They amke such pathetic excuses for their failure.
Oh well, better luck next rapture!
Oh well, better luck next rapture!
he's probably too busy counting all of his dollars on the island that god has just gifted to him through providence
(or everybody else's media-frenzied stupidity)
(or everybody else's media-frenzied stupidity)
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11 Bravo wrote:
Doctor Strangelove wrote:
The "omg endz of wurld lolz" joke was never funny. Ever. Even when Colbert did it. And especially when you morons do it.
sorry Harold11 Bravo wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
Doctor Strangelove wrote:
The "omg endz of wurld lolz" joke was never funny. Ever. Even when Colbert did it. And especially when you morons do it.
Bad investment.Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
After 1800 passed and nothing had happened, he said: "I do not understand why... I do not understand why nothing has happened."
"I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
bad life
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you dont need to be smart to have $140,000 in savings
Tu Stultus Es
he hasn't been sighted cause HE GOT RAPTURED DUH!Spidery_Yoda wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641
Hilarious.
Obviously. There is no other explaination.
"Other followers said the delay was a further test from God to persevere in their faith."
lol only hurricane
and...
"The Washington Post reported that suicide prevention hotlines were set up in case believers fell into depression after the apocalypse failed to happen."
I say let we them "rapture" themselves.
lol only hurricane
and...
"The Washington Post reported that suicide prevention hotlines were set up in case believers fell into depression after the apocalypse failed to happen."
I say let we them "rapture" themselves.
Last edited by eusgen (2011-05-22 11:59:26)
A blatant attempt to reduce that cognitive dissonance.eusgen wrote:
"Other followers said the delay was a further test from God to persevere in their faith."
negativeeusgen wrote:
"Other followers said the delay was a further test from God to persevere in their faith."
lol only hurricane
eusgen wrote:
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/5 … 859067.jpg
holy shit that's retro
Spidery_Yoda wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641
Hilarious.
Starting to feel just a smidgen of pity, here. He was wrong in 94, too. Why didn't he pay attention to the bible in the first place? The time and date of Armageddon is supposed to be unknowable.After 1800 passed and nothing had happened, he said: "I do not understand why... I do not understand why nothing has happened."
He speaks!
http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/camping- … dcast.html
So we get to go through this all over again in October because people are fucking stupid? Oh boy!
http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/camping- … dcast.html
ALAMEDA, Calif. -- California preacher Harold Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.
The independent Christian radio host said Monday the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted.
Camping says he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true on Saturday that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.
Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer, appeared publically for the first Monday night.
Rather than give his normal daily broadcast, Camping made a special statement before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire that has broadcast his message.
So we get to go through this all over again in October because people are fucking stupid? Oh boy!
$140,000. 140,000 children of Israel. Coincidence? I think not.Beduin wrote:
Bad investment.Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
After 1800 passed and nothing had happened, he said: "I do not understand why... I do not understand why nothing has happened."
"I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
like the pastor, your math is off.ROGUEDD wrote:
$140,000. 140,000 children of Israel. Coincidence? I think not.Beduin wrote:
Bad investment.Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
After 1800 passed and nothing had happened, he said: "I do not understand why... I do not understand why nothing has happened."
"I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
the number is 144,000. cya in October!
No no, I was just off by five thousand. THE END IS NIGH!!!burnzz wrote:
like the pastor, your math is off.ROGUEDD wrote:
$140,000. 140,000 children of Israel. Coincidence? I think not.Beduin wrote:
Bad investment.
the number is 144,000. cya in October!
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
If no-one knows the time of the appocalypse, couldn't you have like 8760 people saying the date/hour each year, that would mean it would never come because atleast one person would know it.
I'll bet Obama has a secret room full of these people doing just that. He is the reason the Appocalypse was averted! Why is nobody giving him the credit?
I'll bet Obama has a secret room full of these people doing just that. He is the reason the Appocalypse was averted! Why is nobody giving him the credit?
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i thought it was cute that these end-timers said god would respect our time zones and the international date lineSisco wrote:
Pfffff. I highly doubt it would go as planned by men and written down in a book, if it is really a divine event.-Sh1fty- wrote:
If you read the Bible (KJV) I assure you that you'll know everything.
Yeah whatever that guy's name is, he's a nut.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Poor Harold Camping, he so wants the rapture to happen before he pops his clogs.
And he was so sure about May 21 too. Oh well, he seems really really sure about October. I'm sure he'll be right this time. Third time's the charm right?
And he was so sure about May 21 too. Oh well, he seems really really sure about October. I'm sure he'll be right this time. Third time's the charm right?
[Blinking eyes thing]
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