Microwave
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+515|7121|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK
Going to Paris with the girlfriend next week for 4 days.




inb4 asking for relationship advice on a forum llolololololoool.


I'm sure some of you here have been before so you can give me some ideas.







I've got a list of all the obvious ones but I'm sure there are a lot more that I wouldn't want to miss out on.




Recommendations / places to avoid / general advice please x
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7137|UK
eiffel tower and chuck her off it for lulz
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Microwave
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+515|7121|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK
inb4 method being a penis....OH WAIT!
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6657|Roma
I hear they have good barbers in Paris..
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SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7034|Mountains of NC

when you arrive at the airport


just stay there and back on a return flight


also







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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7137|UK
tbh jimbo i would just go with what the websites recommend, its not like paris is some dark corner of the earth where some of our resident mongoloids live and thus would have a deeper knowledge of where to go/see
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6230|Belgium
Went there last year. Be sure to check out the museums, even if you're not that much into art..

(I really shouldn't have to say this), The Louvre and Montmartre for example. Lovely Dali painting at the Montmartre by the way, check it out.

This was my plan of last year:
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It was set up by a teacher who really knows his way around Paris. I was only there for a good 2.5 days, but I had a feeling I discovered quite a lot, though. It's up to you, but feel free to check out where I went to get some inspiration
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6219|Roma
Montmartre is a really nice place to visit.
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Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7221|Scotland

Keep her in the hotel room and ravage her. Make sure you're in a nice hotel though.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
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Zimmer wrote:

Keep her in the hotel room and ravage her. Make sure you're in a nice hotel though.
agreed



try a place that has some guy open the door to you ( even though its a automatic door ) and knows your name
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Microwave
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+515|7121|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

PrivateVendetta wrote:

I hear they have good barbers in Paris..
FUUUU!

SEREMAKER wrote:

when you arrive at the airport


just stay there and back on a return flight
Point TAKEN   harharhahrhar!

m3thod wrote:

tbh jimbo i would just go with what the websites recommend, its not like paris is some dark corner of the earth where some of our resident mongoloids live and thus would have a deeper knowledge of where to go/see
Very true. I have looked at A LOT of websites so I'm sure I'll be fine. Just nice to get some 'real human input'.



@Jebus, thank you, that's very helpful, I'll have a look at that



aerodynamic wrote:

Montmartre is a really nice place to visit.
Will be going there.


SEREMAKER wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Keep her in the hotel room and ravage her. Make sure you're in a nice hotel though.
agreed



try a place that has some guy open the door to you ( even though its a automatic door ) and knows your name
Will be doing, at least 50% of the time.


Hotel is already booked, 11st best rated on trip advisor out of like thousands. All the ones above it are $$$$$$$$. Looks pretty nice.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7034|Mountains of NC

which hotel you stayen at
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.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6919|The Twilight Zone
I don't remember all the destination in Paris I have visited but I do some: Eiffel tower obviously, Notre dame church, Montmartre + some other which I can't seem to remember. If you are going to Paris the logical thing is to buy a Travel guide for Paris. Everything you need to know is there.
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Microwave
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+515|7121|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

SEREMAKER wrote:

which hotel you stayen at
Hotel Royal Magda Etoile

A modest 3 star affair, but it's supposedly very nice, very romantic and very 'Paris'.

That's all I want from it really.



Got a billion travel guides and leaflets, as I said, just nice to get some real human input.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6919|The Twilight Zone
The people in Paris I met were nice, lots if beautiful women that actually do make an obvious hint if they want to know more about you not like here when they all act like snobs. Prices are cheaper than lets say Austria, at least coffee, beer. You also might want to check if a certain attraction you have planned to visit isn't closed at that time due to some unexpected occurrence. Public transports are well developed- trains, subways, buses. Subway was my preference. Food is good, croissants with butter are win obviously. The stuff that they sell outside or inside museums and galleries or other places worth visiting are actually of some value and not kitsch like they sell in Austria or Croatia. Sports stores are so much fun, you see people socialize there and chat where you would usually just see people trying a new pair of shoes. I have to say Paris was my favourite destination that I visited so far. You will love it.
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SEREMAKER
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.Sup wrote:

The people in Paris I met were nice, lots if beautiful women that actually do make an obvious hint if they want to know more about you not like here when they all act like snobs. .
interesting


I like a good chick thats not afraid to show you what they like


espically if they come straight up to you and unzip your fly
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Microwave
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+515|7121|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK
Thanks sup
13rin
Member
+977|6945
When I was in paris I saw a body floating down the main river.   I took a quick photo, but I'd have to search for it.  I didn't tell anyone (except my Brother who saw it too).  We laughed.  I took a bunch of homeless people photos.  The city and the people smell like piss.  I almost beat up an old guy pushing me on a crowed train when we were leaving that shit hole.  Fuck France.  The only way I'd ever going back there is if we go to war with them.  I'd volunteer.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6936
go to montmartre and montparnasse and smoke opium and hang out with bohemians

also go to art galleries. louvre is an obvious-must
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6919|The Twilight Zone

DBBrinson1 wrote:

When I was in paris I saw a body floating down the main river.   I took a quick photo, but I'd have to search for it.  I didn't tell anyone (except my Brother who saw it too).  We laughed.  I took a bunch of homeless people photos.  The city and the people smell like piss.  I almost beat up an old guy pushing me on a crowed train when we were leaving that shit hole.  Fuck France.  The only way I'd ever going back there is if we go to war with them.  I'd volunteer.
Not sure if serious but I remember when I was in Venice the whole artificial island smell, mostly after fish.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
And I'm used to smell. My best friend farts a lot, and I mean a lot!
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UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5502|Massachusetts, USA
Ugh, Venice. As beautiful as that place is, the smell is almost unbearable when near any canal. Thank god there were a lot of side streets and hidden squares that weren't near the canals when i went.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6230|Belgium
Be sure to check out the 'Quartier Latin' as well, it's the student part of town with some very nice (and cheap!) restaurants and bar. Keep in mind Paris is very, very expensive, so be on the lookout for nice deals.


I remeber a very nice blues performance I picked up in the Quartier Latin last year, in of those many bars. I recommend!
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7137|UK

UnkleRukus wrote:

Ugh, Venice. As beautiful as that place is, the smell is almost unbearable when near any canal. Thank god there were a lot of side streets and hidden squares that weren't near the canals when i went.
You know its states Paris in the title.......right?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5434|Dundee, Scotland.
Seeing as you like your photography, there are numerous, nay, countless little backstreets with loads of atmosphere and photographic potential.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5502|Massachusetts, USA

m3thod wrote:

UnkleRukus wrote:

Ugh, Venice. As beautiful as that place is, the smell is almost unbearable when near any canal. Thank god there were a lot of side streets and hidden squares that weren't near the canals when i went.
You know its states Paris in the title.......right?

.Sup wrote:

Not sure if serious but I remember when I was in Venice the whole artificial island smell, mostly after fish.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
And I'm used to smell. My best friend farts a lot, and I mean a lot!
read the rest of the posts method.

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If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

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