your mumMekstizzle wrote:
Is it bigger than yours? Well actually, of course it is..
Who would walk into a porn shop and ask for a small vibrator
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Someday a print out of this thread will be evidence in an arbitration hearing. "See, your Honor, this is what my dipshit husband talks about with his dipshit friends on that fucking forum!"
I would count this one as a blessing. It's like getting a gardener after 9 years of mowing and edging.
1. Put red food dye on cockATG wrote:
It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.
2. attach extra probe
3. pursue sexy time with wife
4. tape reaction
5. ???
6. profit!
Why did she have to hide it from you!?
I thought it was quite normal to have the "electronic tupperware" beside the bed.
I thought it was quite normal to have the "electronic tupperware" beside the bed.
She could just be starting this workout
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=127855
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=127855
No shit.. it's better than finding used condoms.ATG wrote:
Truth be told, I am a highly sexed individual. I have no issue with her taking care of her own business. She knows I have a xxx file on the comp, I am more annoyed about being gypt of zees.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Oh, ATG.....
noice 
I'm sure you told us this before...
Yeah this is what I remember. And FYI if I'm not mistaken;krazed wrote:
wait, didnt you find one a long time ago? yeah because she was giving you shit for catching you jerking off before... and then you found her two headed alien probe
It's for the clit.ghettoperson wrote:
Yeah dude those are fucked up. What's the second bit for anyway, anal pleasuring?ATG wrote:
It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.
ATG Dont feel threatened or inadequate.
I'd like to see that vibe of hers Mow the lawn and cook the fucking tea eh?
I'd like to see that vibe of hers Mow the lawn and cook the fucking tea eh?
My missus has 5, known about those from the day one. She's highly sexual person
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.
One of those Doctor Dolittle ones? A push me - pull you?Sisco10 wrote:
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.
Nah, a classic one. For starters. But your giving me ideas....1927 wrote:
One of those Doctor Dolittle ones? A push me - pull you?Sisco10 wrote:
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.
lol A double Header. Erggghhh.Sisco10 wrote:
Nah, a classic one. For starters. But your giving me ideas....1927 wrote:
One of those Doctor Dolittle ones? A push me - pull you?Sisco10 wrote:
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.
I think of my gf's ass as an exit not an entrance and the same certanly goes for mine.
There's never a post of '27s I don't find funny.
It is with great disappointment that I find it falls to me to say
Pics plz
Seriously this forum is going downhill
On a brighter note:
Spycam - do it.
Strike that, webcam FTW
Pics plz
Seriously this forum is going downhill
On a brighter note:
Spycam - do it.
Strike that, webcam FTW
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
I heard an interview from an TSA Officer who works at a major airport. He mentions they often find vibrators going off rather than bombs in people's (women's) suitcases. I wonder why people don't leave those at home.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.
ATG - Don't let it bruise your ego.
They propably want to use them during their trip
Probably because mile high toilet sex frustrates many.Gawwad wrote:
They propably want to use them during their trip
@ATG nine years wow.
On an unrelated note I recently had to assist in the removal of a foot long dildo from a dudes sigmoid colon. Apparently he fell off the bed onto it.
Unrucky
Wow he fell off the bed with his pants down right onto a dildo's point. I wouldn't say unlucky so much as kinky faggot.Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Probably because mile high toilet sex frustrates many.Gawwad wrote:
They propably want to use them during their trip
@ATG nine years wow.
On an unrelated note I recently had to assist in the removal of a foot long dildo from a dudes sigmoid colon. Apparently he fell off the bed onto it.
Unrucky
Either that or he has amazing aim and he doesn't know it.
Random (unrelated) trivia: What is the thing (foreign object) most often requiring surgical removal from ones anus?Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Probably because mile high toilet sex frustrates many.Gawwad wrote:
They propably want to use them during their trip
@ATG nine years wow.
On an unrelated note I recently had to assist in the removal of a foot long dildo from a dudes sigmoid colon. Apparently he fell off the bed onto it.
Unrucky
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Light globes
African-American*usmarine wrote:
lawl was it black?
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
What if it was an african-english dildo? Black != african-american.LaidBackNinja wrote:
African-American*usmarine wrote:
lawl was it black?