Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6684

jord wrote:

Uzique wrote:

I would say that someday you could become an SAS trooper... but you can't.
I'll never be in the SAS, normal infantry is tough enough, then paras is just as tough as I can take. Fuck even thinking of sf right now.

/k carry on with argument
Everyone knows that they keep the SAS identities secret because they're all from a village in deepest Cornwall, well 'ard Southerners. Which is why they'd never consider you, you pansy Northerner.

And I agree with FatherTed, what a traitor. Not even fit to be a fine upstanding Southern gentleman.
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jord
Member
+2,382|6891|The North, beyond the wall.

Uzique wrote:

jord wrote:

Uzique wrote:

I would say that someday you could become an SAS trooper... but you can't.
I'll never be in the SAS, normal infantry is tough enough, then paras is just as tough as I can take. Fuck even thinking of sf right now.

/k carry on with argument
Everyone knows that they keep the SAS identities secret because they're all from a village in deepest Cornwall, well 'ard Southerners. Which is why they'd never consider you, you pansy Northerner.

And I agree with FatherTed, what a traitor. Not even fit to be a fine upstanding Southern gentleman.
No such thing as a pansy Northerner. The weakest Northerner can kick the shit outta the Strongest Southerner. Wow you're hardest guy is probably Billy Mitchell out of Easternders.


well ard in e. couldnt even save jason when he got killed

pussy like u all


and yes my grammer got worst as i fkin went on, cause u southern nobs r all like nazis when it comes to it, so im pissin u off with ma shit spellinz
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6660|Boulder, CO
Well how about this then. Britains favourite comedian (who won with 63% of all the votes cast) is Peter kay, a NORTHERNER with NORTHERN based comedy!

BBC wrote:

He has been called "the Oasis of comedy" because his routines are "workaday, northern and so full of joie de vivre that you can't help but sing along".
You can't beat that you pansy southerners

Source = http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7757262.stm

Last edited by Noobeater (2008-11-30 08:24:37)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6684
Peter Kay is no way Britain's best/favourite comedian... maybe that crappy competition was only advertised in the scumholes of the North.

Peter Kay, oh my days.

Monty Python lads? Cambridge Footlights? Ricky Gervais? All the top British comedians are either from the South or live in the South now... yeah, that's right, even the Northern ones have disowned their brutish and uncultured ways!
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Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6660|Boulder, CO

Uzique wrote:

Peter Kay is no way Britain's best/favourite comedian... maybe that crappy competition was only advertised in the scumholes of the North.

Peter Kay, oh my days.

Monty Python lads? Cambridge Footlights? Ricky Gervais? All the top British comedians are either from the South or live in the South now... yeah, that's right, even the Northern ones have disowned their brutish and uncultured ways!
Also mentioned in that article is the list of the most disliked comedians

UK'S LEAST FAVOURITE COMEDIANS
1. Jo Brand
2. Jonathan Ross
3. Victoria Wood
4. Ricky Gervais
5. Harry Hill
6. Jimmy Carr
7. Paul Merton
8. Russell Brand
9. Spike Milligan
10. Alan Bennett
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6684
There's lies, damn lies, and then Northern-biased list-statistics from crappy articles.

I reject your list, pah.
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M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6436|Escea

Ricky Gervais? Jesus, I've seen a funnier plank of wood, on fire.
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6660|Boulder, CO

M.O.A.B wrote:

Ricky Gervais? Jesus, I've seen a funnier plank of wood, on fire.
Same, the guy just can't do stand up at all.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6785

Southerners like to fondle cow udders for fun family times
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum
Britain wouldn't be called 'Great' if it wernt for good ard Northerners
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jord
Member
+2,382|6891|The North, beyond the wall.

FatherTed wrote:

Britain wouldn't be called 'Great' if it wernt for good ard Northerners
Britain would be called some shitty Scottish name if it wasn't for us Northerners protecting the border.

That's right, you owe us big time.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

jord wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Britain wouldn't be called 'Great' if it wernt for good ard Northerners
Britain would be called some shitty Scottish name if it wasn't for us Northerners protecting the border.

That's right, you owe us big time.
An if it wernt for Sean Bean, we'd all be speakin fuckin french
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6955|London

Who's Sean Bean?

Edit: Just googled him, a northerner who moved to London???

Hmmmm

Last edited by Dauntless (2008-11-30 09:54:17)

https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

Dauntless wrote:

Who's Sean Bean?

Edit: Just googled him, a northerner who moved to London???

Hmmmm
fuckin sharpe is who e is, hardest man in the army!
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6955|London

But why did he move down to the south that is (apparently) "full of hairdressers and gaybois" ?
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6779|England

Noobeater wrote:

Well how about this then. Britains favourite comedian (who won with 63% of all the votes cast) is Peter kay, a NORTHERNER with NORTHERN based comedy!

BBC wrote:

He has been called "the Oasis of comedy" because his routines are "workaday, northern and so full of joie de vivre that you can't help but sing along".
You can't beat that you pansy southerners

Source = http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7757262.stm
Funny that you forgot to mention, that from the top10 funniest comedians:

FIVE (including Al the-pub-landlord Murray <--- Southerns drinking proper ale eh?) are from the south
TWO are from the North

3 others from random places, including Scotland and Wales.

Peter Kay funny? I didnt even know he was regarded as a comedian. However, I will grant you Ross Noble, saw him live...funny as fuck.
jord
Member
+2,382|6891|The North, beyond the wall.
Al Murray isn't a comedian so much as he is slightly amusing as he is a nationalist. Like me, so he gets 1 point for that. 1 point for French and German jokes. And -2 points for the jokes not being too funny.


Thus, he is at 0 points.
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6615|dm_maidenhead
Northeners speak funny tbh.
jord
Member
+2,382|6891|The North, beyond the wall.

Peter wrote:

Northeners speak funny tbh.
ya wat ya little mongo ill knock u weako out
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6845

Oh yeah?

Well we have Fucking Carlton Leach, top that ya wankers!

Also why did Sean Bean star in the movie, Essex Boys?

Last edited by Gooners (2008-11-30 19:14:38)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

Gooners wrote:

Oh yeah?

Well we have Fucking Carlton Leach, top that ya wankers!

Also why did Sean Bean star in the movie, Essex Boys?
he was takin the piss innit
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6887|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Nothing Great about Britian anymore and not that I want to piss on ya fireworks 'OL Ted' but I certanly wouldn't mass debate over it.

Wales is the Shiz, for eg Free Prescriptions.  Keep paying ya Taxes please lads, and £5 or £10 to get over the bridge.
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6209|Belgium

M.O.A.B wrote:

Ricky Gervais? Jesus, I've seen a funnier plank of wood, on fire.
He was in GTA 4 in the cabaret.... /agrees he wasn't funny
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6483
Does Scotland count as North Britian?

I'm from Crosby, Liverpool but i've lived up here in Aberdeen for about 11-12 years now.

IRT British Comedians, I think Bill Bailey is far fer better than any other 'current' ones. Most just annoy me.

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2008-12-01 10:10:33)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6834|London, England
Scotland is the worst thing about the North (ok no, Liverpool is), but of course it counts

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