So my girlfriend broke up with me today and when I left her I got on the turnpike back to bayonne and took a wrong turn now I am somewhere in south jersey lost and I live in north jersey I have been driving around for 2 hours and I am on my blackberry at a rest stop and I have no one to call for help I am really scared and am about to cry.
ahahahahahahahahaha
find atlantic city, take a chinatown bus back
EDIT: or find the large highway signs that say "NEW YORK"
find atlantic city, take a chinatown bus back
EDIT: or find the large highway signs that say "NEW YORK"
Last edited by cowami (2009-06-02 19:45:19)
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lol.
pics or it's not happening
use your blackberry to go on mapquest?
and too bad about your gf don't road rage cause of it
and too bad about your gf don't road rage cause of it
Sad for you mate, guess the love letter didn't work. Shoulda used the one me and Gooners wrote for ya.
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give me your location and i'll put out directions from mapquest/google maps. or do what cowami saids and follow the signs that say "NEW YORK CITY".
I don't know where I am. At the gas station they told me to get back on the turnpike and go north and I will hit bayonne and the map quest sucks on this phone so I am eating beef jerky right now in my car
The fuck bro.
Chill out. Use blackberry to get you some sort of map. Use map to get home. Once home, drink alcohol and chill with mates for a bit if you can, if not go set some newspapers on fire. Or do some target shooting. Or blow some internet spaceships up. Just a chick m8. Plenty more out there to share your life with.
Ask the name of the road you are on + the names of the two roads leading off it. Maps aren't that hard to use man.
Chill out. Use blackberry to get you some sort of map. Use map to get home. Once home, drink alcohol and chill with mates for a bit if you can, if not go set some newspapers on fire. Or do some target shooting. Or blow some internet spaceships up. Just a chick m8. Plenty more out there to share your life with.
Ask the name of the road you are on + the names of the two roads leading off it. Maps aren't that hard to use man.
Last edited by Flecco (2009-06-02 19:56:02)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
ask them for their adress.
Pitch a tent, camping trips are mad fun bro
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Ok I am the vince lombardi rest stop where the fuck is that?
This is the gospel of the Lord. Praise be to god.Flecco wrote:
The fuck bro.
Chill out. Use blackberry to get you some sort of map. Use map to get home. Once home, drink alcohol and chill with mates for a bit if you can, if not go set some newspapers on fire. Or do some target shooting. Or blow some internet spaceships up. Just a chick m8. Plenty more out there to share your life with.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
your blackberry comes with GPS
fucking use it
fucking use it
You are the vince lombardi rest stop? Ok.Macbeth wrote:
Ok I am the vince lombardi rest stop where the fuck is that?
holy shit he has his own wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Lombardi
Last edited by 12/f/taiwan (2009-06-02 19:58:34)
Vince Lombardi Service Area
Located between Interchanges 18E/18W
and the George Washington Bridge (13)
Milepost 116E,115.5W
Ridgefield Borough, Bergen County
Sunoco Service Station (201) 945-5112
HMSHost Corporation (201) 943-1171
* ATM Machine
* Burger King
* Cinnabon
* Popeyes
* Lottery Tickets
* Nathan's
* Travel Mart
Located between Interchanges 18E/18W
and the George Washington Bridge (13)
Milepost 116E,115.5W
Ridgefield Borough, Bergen County
Sunoco Service Station (201) 945-5112
HMSHost Corporation (201) 943-1171
* ATM Machine
* Burger King
* Cinnabon
* Popeyes
* Lottery Tickets
* Nathan's
* Travel Mart
lol?12/f/taiwan wrote:
You are the vince lombardi rest stop? Ok.Macbeth wrote:
Ok I am the vince lombardi rest stop where the fuck is that?
holy shit he has his own wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Lombardi
the super bowl trophy is named after him, hes a legend, of course he would have one
1. Get cinnabon
2. hope that you get rescued
2. hope that you get rescued
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I. Am at the damn rest stop fuck it I am getting back on the turnpike and going north again I am done with asians I am going back to white girls
I need an adress of a place around where you live.
Hale-fucking-lujah. Man up dude and drown your sorrows with booze, good mates and unneccesary violence.Kmarion wrote:
This is the gospel of the Lord. Praise be to god.Flecco wrote:
The fuck bro.
Chill out. Use blackberry to get you some sort of map. Use map to get home. Once home, drink alcohol and chill with mates for a bit if you can, if not go set some newspapers on fire. Or do some target shooting. Or blow some internet spaceships up. Just a chick m8. Plenty more out there to share your life with.
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try this:
Hide/Show Route Directions from A to B:
1: Start out going NORTHWEST on W 29TH ST toward AVENUE C.
0.1 mi
* Map
2: Turn RIGHT onto AVENUE C.
0.1 mi
* Map
* Avoid
3: Turn RIGHT onto W 30TH ST.
0.5 mi
* Map
* Avoid
4: Turn LEFT onto NJ-440 N.
1.1 mi
* Map
* Avoid
5: Take the NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE/I-78 ramp toward I-95.
0.7 mi
* Map
* Avoid
6: Merge onto I-78 W/NEW JERSEY TPKE EXT W toward TURNPIKE NORTH-SOUTH/NEWARK (Portions toll).
3.0 mi
* Map
* Avoid
7: Take the TURNPIKE NORTH/I-95 N exit.
1.3 mi
* Map
* Avoid
8: Keep RIGHT to take I-95 N/NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE N toward EXITS 15W - 18W/I-280/GEO WASHINGTON BR/RT-3/MEADOWLANDS SPORTS COMPLEX (Portions toll).
6.7 mi
* Map
* Avoid
9: Take the RT-3 W exit, EXIT 16W, toward SPORTS COMPLEX/RUTHERFORD/NORTH SERVICE RD..
1.1 mi
* Map
* Avoid
10: Take the ramp toward SPORTS COMPLEX.
0.1 mi
* Map
* Avoid
11: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto STADIUM CLUB RD.
0.2 mi
* Map
* Avoid
12: STADIUM CLUB RD becomes S CONNECTION RD.
0.6 mi
* Map
* Avoid
13: Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto N CONNECTOR RD.
0.3 mi
* Map
* Avoid
14: Turn RIGHT onto PLAZA M.
0.0 mi
* Map
* Avoid
15: Turn LEFT onto PATERSON PLANK RD.
0.1 mi
* Map
* Avoid
16: Turn RIGHT onto MICHELE PL.
0.2 mi
* Map
* Avoid
17: MICHELE PL becomes DAE WOO PL.
0.0 mi
* Map
* Avoid
18: End at Carlstadt, NJ
successful troll is successful ?
Don't get raped