Nice jacket.
Wee update, the swelling on my lips has gone down a bit, although it's still all blistered. And the burn on my cheek is scabbing over nicely.
holly shit shlopps, almost spilled my keyboard with water. Don't you post such scary pics on the forum again!
Woke up this morning and my lips were really cracked, and had some horrible yellow stuff running out of them.
was your brother in your room while you slept?SirSchloppy wrote:
Woke up this morning and my lips were really cracked, and had some horrible yellow stuff running out of them.
Tell him to go to a GUM clinic too.I'm Jamesey wrote:
was your brother in your room while you slept?SirSchloppy wrote:
Woke up this morning and my lips were really cracked, and had some horrible yellow stuff running out of them.
Fuck you Google ads, Fuck you.
So how are you going to explain to your friends that your face is all fucked because a condom blew up in your face?
Who cares, you change name once a month anyhow.Finray wrote:
That's Finray to you.max wrote:
I though Schmoopy was the stupid one. I thought wrong
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
They were there.LT.Victim wrote:
So how are you going to explain to your friends that your face is all fucked because a condom blew up in your face?
I don't think the burns really changed that much...DonFck wrote:
You're so getting laid on New Years with that kisser.
wow, that was.... stupid.
Good One, Chief!
You should really put some anti-septic on that.
i think he was blowing a mutant and it was toxic jizz that burned him when he got a facial.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Lmfao I couldn't imagine Schloppy explaining to his mates how he got shit over his face
They were there lol. Read the post you dafty.Kptk92 wrote:
Lmfao I couldn't imagine Schloppy explaining to his mates how he got shit over his face
On the funny side, I went round to my mate Dave's house (Everyone has a friend called Dave, but I digress.) and Dave had told his Dad, so Dave's Dad just sat and laughed at me for about 10 minutes.
Update: My lips are scabbing over nicely, an indication they're healing. Probably have slight scarring on my cheek, and when I get a tan it'll look really funny 'cause it kills the pigment in the skin.
For Jesus fucking sake, what the hell did you think would happen?
Fuck I swear to God 95% of the people on this planet are stupid and worthless.
Fuck I swear to God 95% of the people on this planet are stupid and worthless.
#rekt
Thank God we belong to those 5% right Mint?Mint Sauce wrote:
For Jesus fucking sake, what the hell did you think would happen?
Fuck I swear to God 95% of the people on this planet are stupid and worthless.
Why would you do that. You might be the dumbest kid on the planet, why don't you try to add gasoline to your balls and lit it on fire to shave your balls.
Because he's already tried that, duh.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Why would you do that. You might be the dumbest kid on the planet, why don't you try to add gasoline to your balls and lit it on fire to shave your balls.
that's actually a perfectly legitimate way to shave your scranus lolFinray wrote:
Because he's already tried that, duh.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Why would you do that. You might be the dumbest kid on the planet, why don't you try to add gasoline to your balls and lit it on fire to shave your balls.
Wee update:
Swelling has more or less gone, scabbing has taken place, and now starting to flake off.
Only drawback is that I can't open my mouth enough to eat
Swelling has more or less gone, scabbing has taken place, and now starting to flake off.
Only drawback is that I can't open my mouth enough to eat
Your bodies way of telling you to no longer suck cock until it's healed........cos if it happens again whilst you're still healing from the last incident...SirSchloppy wrote:
Only drawback is that I can't open my mouth enough to eat
Shurrup you I don't suck cock anyway.Mekstizzle wrote:
Your bodies way of telling you to no longer suck cock until it's healed........cos if it happens again whilst you're still healing from the last incident...SirSchloppy wrote:
Only drawback is that I can't open my mouth enough to eat