Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6051|eXtreme to the maX
We need global warming to save Hawkeye.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
He wanted to be a "country guy." So he plowed snow.
https://cdn.jwplayer.com/v2/media/HkqgeLYj/poster.jpg
Then his truck ran him over. Entirely avoidable situation if he didn't want to be a "country guy." Wanting to be a homo country guy nearly ended his life. Maybe his career now too since now he is a cripple. But he got to be a county guy. Almost died like one.

He could have just stayed in Hollywood and lived with two hot white girls while riding this Disney thing into the ground.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/18/09/407A8FD900000578-4517838-image-a-15_1495095190961.jpg
But he wanted to be a country guy instead. I will never understand it.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

No idea from the reading why it started rolling, but it's a good reason to throw on the parking brake and chock your tires when you leave a vehicle like that.

I think you're being kind of unfair and a bit mean-spirited about it even if nobody reads this site. He was doing volunteer work, being a community asset. If you rented a snowplow to clear a grandma's driveway you'd be all over the place here talking about what a kind person you are.

Balaam described the road Renner was clearing as a private road, not maintained by the county.
Could have happened to anybody else and you'd probably be like "oh well, that's part of the job."
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6577|949

RiP Sinead O'Conner. Guessing suicide
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

Whenever I see someone's name start to trend like that out of nowhere, I always wondered if they died.

The pope photo thing was one of the biggest cancel culture cancelings of a musician in my lifetime. Reading about it adds some insane context. Pesci says he would have smacked her. Wow …
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6567|Little Bentcock
Yevgeny Prigozhin, not surprising
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6051|eXtreme to the maX
He was probably annoyed though
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+681|6236|Washington St.
Who the fuck gets on that plane seeing him onboard? He had to have been target #1A
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
The plan's cabin area was intact when it landed. Meaning he was alive on the way down and knew he was going to die.

That's pretty badass on Putin's part.

Escalated quickly gif
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

Wiki reminder that Wagner are monsters:

Prigozhin, before having a guy executed with a sledgehammer, wrote:

a dog dies a dog's death
After the 2017 videotaped murder of Hamadi Bouta, a Syrian Army deserter, who was beaten to death with a sledgehammer by members of Wagner Group before his body was beheaded and set on fire, and the murder of Yevgeny Nuzhin, Wagner Group made sledgehammers a part of its brand. T-shirts and other merchandise depict sledgehammers alongside the Wagner logo, supporters and members of the group pictured themselves holding both real sledgehammers and replicas in photographs shared online.[11]

In November 2022, when the European Parliament adopted a resolution designating Russia as a state sponsor of terrorism, Yevgeny Prigozhin sent a sledgehammer smeared with fake blood to the European Parliament. Then a group of Russian ultranationalists threw sledgehammers at the Finnish Embassy in Moscow and Sergei Mironov, a Russian parliamentarian, posted a photo of himself posing with a sledgehammer branded with Wagner’s logo atop an engraving of a pile of skulls.[12]
Cartoon villainy.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2023-08-24 21:45:32)

SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
Live by the sword yadda yadda

It is interesting that he managed to alienate the Ministry of Defense to the point where they were trying to kill each other. But I guess it is just like any other workplace or interpersonal drama with higher stakes.

I know he was on social media a lot. He was also a baby boomer. I can totally see him thinking his twitter mentions was real life.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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rip fernando botero

"pneumonia complications"

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/255/097/022.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
The Senator from California died. She literally died in the saddle
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6577|949

Huh, she died. Did I ever tell you about the time I wrote to her (write your senator!) about the flag burning amendment? She basically told me to go fuck myself. I sincerely hope she rots in hell. Respectfully, of course.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

I'm all for if you can work and want to work, go ahead and work, but she should have probably stepped down for any number of her non-transparent health reasons.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

@ken was she even the one to write you back, or was it a lackey?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6577|949

It was definitely a lackey with her signature at the bottom. I have a healthy disdain for California skeletons pretending to be senators
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

it's close enough to october that i would probably vote for a an actual necromanced skeleton if their politics aligned with my own.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6717|PNW

the robin hood tree was cut down supposedly for a tiktok stunt.

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/29/12026099 … -it-regrow
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
A lot of people upset about that didn't even know the tree existed until it was cut down. I ain't never heard of the tree.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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It's probably something more people were familiar with by sight than knew by name, which is fine. Also, being upset at the defacement of or environs around world heritage sites you've not thought of until they were destroyed is also fine.

Despite the bad juju probably being nearly enough, the internet tough guys were out and about baying for wildly disproportionate punishments involving graphic violence and prison terms that would make USA blanch. Kid could have chainsawed someone's legs off and less people would have felt personally insulted.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
What a world we live in. You can't even trust your pilot to not try to kill you because he has a case of feeling sad.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+681|6236|Washington St.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6567|Little Bentcock
Matthew Perry has been reported dead a few minutes ago

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.c … 48a9%3famp

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2023-10-28 17:37:30)

SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3664
I almost died today. Seriously.

I almost choked to death on a piece of steak at a Texas Roadhouse. A fucking Texas theme restaurant nearly killed me.

I didn't chew the piece NY Strip too well. It got stuck going down. I tried to drink something to bring it down but it wouldn't go down either. I eventually managed to cough up the steak.

My girlfriend said my eyes went watery and started to bulge. I also started to turn red which is significant since I am brown and that isn't something that really happens to us.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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