If you had £500

2009-02-17 19:43:52

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6507|so randum

To spend, and you had one hour to spend it, what would you do?

Me, as of right this minute:

Taxi to tesco
£100 on just food to stock up on
£100 on booze
£50 worth of baccy and papers and stuff

Taxi to town

£200 on clothes

Taxi to halls

£40 on sheer comfort food, spur of the moment type stuff (beef jerky, pringles, lucozade etc etc)
£10 on taxis

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2009-02-17 19:44:57

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6159|what

One £500 hooker,

or

Five hundred £1 hookers.

Whichever I could find first.

2009-02-17 19:47:28

#3

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5569|Stoke, England

l'd INVEST it and turn £500 into £500 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-17 19:48:56

#4

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6368|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

£100 on booze?

christfuck

2009-02-17 19:50:06

#5

Stimey: +786|6127|Ontario | Canada

Fuck I have so much right now.
Saving for a car, so probably that.
BUT FUCK I SAW A PAIR OF AIR FORCE 1s AT THE NIKE STORE.
They were fucking class, but I couldn't justify 150$ on shoes.
Um, MP3 Player broke so maybe a 8GB Nano.
Always more room for clothes tbh.

2009-02-17 19:50:27

#6

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6507|so randum

ceslayer23 wrote:
£100 on booze?

christfuck

thats easy,

say 3 bottles of decent spirit - £45
4 cases of lager - £40
3 average bottles of red -£15

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2009-02-17 19:50:55

#7

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6204|Winland

I have £500 to spend on whatever I want.

But I don't want to.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-02-17 19:51:22

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6159|what

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I have £500 to spend on whatever I want.

But I don't want to.

You make your own yellow snow cones.

2009-02-17 19:53:05

#9

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6514

I'd find some absolute sucker who I could sell the £500 to for £501. Since i technically spent it, I would keep the £501 for later when I actually need it.

2009-02-17 19:55:59

#10

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6507|so randum

CanadianLoser wrote:
I'd find some absolute sucker who I could sell the £500 to for £501. Since i technically spent it, I would keep the £501 for later when I actually need it.

Magged Bilk > You

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2009-02-17 19:56:50

#11

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6713|67.222.138.85

1) Change it into a currency people actually use.

2) Buy a chocolate bar.

3) Entice people to do that which would be potentially harmful to their person in exchange for money while eating said chocolate bar.

2009-02-17 19:57:04

#12

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6645|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Give it all to a foundation!!!

Spoiler (highlight to read):
500£ in an hour... I would call an escort!!!!

2009-02-17 19:57:41

#13

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5708|College Park, MD

Sidsnot wrote:
l'd INVEST it and turn £500 into £500 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2009-02-17 19:58:09

#14

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6507|so randum

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
1) Change it into a currency people actually use.

2) Buy a chocolate bar.

3) Entice people to do that which would be potentially harmful to their person in exchange for money while eating said chocolate bar.

I didn't want to offer you Americans £2.84 worth of $, so i thoughtfully left it in GBP.

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2009-02-17 19:58:34

#15

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5569|Stoke, England

FatherTed wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
1) Change it into a currency people actually use.

2) Buy a chocolate bar.

3) Entice people to do that which would be potentially harmful to their person in exchange for money while eating said chocolate bar.
I didn't want to offer you Americans £2.84 worth of $, so i thoughtfully left it in GBP.

BOOYA

2009-02-17 19:59:24

#16

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6584|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

CanadianLoser wrote:
I'd find some absolute sucker who I could sell the £500 to for £501. Since i technically spent it, I would keep the £501 for later when I actually need it.

Humm, Flawless victory!

2009-02-17 20:01:44

#17

Stimey: +786|6127|Ontario | Canada

And I need some new sunglasses.
And booze if I could find someone to grab $300 worth of booze for a 16 year old

2009-02-17 20:01:56

#18

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6713|67.222.138.85

It might be funny if it was remotely true.

2009-02-17 20:03:13

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6507|so randum

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
It might be funny if it was remotely true.

Lighten up!

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2009-02-17 20:04:29

#20

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6713|67.222.138.85

No.

The idea of having a sum of money to make people hurt themselves with was far too enjoyable for an all too short 30 seconds, and now that has put me in a bad mood.

2009-02-17 20:04:49

#21

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6477

I do have £500 right now, and I'm not going to spend it on anything.

Although if I were, for the sake of this thread, I guess I'd buy some jeans and a jumper... I don't know?

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2009-02-17 20:05:38

#22

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6713|67.222.138.85

Uzique wrote:
I do have £500 right now, and I'm not going to spend it on anything.

Although if I were, for the sake of this thread, I guess I'd buy some jeans and a jumper... I don't know?

Really scraping the sky with your imagination there. Don't let us hold you back, really go for it.

2009-02-17 20:06:48

#23

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5569|Stoke, England

Uzique wrote:
I do have £500 right now, and I'm not going to spend it on anything.

Although if I were, for the sake of this thread, I guess I'd buy some jeans and a jumper... I don't know?

Made of gold?

2009-02-17 20:08:04

#24

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6544|Long Island, New York

i'd buy ted's mother, though i probably wouldn't need that much

Sidsnot wrote:
l'd INVEST it and turn £500 into £500 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear this guy Bernard Madoff's really good with doing that sort of thing.

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2009-02-17 20:09:50

#25

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6477

Sidsnot wrote:
Uzique wrote:
I do have £500 right now, and I'm not going to spend it on anything.

Although if I were, for the sake of this thread, I guess I'd buy some jeans and a jumper... I don't know?
Made of gold?

No, clearly Ralph Lauren & Diesel, you absolute peon.

There, I stretched my imagination to actual brand names. Good day, good sirs that consider £500 an imaginative and notable sum of money.

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