Those boobs... They can't be real euh ?
She told me last night she was struggling in the program, but I would flunk out in under a semester, so I got mad respek 4 hur.CammRobb wrote:
FFFUUU stunning and clever!Pochsy wrote:
She goes to UTM actually! Studies Neuroscience. I'll see what I can do for ya man! If you like the type I know a few on St. George I can introduce you to.Winston_Churchill wrote:
Care to introduce me Poschy? Thanks
Also, wtf... cant even make this thread on my birthday! Last post in these threads, thats for sure
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
11 to go.
You calmed down yet Doura, or are we going to have to give you a few hours still, this guy ehAndoura wrote:
Those boobs... They can't be real euh ?
I never fucked girls with boobs this big
Next achievement this year: Fuck a girl with boobs this big.
Next achievement this year: Fuck a girl with boobs this big.
hahaha
big boobs are awesome, to an extent.
gotta have the no-sag and no-weird-shit criteria checked though.
big boobs are awesome, to an extent.
gotta have the no-sag and no-weird-shit criteria checked though.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Man, I brought home a girl from the bar one night at Uni, I thought it was all good, had 3 of my friends check to mkae sure the beer-googles wern't playing a role and still got burned.Uzique wrote:
hahaha
big boobs are awesome, to an extent.
gotta have the no-sag and no-weird-shit criteria checked though.
She had alien nipples. Like, 1 inch long. No joke. I couldn't struggle though and get my D wet. I called it off and said I had to puke; I kind of did.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
I pulled a chick at a party once, went down on her, and she had a clitoris like a 5lb boxing glove.Pochsy wrote:
Man, I brought home a girl from the bar one night at Uni, I thought it was all good, had 3 of my friends check to mkae sure the beer-googles wern't playing a role and still got burned.Uzique wrote:
hahaha
big boobs are awesome, to an extent.
gotta have the no-sag and no-weird-shit criteria checked though.
She had alien nipples. Like, 1 inch long. No joke. I couldn't struggle though and get my D wet. I called it off and said I had to puke; I kind of did.
Andoura you come across as possibly the most sex-starved person ever. It's as if you see a pretty girl on the internet and immediately fondle yourself in some vain attempt at convincing your mind that you actually do have a chance at landing a decent broad. The broken english makes it 100x funnier too.
You're like the Ivan Drago of internet masturbators. I will have big boob girl! I will crush them!
You're like the Ivan Drago of internet masturbators. I will have big boob girl! I will crush them!
get one of those flesh coloured patches people use to cover their nipples when they wear a sheer dress
that should get rid of it
that should get rid of it
I wish man. The patch would hang an inch from the breat. It would put me off further. It would solve Uzique's problem though- if the girl is still around for the chance.krazed wrote:
get one of those flesh coloured patches people use to cover their nipples when they wear a sheer dress
that should get rid of it
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
lol Who the fuck you are to know what I think or what I have in mind?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Andoura you come across as possibly the most sex-starved person ever. It's as if you see a pretty girl on the internet and immediately fondle yourself in some vain attempt at convincing your mind that you actually do have a chance at landing a decent broad. The broken english makes it 100x funnier too.
You're like the Ivan Drago of internet masturbators. I will have big boob girl! I will crush them!
Jokes you know them?
Andoura: E-Pimp.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
loolllUzique wrote:
Andoura: E-Pimp.
loooooooooooollllllllllll
I am ALL that is MAN! Can't you read the user title under my name? Or should it be, Je suis TOUT ce qui est HOMME!Andoura wrote:
lol Who the fuck you are to know what I think or what I have in mind?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Andoura you come across as possibly the most sex-starved person ever. It's as if you see a pretty girl on the internet and immediately fondle yourself in some vain attempt at convincing your mind that you actually do have a chance at landing a decent broad. The broken english makes it 100x funnier too.
You're like the Ivan Drago of internet masturbators. I will have big boob girl! I will crush them!
Jokes you know them?
I know what you have in mind. Every sig and avatar you have had has something to do with hot chicks or penises. It is the epitome of sexual frustration.
Llooooollllll
but andoura is sexy!
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I am ALL that is MAN! Can't you read the user title under my name? Or should it be, Je suis TOUT ce qui est HOMME!Andoura wrote:
lol Who the fuck you are to know what I think or what I have in mind?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Andoura you come across as possibly the most sex-starved person ever. It's as if you see a pretty girl on the internet and immediately fondle yourself in some vain attempt at convincing your mind that you actually do have a chance at landing a decent broad. The broken english makes it 100x funnier too.
You're like the Ivan Drago of internet masturbators. I will have big boob girl! I will crush them!
Jokes you know them?
I know what you have in mind. Every sig and avatar you have had has something to do with hot chicks or penises. It is the epitome of sexual frustration.
Llooooollllll
<3Uzique wrote:
Andoura: E-Pimp.
I'm out, going to work
Cya later girls <3
Cya later girls <3
Wat?
wot
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
So you a goalie?Eifa wrote:
wot
yes. actually i just got home.. was 1,5hrs on ice and warming up one hour before.. am exhausted and i stink.Ultrafunkula wrote:
So you a goalie?Eifa wrote:
wot
E: and how did u know?
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No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.