DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6627|Finland

It must be true, because a psychic said so! Ya-ah! And they are called.. ..*drumroll*.. ..the Federation of Light. ZOMG!

Blossom Goodchilds website wrote:

Blossom's most recent book “The Bridge” documents the messages channelled to her by the Cosmic Beings known as The Federation of Light. In her most recent encounters with them they have announced that one of their craft will appear in our skies on October 14th 2008 for a period of three days in such a way as to prove to us the existence of other life forms in the Universe. The Federation of Light stress that they come in LOVE to help us and our planet move to a new Higher Vibration of Love. They have asked Blossom to get this message out to as many people as possible.
Damn hippies, eh?

The "Message" wrote:

TO LEADERS, GOVERNERS, POLITICIANS AND
ALL PEOPLE OF EARTH ….

We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.

We give to you the name of Alabama.

It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.

During this time there will be much commotion upon your earth plane. Your highest authorities will be intruding into ‘our’ atmospherics that surround our ship. This ‘security field’ is necessary for us, as there shall take place a ‘farce’ from those in your world who shall try to deny that we come in LOVE.

KNOW OF THIS
WE COME TO ASSIST YOUR WORLD.
WE DO NOT COME TO TAKE OVER.
WE DO NOT COME TO DESTRUCT.
WE COME TO GIVE YOU HOPE.

We are beings from other planets, who for many eons of your time have been preparing for these days ahead.

We ask each soul that reads of these words to accept in their heart the Truth that lies within. For in that place there is the knowing that this is to take place.

There shall be many who deny. There shall be many who dismiss.

There shall be those who KNOW of this TRUTH.

Which ever you may be … let this be understood.

IT SHALL TAKE PLACE.

We give you the opportunity to capture on screen this particular ship. There shall be no contact in the form that those of your planet would like. For this initial presentation, we shall simply be presenting our ship to you.

We say to you … That shall certainly be enough to comprehend initially.

All kinds of methods shall be carried out in order to try and penetrate through our security barrier, but they shall be to no avail.

Until we can PROVE to you that we come in LOVE, we will not allow the fullness of our visits to be uncovered.

KNOW OF THIS …
THIS IS THE BEGINNING … NOT THE END

Your governments and your media will try to disguise us. This will fail. All avenues have been covered by us.

Your media will have no choice but to portray the TRUTH for it shall be there for all to see.

Friends of earth. Do not be afraid. We beseech you to TRUST that we come to bring the downfall of those who have misintentions for the well being of your planet.

If we do not intervene now … as has been planned for eons of your earth time … then we fear it would be too late.

WE ASK YOU TO ACCEPT US IN LOVE.
FOR THAT IS WHY WE COME.

The sayings that your world have been aware of via your movie screens etc were not merely make believe. We have been planting and watering seeds of Truth on your planet in preparation for these days.

FOR INDEED
WE COME IN PEACE.

Fill your souls with TRUST in that knowledge.

We are your brothers and sisters from other places.

Our technology is far advanced. There are those in high places of ruling that KNOW full well of this. Therefore they know that there would be little point trying to ‘pretend’ that they need weapons to destroy us.

On this day that we appear, we ask you to listen only to your hearts and NOT to the words of those who shall be in great fear of losing their power.

For too long your world has lived under a cloud that most of you have been unaware of. If you were to KNOW the Truths of what has been hidden from you, you would be appalled and in great disbelief.

It is time for your souls to be allowed to be who they are.

The veil is to be removed.

BE OF JOY.
IT IS A TIME FOR THAT.
YOU SHALL KNOW OF THIS AS YOUR HEART ACCEPTS THE TRUE REASON FOR OUR VISIT.
TO BRING YOU AN UNDERSTANDING OF LOVE.  KNOW THIS.

We choose to leave it at that.

Be vigilant. Keep your eyes to the skies.

Keep LOVE in your heart.

WE … THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT … SIGN OFF, GIVING YOU ENCOURAGEMENT AND HOPE AS WE BEGIN THE ASCENSION INTO THE NEW WORLD.

Each one of you has chosen to be here for this ascension. Choose now whether your human form will …

Accept it through LOVE Or Reject it through FEAR.

