13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6780

fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6242|Carnoustie

Finray wrote:

John I'm skint.

Buy me a mouse.
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NO
I Friggin Love The Nhs
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black

burnzz wrote:

fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
Not a whole MINUTE

D:
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6851|Mountains of NC

some dude came into my store today wearing those shoes


the only thing I could think of was :

https://img.shinyshack.com/l_toesocks.jpg

those gay socks ... chicks like to wear
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6242|Carnoustie
fflink - I tell no lie
I Friggin Love The Nhs
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6780

Finray wrote:

burnzz wrote:

fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
Not a whole MINUTE

D:
hey dumbass, we've got three hundred people on two floors. our UPS is rated for our nine servers for twelve minutes, not counting our phone servers.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6851|Mountains of NC

well well ... well

the misses took off to her parents ...... and left me at the house


all by myself .........


for the entire weekend
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6910|UK
Party at ^'s. You're all invited
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6242|Carnoustie

SEREMAKER wrote:

well well ... well

the misses took off to her parents ...... and left me at the house


all by myself .........


for the entire weekend
roam the halls naked, answer the door naked, do other stuff naked, DO NOT COOK NAKED
I Friggin Love The Nhs
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,743|7020|Cinncinatti

burnzz wrote:

Finray wrote:

burnzz wrote:

fuck, me - the power went down, for a minute . . .
Not a whole MINUTE

D:
hey dumbass, we've got three hundred people on two floors. our UPS is rated for our nine servers for twelve minutes, not counting our phone servers.
ouch..but i thought it was at your house at first then i looked at the time..
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6780

RTHKI wrote:

ouch..but i thought it was at your house at first then i looked at the time..
if it happens for twenty seconds, you go 'whew' but when the outage drags on, you start thinking of what you have to do to restore everyones work.

those that save regularly, anyways . . .
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6910|UK
yey for auto document recovery.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black

RTHKI wrote:

burnzz wrote:

Finray wrote:


Not a whole MINUTE

D:
hey dumbass, we've got three hundred people on two floors. our UPS is rated for our nine servers for twelve minutes, not counting our phone servers.
ouch..but i thought it was at your house at first then i looked at the time..
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6910|UK
A man is flying a hot air balloon and realises he is lost, so he flys down towards a field where he can ask someone where he is. He calls out to a man in the field,
"Excuse me! Can you tell me where i am?"
The guy says "Yeah, you are in a hot air balloon, thirty feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer!" The first guy says.
"Yes...! I am! How did you know" Replied the engineer...
"Well, what you told me is technically correct but really it is of no use to anyone, and doesnt help me"
"Ha! Well you must be in management" Said the engineer.
"Yes, i am! How did you know?"
"Well you dont know where you are or where you are going, except for some reason now its my fault!"


I was amused.
tuckergustav
...
+1,590|6197|...

SEREMAKER wrote:

some dude came into my store today wearing those shoes


the only thing I could think of was :

http://img.shinyshack.com/l_toesocks.jpg

those gay socks ... chicks like to wear
I have some...
...
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6071|Catherine Black

liquidat0r wrote:

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realises he is lost, so he flys down towards a field where he can ask someone where he is. He calls out to a man in the field,
"Excuse me! Can you tell me where i am?"
The guy says "Yeah, you are in a hot air balloon, thirty feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer!" The first guy says.
"Yes...! I am! How did you know" Replied the engineer...
"Well, what you told me is technically correct but really it is of no use to anyone, and doesnt help me"
"Ha! Well you must be in management" Said the engineer.
"Yes, i am! How did you know?"
"Well you dont know where you are or where you are going, except for some reason now its my fault!"


I was amused.
I've heard a few versions of that joke, love it
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6805
sere, buy my guns
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6915

guns kill
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,743|7020|Cinncinatti
so do knives
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6583
so do fists
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6915

but guns kill
Bevo
Nah
+718|6804|Austin, Texas
drive-by body pierce
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,743|7020|Cinncinatti
so do vaginas
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6915

Bevo wrote:

drive-by body pierce
this is harlem nigga, we do walk-by's
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6754

Gooners wrote:

Bevo wrote:

drive-by body pierce
this is harlem nigga, we do walk-by's
this is middle-class canadian suburbia, my dear chap, we do runs to the grocery store in our bmw's and listen to biggie and 2pac.
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