.
Him: Bears? In Oz?
Me: Yeah.
Him: We don't have any bears here.
Me: The tour guide said you did. We're going to go hunt one.
Him: I think he lied to you mate.
Me: Nah, he said he does it all the time. Think he called them Cola Bears.
Him: You mean Koala? Mate their harmless, pretty sure you can't hunt them either.
Me: I got a license to shoot one. Tour guide reccomended a 30-06 caliber rifle with a Desert Eagle in case the bear charges.
Him: Mate their TINY! They are only like the size of a small pup. (can here yelling at his friend "Hey I got an American on the phone looking for .50 bullets to hunt Koala's lol)
Me: Dude, do you know what the hell your talking about, bears are huge!
Him: Did you already pay your guide?
Me: Yeah, $5000.
Him: I think your getting taken for a ride mate.
Me: Well shit. Can I at least get some .40 hollow points for my Sig in case someone breaks into my hotel.
Him Didn't they give you something to read when you come into the country? You can't do that here!
Me: Do what?
Him: Shoot someone!!!
Me: What if they try to steal my stuff?
Him: Where are you staying guy?
Me: Sydney.
Him: We're in Perth you fuckin moron.
Me: Is that nearby?
Him: Dumbass. "click"
Who the hell still pulls off prank calls in their 30's?
Tom Mabe?Macbeth wrote:
Who the hell still pulls off prank calls in their 30's?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
*logs in, reads last page or so of thread, facedesk*
Yeah, I'm going to go read something else now.
Yeah, I'm going to go read something else now.
I got charged by a koala, it wasn't funny.Extra Medium wrote:
What source? I'm the fuckiing source.Uzique The Lesser wrote:
can you at least cite your source
Fuck Israel
You should have had your .50AE on you.Dilbert_X wrote:
I got charged by a koala, it wasn't funny.Extra Medium wrote:
What source? I'm the fuckiing source.Uzique The Lesser wrote:
can you at least cite your source
Jestar prank calls IHOPS in the US.Macbeth wrote:
Who the hell still pulls off prank calls in their 30's?
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If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
But why?
yeah, this didn't happen.Extra Medium wrote:
Some australian friends and I prank called a gun store in Australia. Laughs ensued.
Me: Yeah, I'm an American here on a hunting vacation and I need to get some .50 AE hollow points for my hunting sidearm.
Him: Uhh mate, we don't carry that caliber here. What the hell are you hunting?
Me: Bears.
Him: Bears? In Oz?
Me: Yeah.
Him: We don't have any bears here.
Me: The tour guide said you did. We're going to go hunt one.
Him: I think he lied to you mate.
Me: Nah, he said he does it all the time. Think he called them Cola Bears.
Him: You mean Koala? Mate their harmless, pretty sure you can't hunt them either.
Me: I got a license to shoot one. Tour guide reccomended a 30-06 caliber rifle with a Desert Eagle in case the bear charges.
Him: Mate their TINY! They are only like the size of a small pup. (can here yelling at his friend "Hey I got an American on the phone looking for .50 bullets to hunt Koala's lol)
Me: Dude, do you know what the hell your talking about, bears are huge!
Him: Did you already pay your guide?
Me: Yeah, $5000.
Him: I think your getting taken for a ride mate.
Me: Well shit. Can I at least get some .40 hollow points for my Sig in case someone breaks into my hotel.
Him Didn't they give you something to read when you come into the country? You can't do that here!
Me: Do what?
Him: Shoot someone!!!
Me: What if they try to steal my stuff?
Him: Where are you staying guy?
Me: Sydney.
Him: We're in Perth you fuckin moron.
Me: Is that nearby?
Him: Dumbass. "click"
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Koala was tangled up in a blackberry bush, and very angry about it, I thought I'd be a hero and cut it out with my pocket-knife when suddenly it freed itself and came tearing after me.Macbeth wrote:
But why?
Koalas - They're scary as fuck.
Fuck Israel
if it did happen he is pretty good at transcribing from memory. maybe he went to journo school and learnt shorthand. or maybe there's a recording... in which case, ding dong, post itFatherTed wrote:
yeah, this didn't happen.Extra Medium wrote:
Some australian friends and I prank called a gun store in Australia. Laughs ensued.
Me: Yeah, I'm an American here on a hunting vacation and I need to get some .50 AE hollow points for my hunting sidearm.
Him: Uhh mate, we don't carry that caliber here. What the hell are you hunting?
Me: Bears.
Him: Bears? In Oz?
Me: Yeah.
Him: We don't have any bears here.
Me: The tour guide said you did. We're going to go hunt one.
Him: I think he lied to you mate.
Me: Nah, he said he does it all the time. Think he called them Cola Bears.
Him: You mean Koala? Mate their harmless, pretty sure you can't hunt them either.
Me: I got a license to shoot one. Tour guide reccomended a 30-06 caliber rifle with a Desert Eagle in case the bear charges.