May the Highest aspect of your soul fill you with Light as you move bravely forward.

Gratitude to each one as they assist us in the cause
ALABAMA? Lol, que?

To this, our beloved psychic comments as follows:

Blossom Goodchild wrote:

I am aware that Alabama is NOT in the Southern Hemisphere. I queried this to the Federation and was told … ‘In days of old, it used to be’.
She queried this to the federation? Long distance call? Email? wat. Oh yea, she "channelled", the psychic that she is. Ever seen 5th Element? The alien-entity used a phone.

Personally, I lol'd.

http://www.blossomgoodchild.com/
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/fo … ead=132811

I am however admitting that it would in fact be awesome to have contact. lulz.

/end of transmission.
I need around tree fiddy.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6617|London, England
*waits*
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6485|Gogledd Cymru

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

*waits*
Silly Skittles.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6219|Escea

/end communication

lol Alabama? Don't think I've ever heard of an alien encounter round there, usually deserts and stuff and the middle of nowhere farms where you hear about aliens travelling 60 million light years to steal vegetables and probe people.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5680|SQUID
dem alabamy hootananies will git reeeel wild wen dem alieenz cum down
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|6737

crop circlezzzz
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6618|Little Bentcock
It would be awesome if it were true.

Mmm imagine, technologies!
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6193|Winland

Adams_BJ wrote:

It would be awesome if it were true.

Mmm imagine, technologies!
Hope they bring some new graphics cards... nVidia needs to get pounded.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6547|Scotland
Lol the possibility of aliens and all freezer knows is what leet tech they are bringing
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6282|eng
lez do it
#rekt
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6285|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

M.O.A.B wrote:

/end communication

lol Alabama? Don't think I've ever heard of an alien encounter round there, usually deserts and stuff and the middle of nowhere farms where you hear about aliens travelling 60 million light years to steal vegetables and probe people.
that's pretty much alabama, except with trees n shit instead of sand
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
buLLet_t00th
Mr. Boombastic
+178|6438|Stealth City, UK
Damn aliens and their shitty Propoganda....they're here to steal our *insert funny item*!
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6496|so randum

buLLet_t00th wrote:

Damn aliens and their shitty Propoganda....they're here to steal our *insert funny item*!
jobs?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6286|Éire
Would you believe certain betting agencies have stopped taking bids on aliens coming to Earth in recent days due to a dramatic surge of bets on the so called Federation Of Light showing up!

...I suppose it's no worse than clinging to the belief that a long haired Middle Eastern hippy is going to come back from Heaven one day and lead us into salvation!
chittydog
less busy
+586|6831|Kubra, Damn it!

Alabama? The only advice I have for the aliens is if they're here to try and get their swerve on, all they have to do is go up to one of the locals and say "Hey Cletus, we is kinfolk from way back. i is underage and mah buttocks is as tender as a lamb's virginia. Let's drink us a mess o' beer."
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|6601|Greenwood, IN
Taste that rainbow?
13rin
Member
+977|6475
Good GOD!  They're all ready coming back?  Sweet.  I gotta fire up the stills to make em' some juice.  They must be thirsty after their long trip.  Then, I'm totally gonna shoot it down and have mah way with the cute ones.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6521|South Florida
Yes,
"To Serve Man" comes to mind.
15 more years! 15 more years!
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6152|Vancouver | Canada
I read a book about these people who lived inside Earth and would come out in ten years or something.

That book was written at least 15 years ago.
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|6755|San Antonio, Texas
I think this Kool-Aid needs more sugar.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6574|Columbus, OH
Is the Federation part of the Covenant? Aw shite it's ghetto Master Chief time!!!
FI-SCOTTY
Member
+16|6691|Scotland

The A W S M F O X wrote:

dem alabamy hootananies will git reeeel wild wen dem alieenz cum down
lol
Defiance
Member
+438|6667

Hey.. hey guess what... there was no "Alabama" in days of old.

She grew up in the south didn't she? That would explain a lot.
Wallpaper
+303|5989|The pool
Lets sneeze on them.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6442|Chicago, IL
Oh shi...
https://sheckil.com/Documents/Star%20Destroyer.jpg

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