Nothing to suck, maybe thats why you've not got it on with this girl yet?Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Tar, pneumatic tyre, adhesive postage stamps, anesthetics, steam engine, telephone, and here's the kicker, we invented NEPTUNE.Kptk92 wrote:
So Scotland didn't really invent anythingSir Schmoopy wrote:
The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.
*sticks up middle finger*
Oh yeah, we also founded the US Navy.
suckkit.
oooooh kerry burned ya
Seems to be Scottish, there need to be wild haggis tbhSir Schmoopy wrote:
You should know.blah wrote:
Give her a big wet kiss,tell her how you missed her and give her some flowers or chocolate or some cute stuffed animal.
Small things are the most efficient ones!
Hah!
Fu haffy.
Gary, I think Haggis was Ireland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis
good god, whatever you do Finny, don't serve one of these.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rabbie_Haggis!.jpg
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Oh she's already done that.Kptk92 wrote:
Nothing to suck, maybe thats why you've not got it on with this girl yet?Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Tar, pneumatic tyre, adhesive postage stamps, anesthetics, steam engine, telephone, and here's the kicker, we invented NEPTUNE.Kptk92 wrote:
So Scotland didn't really invent anything
Oh yeah, we also founded the US Navy.
suckkit.
Meh, I was wrong then, Gary.
fuck that pussy
Thanks.G-NOT_(:0) wrote:
fuck that pussy
where is in nothing we trust? I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
/threadm3thod wrote:
where is in nothing we trust? I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..The Sheriff wrote:
/threadm3thod wrote:
where is in nothing we trust? I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
I just got some.Sir Schmoopy wrote:
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..The Sheriff wrote:
/threadm3thod wrote:
where is in nothing we trust? I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time
Coooool, thanks 4 infos.Adams_BJ wrote:
I just got some.Sir Schmoopy wrote:
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..The Sheriff wrote:
/thread
Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time
neither are youSir Schmoopy wrote:
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..The Sheriff wrote:
/threadm3thod wrote:
where is in nothing we trust? I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Srs ideas, 'cos we ain't fucking yet. Yet.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Adams_BJ wrote:
I just got some.
Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time
See...I'm not completely useless.ebug9 wrote:
Dinner and a movie.
And change the colour of your room before you invite her back in.
Yeah, you're gonna be great at ruining my plans for world domination, if our track record is anything to go by.ebug9 wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
I just got some.
Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower timeSee...I'm not completely useless.ebug9 wrote:
Dinner and a movie.
And change the colour of your room before you invite her back in.
I LOVE showers!
ahh, ur from tha U.K, we do things a lil diff in America.Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Thanks.G-NOT_(:0) wrote:
fuck that pussy
I understand...
Do this for her then, play some 'What is Love' and start head Bop'n. Instant <3.
trust me, works every time with my girl
You know that song is in my head nowG-NOT_(:0) wrote:
ahh, ur from tha U.K, we do things a lil diff in America.Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Thanks.G-NOT_(:0) wrote:
fuck that pussy
I understand...
Do this for her then, play some 'What is Love' and start head Bop'n. Instant <3.
trust me, works every time with my girl
Buy her a rose/chocolates/teddy bear.
Take her to the park and have a picnic/Go ice skating/Cook her a dinner then watch a movie at your house.
Take her to the park and have a picnic/Go ice skating/Cook her a dinner then watch a movie at your house.
you better be Bop'n thenSir Schmoopy wrote:
You know that song is in my head nowG-NOT_(:0) wrote:
ahh, ur from tha U.K, we do things a lil diff in America.Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Thanks.
I understand...
Do this for her then, play some 'What is Love' and start head Bop'n. Instant <3.
trust me, works every time with my girl
Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later
example:
example:
haha...now that's just fucking gay. that's scream'n homosexual all over. I bet you get all the trannys with ease.loubot wrote:
Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later
example:
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk32 … /pool2.jpg
nah dude I am telling you wolf t-shirts only works with real womenG-NOT_(:0) wrote:
haha...now that's just fucking gay. that's scream'n homosexual all over. I bet you get all the trannys with ease.loubot wrote:
Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later
example:
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk32 … /pool2.jpg
real women, being 40+, lookin for a younger guy, probably early 20's, and so much make-up on her face, you can take a spatula to it and scrap the frosting right off. yea...fashion no. Where you from again? just wonder for the lolzloubot wrote:
nah dude I am telling you wolf t-shirts only works with real womenG-NOT_(:0) wrote:
haha...now that's just fucking gay. that's scream'n homosexual all over. I bet you get all the trannys with ease.loubot wrote:
Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later
example:
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk32 … /pool2.jpg
G-Not I understand you are a skeptic and probably don't believe but here is some testimonies:
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
more like /b/f2sSir Schmoopy wrote:
You can do better than this, bf2s.Kptk92 wrote:
Flowers or chocolates upon arrival/meeting
thenFatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out
