Avatar is shit

2010-02-09 18:23:34

#1

SealXo: Member; +309|6528

There i said it. lets mention i didnt see it in 3d, but the story sucked, and no effects can change that

i mean, whats with this colonel hasbro faggot? i doubt in the year 2154 faggots on another planet are still going to have a southern accent. seriously, and all that for some shitty fucking rock that looks like coal santa would give you? 20 million a "kilo?" I bet in 150 years that 20 million wont buy me a slice of bread. let alone the shit to go to another planet to harvest the garbage. and how the hell would they know all that shits under the tree if theyve never gotten near it

Heres how I see it, James Cameron played halo, got bored, then decided to get a WoW account and take every flightpath in Azeroth and combined it with Colonel Custards last stand and mix a little pocohontis love story in it. then decided to pull a steve jobs with the whole "oh god look how innovative I am im so imaginitive".

I want three hours of my life back. I would have been more entertained buying a 13 dollar dildo and stimulating my prostate for three hours than nodding on and off through this pile of shit.

edit: and why the fuck was susan serandan smoking a cigarette in a multi trillion dollar lab?

Last edited by SealXo (2010-02-09 18:34:13)

2010-02-09 18:26:13

#2

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6699|67.222.138.85

kiss me

2010-02-09 18:28:31

#3

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6735|London

GravyDan is a better person than you

2010-02-09 18:29:43

#4

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|5989

seal you fail by not watching it in 3d

you shoulda just rented it on vhs if you wanted to waste your time

2010-02-09 18:33:39

#5

SealXo: Member; +309|6528

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
seal you fail by not watching it in 3d

you shoulda just rented it on vhs if you wanted to waste your time

how the hell would 3d have made the half ass shitty story any better

2010-02-09 18:34:49

#6

Bevo: Nah; +718|6513|Austin, Texas

SealXo wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
seal you fail by not watching it in 3d

you shoulda just rented it on vhs if you wanted to waste your time
how the hell would 3d have made the half ass shitty story any better

that's like buying crysis and complaining that the gameplay isn't very good

no shit sherlock

move along

2010-02-09 18:34:51

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5781|Catherine Black

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2010-02-09 18:34:57

#8

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6659

Because everyone and his grandma knew the story was mediocre. It is all about the visuals.

2010-02-09 18:43:00

#9

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|5989

seal im sure there is an avatar hate group you can join on fb

nice pics finray hah

2010-02-09 18:53:46

#10

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6515|...

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
seal im sure there is an avatar hate group you can join on fb

Perhaps he can team up with the old women bitching about the facebook changes.

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
nice pics finray hah

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2010-02-09 18:56:11

#11

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6490

you should stick to car spotting tbh

2010-02-09 19:11:32

#12

-MetaL*: Sup guies; +157|5626|Southern California

The movie reminds me of Dances with Wolves and Pocahontas. I thought it was pretty good though.

2010-02-09 19:19:56

#13

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6699|67.222.138.85

< watched it in 3D

Didn't add anything. Just because you're looking at a screensaver half the time doesn't make it any more entertaining.

2010-02-09 19:39:08

#14

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6461

Ilocano wrote:
Because everyone and his grandma knew the story was mediocre. It is all about the visuals.

But the visuals sucked. Throwing as much CGI and random crap is not good visuals.

If you want true good visuals watch a Sergio Leone movie, the visuals are used to tell the story without dialog, to increase tension in a scene among other times. Not just jack off the hammer-legion.

2010-02-09 19:44:40

#15

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6638

yeah I didnt like that blue guys won, makes it seem like we humans are pussies...(and stupid) they need to send some of those blue ppl to human prison so they can raped..... HUMANS FTW

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2010-02-09 19:46:29

#16

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6490

i liked it for what it was - a movie. certainly not on my "gotta have it on BD" list, but in today's age of sixteen minute trailers, fuck this website had ten threads, enough media coverage (print, tv, radio and internet) that if you hadn't figured it out by

hey waitaminute- aren't you the one that started a thread last week "my GF 's dumping me, oh noes" and you started this thread an hour and a half ago?

GTFO!

2010-02-09 19:56:30

#17

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6358|California

it was a good movie, but pokemon was way better. yo they got dragons that just don't fly they breathe fire, or shoot ice!!

2010-02-09 19:59:26

#18

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6515|...

=NHB=Shadow wrote:
it was a good movie, but pokemon was way better. yo they got dragons that just don't fly they breathe fire, or shoot ice!!

i herd something ...

2010-02-10 12:15:34

#19

burnzz wrote:
hey waitaminute- aren't you the one that started a thread last week "my GF 's dumping me, oh noes" and you started this thread an hour and a half ago?

GTFO!

ahh so the gf loved avatar.

2010-02-10 12:51:51

#20

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6659

Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Ilocano wrote:
Because everyone and his grandma knew the story was mediocre. It is all about the visuals.
But the visuals sucked. Throwing as much CGI and random crap is not good visuals.

If you want true good visuals watch a Sergio Leone movie, the visuals are used to tell the story without dialog, to increase tension in a scene among other times. Not just jack off the hammer-legion.

I concede.

2010-02-10 13:01:43

#21

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6624|Finland

SealXo wrote:
edit: and why the fuck was susan serandan smoking a cigarette in a multi trillion dollar lab?

1. It's Susan Sarandon
2. She wasn't in it, it was Sigourney Weaver
3. I too have the opinion that Avatar was poop. I think I already gave my reasons somewhere, in another thread about this same thing, so I'll skip going into detail this time.

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-02-10 13:16:29

#22

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6590|Seattle

DonFck wrote:
SealXo wrote:
edit: and why the fuck was susan serandan smoking a cigarette in a multi trillion dollar lab?
1. It's Susan Sarandon
2. She wasn't in it, it was Sigourney Weaver
3. I too have the opinion that Avatar was poop. I think I already gave my reasons somewhere, in another thread about this same thing, so I'll skip going into detail this time.

lulz.

I'm going to see it tonight in Imax 3-d I wish I had a bag of shrooms to take.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-02-10 13:33:27

#23

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6624|Finland

As long as you don't expect anything from the plot other than a bunch of clichés on steroids (I think that's exactly how I put it in the other thread), you'll be fine. The visuals are quite cool, so Imax 3d = good call!

I wish you had a bag of shrooms to take too.

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-02-10 14:23:25

#24

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6346|West NY

SealXo wrote:
... flightpath in Azeroth and combined it with Colonel Custards last stand and mix a little pocohontis love story in it.

Colonel Custer?

2010-02-10 14:52:27

#25

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6734|FUCK UBISOFT

The visuals were meh, i still think that speed racer looked loads better.

I saw it in 3D, which didn't really add anything to it. It was a really long movie, they could have shown off the visuals with a short. Instead they gave us an incredibly boring movie with boring visuals and more cliches and stupidity than CoD6.

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