So, today I shit the bed. Not just any bed, but my girlfriends bed. With her in it.
It all started innocently enough. As I lay naked in bed, enjoying my morning coffee, I realized I had to squeeze of a little fart. I let it loose, and almost immediately my girlfriend reacted. She proclaimed "My god, that smells poopie!" How right she was. An instant later, I felt an unfamiliar wetness between my cheeks. I jumped out of the bed to discover a quarter sized oily discharge where my ass had been only a moment before.
I now realize that I can no longer trust my ass. We've been through much together, and I thought that we had an understanding. However, I now see my ass for what it is: a lying asshole.
Please feel free to share any ass or poop related stories. Surely, I can not be the only one deceived by an asshole. Make me feel a little better about my bed shitting problem, bf2s.
It all started innocently enough. As I lay naked in bed, enjoying my morning coffee, I realized I had to squeeze of a little fart. I let it loose, and almost immediately my girlfriend reacted. She proclaimed "My god, that smells poopie!" How right she was. An instant later, I felt an unfamiliar wetness between my cheeks. I jumped out of the bed to discover a quarter sized oily discharge where my ass had been only a moment before.
I now realize that I can no longer trust my ass. We've been through much together, and I thought that we had an understanding. However, I now see my ass for what it is: a lying asshole.
Please feel free to share any ass or poop related stories. Surely, I can not be the only one deceived by an asshole. Make me feel a little better about my bed shitting problem, bf2s.