Goldeneye - Greatest Game Of All Time

2009-12-22 18:38:00

#1

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6368|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

http://www.cracked.com/funny-1749-goldeneye-007/

Cracked Article wrote:
Do you remember what the most important thing in your life was in late 1997? Of course you do, it was fucking GoldenEye 007.

Just The Facts

1. Widely considered one of the greatest games of all-time.
2. Released in 1997 and has sold over eight-million copies.
3. One of the first games to include a groin-shot death animation.
4. Contains one of the most frustrating protection missions ever. We're looking at you "Control."
5. Allows you to use the shittiest video game weapon of all time, the Klobb.

I completely agree with this article, Goldeneye fucking kicks so much ass its not funny. So many great memories trying to beat Control, fucking Natalya.

Also, Goldeneye haters out of this thread please.

2009-12-22 18:38:35

#2

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6749|FUCK UBISOFT

no.

2009-12-22 18:40:09

#3

TravisC555: Member; +118|6226|Cox Convention Center, OK

I concur.

2009-12-22 18:43:49

#4

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5283|San Angelo, TX

Signed.

2009-12-22 18:44:51

#5

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6850|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Miggle wrote:
no.

2009-12-22 18:46:34

#6

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6749|FUCK UBISOFT

Maybe to people who have only ever owned an N64 and x360.

I may be willing to put it as one of the best console shooters of all time, but it's hardly even close to the best game of all time. Monopoly gets my vote.

2009-12-22 18:47:37

#7

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6748|OctoLand

The "Goldeneye is the greatest game ever" thing, is so 3 years ago.

I know fucking karate

2009-12-22 18:47:46

#8

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6850|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Miggle wrote:
Maybe to people who have only ever owned an N64 and x360.

I may be willing to put it as one of the best console shooters of all time, but it's hardly even close to the best game of all time. Monopoly gets my vote.

Risk tbh.

2009-12-22 18:48:19

#9

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5283|San Angelo, TX

Sydney wrote:
Miggle wrote:
Maybe to people who have only ever owned an N64 and x360.

I may be willing to put it as one of the best console shooters of all time, but it's hardly even close to the best game of all time. Monopoly gets my vote.
Risk tbh.

Get out.

2009-12-22 18:48:25

#10

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6749|FUCK UBISOFT

Sydney wrote:
Miggle wrote:
Maybe to people who have only ever owned an N64 and x360.

I may be willing to put it as one of the best console shooters of all time, but it's hardly even close to the best game of all time. Monopoly gets my vote.
Risk tbh.

Croquet.

2009-12-22 18:48:54

#11

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5706

Miggle wrote:
Monopoly gets my vote.

2009-12-22 18:48:59

#12

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|5985|Blue Mountain State

no

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Baba Booey

2009-12-22 18:52:31

#13

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6661

Monopoly
So frustrating and annoying and painful and winds up with everyone screaming at each other... yet you keep playing. "You" meaning everyone, including myself.

Goldeneye is a great game, but I think it's hyped up a bit from nostalgia. That being said, me and my roommates would play it all the time last year, and it's still held up a lot of its awesomeness.

2009-12-22 18:54:15

#14

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6373|California

that game made me ragequit life

2009-12-22 18:55:11

#15

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6160|what

justice wrote:
The "Goldeneye is the greatest game ever" thing, is so 3 years ago.

I disagree. Shortly after the release of Perfect Dark in 2000, the N64 community was fractured into two camps, arguing which of the two games were superior. Clearly Goldeneye remained king, but I am willing to concede Perfect Dark was a valued 2nd.

2009-12-22 19:06:12

#16

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6360|Troy, New York

mtb0minime wrote:
Monopoly
So frustrating and annoying and painful and winds up with everyone screaming at each other... yet you keep playing. "You" meaning everyone, including myself.

Goldeneye is a great game, but I think it's hyped up a bit from nostalgia. That being said, me and my roommates would play it all the time last year, and it's still held up a lot of its awesomeness.

protip: Cheat

2009-12-22 19:29:41

#17

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6452|EE Chat

Lol the fuckin klobb. Less effective than an inflatable beach ball.

2009-12-22 19:59:13

#18

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6688|Disaster Free Zone

Ahhh stack with proxy mines...

2009-12-22 20:01:59

#19

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6661

Anyone remember the glitch on Bunker where you could get mines, rockets, grenades to freeze in the air?

2009-12-22 20:03:01

#20

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5516|America

I can haz sniper with no scope?

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2009-12-22 20:24:47

#21

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6368|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

the sniper looks like a water gun, the klobb does as much damage as a pillow, and people's heads are blocks, but man it was a good game

2009-12-22 20:28:35

#22

Boomerjinks: Member; +301|6802|Denver, CO

I went into severe Goldeneye withdrawals while working at a gaming center during the release of Halo 2. Hearing kids talking about how Halo multiplayer was totally the greatest because it was the first to feature dual-wielding, among other reasons.

How about running backwards and throwing remote mines backwards toward the person chasing you? HA

2009-12-22 20:38:51

#23

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6545|Long Island, New York

I still remember playing 4 player split screen with my brother and cousins on Christmas about 5-6 years ago.

Fun times.

2009-12-22 20:41:40

#24

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6160|what

Who else here placed 8 mines on top of each other against a wall?

2009-12-22 20:50:30

#25

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5516|America

No, but I did play the whole campaign using only the pistol to feel more like Bond himself. MAN, that was a rush.

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

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