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Jay wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

funny no one reported an abandoned car in the lot

Funny that his police department couldn't track down a 'stolen vehicle' that was sitting idle within walking distance of their house.

Cops in my hometown are incredibly lazy. They don't even set speed traps or fuck with the illegals. The only time you see them outside of the station is when they have to pull parade duty

dude, when I had my vehicle stolen (in Ybor City) I tracked down a cop and he told me my friends had just moved my vehicle and were just playing a game on me. Total lie. They just didn't want to do the paperwork. I was so pissed.

I had to go down to the station.. after I found a ride.

Macbeth wrote:

"or fuck with the illegals" Police in my area are kinda aggressive and they don't do this. Isn't there also laws in NYC that protect illegals?

My hometown is in Nassau County on Long Island. They've made a big stink over the years about illegals congregating for work pickups and pissing on the sidewalks and stuff. There was a big crackdown. Now they're trying to go after 'flophouses' where they live ten to a room. But hey, they wouldn't be there if people weren't too lazy to cut their own grass so whatever

"I was in McDonald's the other day with my girlfriend when suddenly the Ultimate Hustler popped out from behind a plant. He walked up to me and said, 'Is you lookin fo a job application, cuz yo face got enough grease to run dis place 24/7!' I was taken aback and reached for some napkins, but then he said 'and tell yo girl dey puttin slimfast on the dollar menu.' My girlfriend ran crying to the bathroom, and I could only mutter a simple 'damn' before blacking out."

know how i know you're a cunt?

"it was a stormy night and i was 50 miles out to sea, lobster season was at its peak. suddenly a strong gale brought the ultimate hustler aboard my ship, whereupon he said "president the only thing blowin harder than this wind is yo girl." his insult stung even harder than the bitter wind on my face, but i tried to ignore him, and hauled up my net. "aww shit president you still catchin crabs even when you a million miles away from that ho" i threw myself overboard immediately because DAMN"

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2011-06-18 22:02:58)

Dauntless wrote:

Gooners wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7iZ-cxyA0

now that's what i'm talking about gooners

also i know someone who looks exactly like the white one from the sugarbabes

it's actually a sick track

its liek wow sick fucin track m88 YEEA

look at these morose motherfuckers here

it's 2:30AM here and I don't really feel that tired

go get laid?

Cybargs wrote:

go get laid?

go get tsunami'd/earthquake'd

Hurriblyat

Start watching movies to pass your time.

cut that out..

Just spotted a microSD card on the floor across the room. Pretty amazed by that, my mate put it in his phone. It has shit from France in it.

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!? WHY HATH THIS PARISIAN CARD BECKON ME!