Hey Southerners
My name is Oliver and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gay, pussy faggots who spend every second of their day drinking pussy-ass wine. You are everything bad in Britain. Honesty, have you every done anything manly? I mean I guess it's fun making fun of Northerners for your pwn prissiness, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying words like "guv'nah".
Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much prefect. I drink manly drinks and drive manly cars. What do you do? Other than 'jack off to naked pictures of oily French men'. I also am tough as nails and eat gravy with every meal (I just had some on my potatoes, shit was SO mash). You are all pussies and should just go kill yourselfs.
Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch