"Mission...what mission? Just kill them all!" - Operation7
I used to know the song off by heart. lol
That game was great though, remember the matrix level? And the alien finale? And the saving private ryan levels were great too. Ah...
Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
I remember the matrix and private ryan stuff from youtube. Haven't seen the finale.TheAussieReaper wrote:
I used to know the song off by heart. lol
That game was great though, remember the matrix level? And the alien finale? And the saving private ryan levels were great too. Ah...
I actually haven't played the game but am planning on grabbing an N64 this summer (so as not to spoil myself too quickly; Sega Genesis + Wii last month.
There was a really good one that I can't remember. I grabbed a Korean guy and he started blabbering "I love Americans! I love hot dogs and baseball! America, the beautiful, for gracious...etc"Rohirm wrote:
Fix'dKptk92 wrote:
Gears of War 1FFLink13 wrote:
"Did you hear that?"
"It was just the wind."
"When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?!"
Whoever guess this, wins.
I laughed so hard when I heard it.
"You look about the right height...too kiss my ass!"-marine in Halo 2
and a boatload from SC: CT. I chuckled a bit when I heard some of these
1.
Sam Fisher: Talk, but talk quietly.
Guard: I'll tell you anything. I'm the biggest coward you've ever met.
Sam Fisher: That's quite a claim.
Guard: I've already wet myself.
Sam Fisher: Well, then you've made the top ten. Where's Zherkezhi?
Guard: Somewhere at the far end. In the tea house maybe.
Sam Fisher: All right, I think it's time for you to take a nap now.
Guard: I'm such a coward. You should kill me anyway, I dont deserve to live.
Sam Fisher: You are pretty spineless, actually.
Guard: I'm so ashamed.
2.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.
3.
Sam Fisher: [after putting the exec. in a chokehold] Nice suit. Italian?
Displace Executive: Grrgghhh... yes! Andretti!
Sam Fisher: What?
Displace Executive: Andretti; famous designer: men's suits and tuxedos.
Sam Fisher: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
Displace Executive: Grrrrgghhhh... are you a spy?
Sam Fisher: Yeah, the real kind, not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind that makes you bleed all over your Andretti unless you give me information!
Displace Executive: Oh, God!
4.
Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
sounds like that scene from saving private ryan!haffeysucks wrote:
There was a really good one that I can't remember. I grabbed a Korean guy and he started blabbering "I love Americans! I love hot dogs and baseball! America, the beautiful, for gracious...etc"Rohirm wrote:
Fix'dKptk92 wrote:
Gears of War 1
"You look about the right height...too kiss my ass!"-marine in Halo 2
and a boatload from SC: CT. I chuckled a bit when I heard some of these
1.
Sam Fisher: Talk, but talk quietly.
Guard: I'll tell you anything. I'm the biggest coward you've ever met.
Sam Fisher: That's quite a claim.
Guard: I've already wet myself.
Sam Fisher: Well, then you've made the top ten. Where's Zherkezhi?
Guard: Somewhere at the far end. In the tea house maybe.
Sam Fisher: All right, I think it's time for you to take a nap now.
Guard: I'm such a coward. You should kill me anyway, I dont deserve to live.
Sam Fisher: You are pretty spineless, actually.
Guard: I'm so ashamed.
2.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.
3.
Sam Fisher: [after putting the exec. in a chokehold] Nice suit. Italian?
Displace Executive: Grrgghhh... yes! Andretti!
Sam Fisher: What?
Displace Executive: Andretti; famous designer: men's suits and tuxedos.
Sam Fisher: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
Displace Executive: Grrrrgghhhh... are you a spy?
Sam Fisher: Yeah, the real kind, not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind that makes you bleed all over your Andretti unless you give me information!
Displace Executive: Oh, God!
4.
Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!
Some faves:
''The Overlord of the Netherworld died by choking on a pretzel!?''
''On a side note, flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me''
Not many that I can remember. I'm going for funny ones so there's a game called Eat Lead coming out. Two best lines I heard in videos so far were:
"Eat this! The... the bullet... not me."
"Yipee-Kay-Yay Mother, oops, cannot say that."
"Eat this! The... the bullet... not me."
"Yipee-Kay-Yay Mother, oops, cannot say that."
Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun!
First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!
I came here to do two things. Chew bubble gun and kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!
First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!
I came here to do two things. Chew bubble gun and kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!
It's "Don't call me Shirley." It's a subtle diffence but without it there's no joke.Bradt3hleader wrote:
"We're going to go in Deep and Hard"
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me surely" -Call of Duty 4 Single Player
"Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armoured battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beams! The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing." - Dr. Loboto
[Blinking eyes thing]
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umm, Airplane, anyone?Ty wrote:
It's "Don't call me Shirley." It's a subtle diffence but without it there's no joke.Bradt3hleader wrote:
"We're going to go in Deep and Hard"
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me surely" -Call of Duty 4 Single Player
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
ThisHurricane2k9 wrote:
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!"
This.. and more from Generals:liquidat0r wrote:
"I am big" - Emperor Overlords in C&C Gen ZH.
"I will crush" - Overlord
"Brighter than the sun!" - Chinese nuke guys
/movie...SgtHeihn wrote:
Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun!
First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!
I came here to do two things. Chew bubble gun and kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!
DO A BARREL ROLL
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"Of course not Fisher, this isn't a videogame."
Lambert in SC: Chaos Theory
..and most of Sam Fisher's statements. He's one sarcastic bastard.
Lambert in SC: Chaos Theory
..and most of Sam Fisher's statements. He's one sarcastic bastard.
"I hate vans"
"I hate planes"
"I hate the woods"
"I hate subways"
"I hate small towns"
"I hate stairs"
"I hate elevators"
"I hate trainyards"
"I hate ayn rand"
"I hate tunnels"
"I hate hospitals, and doctors and lawyers and... cops"
"I hate helicopters"
"I hate the water"
"I hate sewers"
"I hate lawyers, when are they going to get done practicing law"
"You know what i don't hate. I don't hate vests"
"I hate planes"
"I hate the woods"
"I hate subways"
"I hate small towns"
"I hate stairs"
"I hate elevators"
"I hate trainyards"
"I hate ayn rand"
"I hate tunnels"
"I hate hospitals, and doctors and lawyers and... cops"
"I hate helicopters"
"I hate the water"
"I hate sewers"
"I hate lawyers, when are they going to get done practicing law"
"You know what i don't hate. I don't hate vests"
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Stop Right There Criminal Scum
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^thraSK wrote:
Stop Right There Criminal Scum
"You will be a god among men" Harlan Wade - F.E.A.R
"What's the first thing you remember? What's your given name? Where were you born? ... You have no history."
Paxton Fettel - "
"What's the first thing you remember? What's your given name? Where were you born? ... You have no history."
Paxton Fettel - "
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those are good ones too.henno13 wrote:
"You will be a god among men" Harlan Wade - F.E.A.R
"What's the first thing you remember? What's your given name? Where were you born? ... You have no history."
Paxton Fettel - "
oh great, a tunnel.Mutantsteak wrote:
"I hate vans"
"I hate planes"
"I hate the woods"
"I hate subways"
"I hate small towns"
"I hate stairs"
"I hate elevators"
"I hate trainyards"
"I hate ayn rand"
"I hate tunnels"
"I hate hospitals, and doctors and lawyers and... cops"
"I hate helicopters"
"I hate the water"
"I hate sewers"
"I hate lawyers, when are they going to get done practicing law"
"You know what i don't hate. I don't hate vests"
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Yeah it originally came from Airplane.haffeysucks wrote:
umm, Airplane, anyone?Ty wrote:
It's "Don't call me Shirley." It's a subtle diffence but without it there's no joke.Bradt3hleader wrote:
"We're going to go in Deep and Hard"
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me surely" -Call of Duty 4 Single Player
Actually...SgtHeihn wrote:
I came here to do two things. Chew bubble gun and kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!
Its time to Kick ass and Chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum
lol @
"Now you see me, now you're dead"
theDude5B wrote:
Actually...SgtHeihn wrote:
I came here to do two things. Chew bubble gun and kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!
Its time to Kick ass and Chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM
lol @
"Now you see me, now you're dead"
I still use the "What are you waiting for, Christmas?" line.theDude5B wrote:
Actually...SgtHeihn wrote:
I came here to do two things. Chew bubble gun and kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!
Its time to Kick ass and Chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM
lol @
"Now you see me, now you're dead"
Here you are punk - GTA Vice
"Enemy Boat Spotted!"