How much would someone have to pay you for you to decapitate a swan?

2009-02-22 19:54:11

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5829

Helm wrote:
What's the absolute minimum amount of money someone would have to offer you before you would even consider it? And anyone who says they would never do it at all, I'm sure you would do it for a million.

Saw a question similar to this on another forum. I would love to hear what the bf2s debate section has to say compared to the other forum I've read.
You will be killing that Swan

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg

With this

https://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50301413/Hand_Saws.jpg

So whats your price?

2009-02-22 19:55:30

#2

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

£10, i could really do with some stuff in the fridge right now. Do i get to keep the swan after?

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2009-02-22 19:55:53

#3

ColCarnage: taw; +283|5839

over 9000 dollars

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2009-02-22 19:55:57

#4

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5829

FatherTed wrote:
£10, i could really do with some stuff in the fridge right now. Do i get to keep the swan after?

You keep what you kill.

2009-02-22 19:55:58

#5

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6895|USA

when it came right down to it, I could not do it.

2009-02-22 19:56:05

#6

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6781|Long Island, New York

Okay, I'll bite..

I'm a huge animal lover so atleast $10 mil. The painful memories and guilt I'd have would be far worse and far too much for anything under that amount to compensate for.

2009-02-22 19:58:11

#7

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5787|Toronto

I'm right around Fatherted's range on this one; no less than 20$. That being said, can I have an aid to hold the thing down? Those bastards bite.

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2009-02-22 19:59:09

#8

phishman420: Banned; +821|5925

probably like 300-$500

2009-02-22 20:00:57

#9

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6766|...

if the swan double crossed me, I'd do it for free

2009-02-22 20:00:59

#10

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|7003|San Antonio, Texas

Free if they would pluck it for me. Now that's a pain in the ass.

2009-02-22 20:01:10

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6396|what

If it has cygnets you'd be killing those also.

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2009-02-22 20:06:06

#12

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6586|California

First off, make it with a plastic spork:

https://www.w-trek.com/images/spork1.bmp

Secondly, at least a $million

2009-02-22 20:15:52

#13

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6690|Chicago, IL

will the baby swans be there too, that'll cost extra...

A few grand probably, and id keep the babies as pets.

2009-02-22 20:16:51

#14

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6769|South Florida

I can't really name a price its kinda hard. I would certainly take offers though.

I'de do it for a new car.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-02-22 20:22:17

#15

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

Jesus that's a point, swans are vicious bastards. Can i punch it in the face a few times to stun it?

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2009-02-22 20:24:01

#16

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5829

FatherTed wrote:
Jesus that's a point, swans are vicious bastards. Can i punch it in the face a few times to stun it?

As long as it is still conscious enough to scream.

btw Mitch if you are going to going to compare Obama to leaders from the USSR, Lenin would fit better.

2009-02-22 20:24:52

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

Macbeth wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Jesus that's a point, swans are vicious bastards. Can i punch it in the face a few times to stun it?
As long as it is still conscious enough to scream.

btw Mitch if you are going to going to compare Obama to leaders from the USSR, Lenin would fit better.

Yeah k, £10 if i get a few free punches.

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2009-02-22 20:27:39

#18

13rin: Member; +977|6723

If there was a season on swan... Sure why not? I wonder what they taste like. Hell, find out where and pay my permit, I'll do it.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2009-02-22 20:29:42

#19

Roc18: `; +655|6034|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

I wouldnt its animal cruelty

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2009-02-22 20:32:03

#20

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6844|132 and Bush

No monetary value.. and to all of you calling bs, consider this a preemptive fuckoff.

If I needed it to survive I'd kill it no problem.

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2009-02-22 20:32:31

#21

13rin: Member; +977|6723

Roc18 wrote:
I wouldnt its animal cruelty

I almost got an Otter this last season. I was gonna make otter jerky.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2009-02-22 20:33:18

#22

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7005

Kmarion wrote:
No monetary value.. and to all of you calling bs, consider this a preemptive fuckoff.

If I needed it to survive I'd kill it no problem.

2009-02-22 20:33:48

#23

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6781|Long Island, New York

Kmarion wrote:
If I needed it to survive I'd kill it no problem.

Well, that's a whole different story entirely. If I actually NEEDED to do it to live, of course I'm gonna do it.

But for money/no other reason? Hell no.

2009-02-22 20:35:03

#24

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6243|The Mitten

Macbeth wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
£10, i could really do with some stuff in the fridge right now. Do i get to keep the swan after?
You keep what you kill.

I don't mind hunting for necessity, i.e. putting in my fridge.

I'd prefer not to use a saw though....

Although, one quick smack on the back of the neck should do it.

I've done it to fish....
man, were those tasty.......

But I do need money, so, few thousand?

EE (hats

2009-02-22 20:35:15

#25

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6950|67.222.138.85

tbh you're a prick if you do it for a small sum, and a hypocrite if you do it for a large sum.

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