Sitting Vs Standing

2010-01-05 14:51:49

#1

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|6784|Anaheim, CA

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs- … -wipe-hope
Today, we bring you a very special anthropological study that painstakingly details the bathroom finishing habits of the modern American male. Warning: things here are about to get a bit hairy.

Now, I have lived on this planet for 33 years and I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt. That's how I've done it forever. That's how I'm comfortable. But a couple weeks ago, a handful of our readers mailed in declaring that they stood to wipe, which I found to be completely alien.

Now, reader Dave would like to point out that College Humor did a quick poll of this phenomenon ages ago. Of 4,214 voters, 56% sat, while 44% stood. I found this breakdown to be shockingly even. I never knew.

2010-01-05 14:52:35

#2

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|5870|00770

wtf

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-01-05 14:53:08

#3

baggs: Member; +732|6203

wat

2010-01-05 14:54:21

#4

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6496

depends on how durink i am

2010-01-05 14:55:05

#5

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6740|OctoLand

We've had this thread before, and I was amazed to see the amount of people who voted sitting, this astounding discovery prompted me to change the way I wipe forever, and to this day I reap the benefits. Greatest decision I have ever made.

I know fucking karate

2010-01-05 14:56:34

#6

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6462|cuntshitlake

I laugh at the general idea of standing up to wipe

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2010-01-05 14:57:11

#7

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|6784|Anaheim, CA

Standing = fail

2010-01-05 14:57:48

#8

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6620|London, England

for fuck sake lol

2010-01-05 14:58:37

#9

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6731|St. Andrews / Oslo

Anyone else sit when they piss at home?

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2010-01-05 14:58:54

#10

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5388|Fuck this.

I go both ways.

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2010-01-05 14:59:20

#11

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6708|Charlie One Alpha

I honestly don't know. I guess it depends on the toilet, the size of the seat, and the room I have to manoeuvre.

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2010-01-05 15:00:09

#12

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5299|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

Jenspm wrote:
Anyone else sit when they piss at home?

I do from time to time, depends on how lazy I am and what I'm doing at the time.

I never knew people actually stood while wiping. This concept is completely new too me.

.Must.Try.

2010-01-05 15:02:18

#13

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|6784|Anaheim, CA

It just seems that things would . . . close up. How can you get clean? WHO WAS PHONE?

2010-01-05 15:03:06

#14

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6740|OctoLand

Jenspm wrote:
Anyone else sit when they piss at home?

Yes, I never stand to pee at home, it's for more comfortable sitting + you can play race the flush.

I know fucking karate

2010-01-05 15:04:26

#15

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5787|Catherine Black

Why wipe sitting? You basically have to put your hand INTO the toilet bowl. Not nice.

2010-01-05 15:05:32

#16

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5388|Fuck this.

Finray wrote:
Why wipe sitting? You basically have to put your hand INTO the toilet bowl. Not nice.

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2010-01-05 15:06:28

#17

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6741|London

Oh wipe? I thought it was about pissing, well then sitting duh.

2010-01-05 15:06:45

#18

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6731|St. Andrews / Oslo

justice wrote:
you can play race the flush.

Holy shiiiiiit, never tried that. Sounds amazing. Will do next time.

2010-01-05 15:08:34

#19

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6507

but when you stand up your but cracks starts to close and you can't get as nice and smooth of a passage way as when sitting. I wipe from the front btw.

Also, someone (ar) post that pic of that guy wiping his butt and it goes around his body and shit.

2010-01-05 15:11:25

#20

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6690|Devon, England

I did when I was a kid and first learning, but I that stopped when I was like 4 or something, I dunno.

Not new to me, but I'm surprised by the figures.

2010-01-05 15:17:19