Him: Mate their TINY! They are only like the size of a small pup. (can here yelling at his friend "Hey I got an American on the phone looking for .50 bullets to hunt Koala's lol)
Me: Dude, do you know what the hell your talking about, bears are huge!
Him: Did you already pay your guide?
Me: Yeah, $5000.
Him: I think your getting taken for a ride mate.
Me: Well shit. Can I at least get some .40 hollow points for my Sig in case someone breaks into my hotel.
Him Didn't they give you something to read when you come into the country? You can't do that here!
Me: Do what?
Him: Shoot someone!!!
Me: What if they try to steal my stuff?
Him: Where are you staying guy?
Me: Sydney.
Him: We're in Perth you fuckin moron.
Me: Is that nearby?
Him: Dumbass. "click"
Dilbert_X wrote:
Koalas - They're scary as fuck.
FatherTed wrote:
yeah, this didn't happen.
Cybargs wrote:
i was there when it happened. quite funny.
I'm not in my 30's and because it's funny as hell.Macbeth wrote:
Who the hell still pulls off prank calls in their 30's?
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Dilbert_X wrote:
Koala was tangled up in a blackberry bush, and very angry about it, I thought I'd be a hero and cut it out with my pocket-knife when suddenly it freed itself and came tearing after me.Macbeth wrote:
But why?
Koalas - They're scary as fuck.
I had a koala stuffed animal as a kid. It was my favorite
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Holy shit, so did I and I had totally forgotten about it till just now.
I tend to forget about old girlfriends too.
Unless you're fingering them on a quad bike whilst drunk and listening to Sweet Home Alabama. Such a treasured memory.
I fail to see a problem with this.
You forgot to mention it was under a bridge.
You forgot to mention it was under a bridge.
I'm not surprised.
Did I mention I cleaned up the mess with an old oil rag?
I swear to God you gun rights activist are retarded. Of all the issues in the world is this really the one that matters the most to you people?An eastern Pennsylvania police chief who went on profanity-laced video rants against those who disagreed with him on gun laws has been suspended for 30 days without pay.
The punishment wasn't for his diatribe though.
The borough council in the coal town of Gilberton said that police Chief Mark Kessler used "borough property for non-borough purposes without prior borough permission" when he made the video where he's seen shooting semiautomatic and automatic weapons.
Thousands of gun-rights activists descended on the town of 750 for the meeting, openly sporting firearms, CNN affiliate WPMT reported.
"I make no apologies and I have no regrets," a defiant Kessler told the council after its 5-1 vote, according to CNN affiliate WFMZ. He added he would be back "30 days from tonight."
Soon afterward, Kessler posted a statement on his website saying that Mayor Mary Lou Hannon and two council members -- Eric Boxer and Daniel Malloy -- "are conspiring behind closed doors for full termination. "
"They needed to suspend first to allow themselves time to look for or make up any reason or lie," he said.
Then, he added in all uppercase letters: "HEY BOXER, MALLOY , HANNON, YOU'RE COWARDS, YOU'RE HACKS, YOU PRETEND TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION,YOU SICKEN ME !"
You can't understand why we would get upset over someone taking away a freedom we cherish and a possession we own? The same way we right wingers don't understand why the liberals get up in arms when there is talk of cutting entitlements, which they view as a financial freedom and the source of their possessions.Macbeth wrote:
I swear to God you gun rights activist are retarded. Of all the issues in the world is this really the one that matters the most to you people?An eastern Pennsylvania police chief who went on profanity-laced video rants against those who disagreed with him on gun laws has been suspended for 30 days without pay.
The punishment wasn't for his diatribe though.
The borough council in the coal town of Gilberton said that police Chief Mark Kessler used "borough property for non-borough purposes without prior borough permission" when he made the video where he's seen shooting semiautomatic and automatic weapons.
Thousands of gun-rights activists descended on the town of 750 for the meeting, openly sporting firearms, CNN affiliate WPMT reported.
"I make no apologies and I have no regrets," a defiant Kessler told the council after its 5-1 vote, according to CNN affiliate WFMZ. He added he would be back "30 days from tonight."
Soon afterward, Kessler posted a statement on his website saying that Mayor Mary Lou Hannon and two council members -- Eric Boxer and Daniel Malloy -- "are conspiring behind closed doors for full termination. "
"They needed to suspend first to allow themselves time to look for or make up any reason or lie," he said.
Then, he added in all uppercase letters: "HEY BOXER, MALLOY , HANNON, YOU'RE COWARDS, YOU'RE HACKS, YOU PRETEND TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION,YOU SICKEN ME !"
You liberal tards are just that, retards.
The ability to carry a gun into Wal-Mart is really a freedom on the same level as not dying from a preventable disease.
Glad I live in a country with sane gun laws.
Yes, because this debate totally translates laterally.Macbeth wrote:
The ability to carry a gun into Wal-Mart is really a freedom on the same level as not dying from a preventable disease.