nuns
She's hot.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
You do realize recruiters can lie to you to suck you in, right?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah it was man, being repressed only made the homo feelings stronger and the hidden orgies better! Now that it's ok it's not fun...
But seriously, now there's a bunch of toned down bullshit. My recruiters had a harder boot camp than my buddies coming back are saying it is now.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Just like your parents!
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
ur dum lol
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6536|Graz, Austria
Shifty, your girl shenanigans remind me of Bart Simpson's troubles with Rev. Lovejoy's daughter and later the other goth chick at school.
You still have to do the whole talking-to-girls thing.-Sh1fty- wrote:
fuck yeahkiller21 wrote:
I went through in '97. Even then, it was starting to turn into more coddling than anything. Major point of my previous post is that if you do get through boot camp, enjoy the pussy that comes with it especially when you're rocking the uniform. That's just how Marines roll.
Dress blues get ladies, I've known that for a while.
A retard in a uniform (not implying anything..) is still a retard. Sure, it gets conversations started, but you have to do SOME work. Polishing turds etc. etc.
And also, you're going to wear a uniform anywhere that isn't a workplace? Ok i get the whole 'wear with pride' thing in America, but you're not seriously going to wear your dress blues to a bar?
They do. And two groups of people think it's cool: them and dumb chicks. Luckily that's who they're trying to score with.
I feel like a prick wearing my uniform anywhere other than at work or an airport.
I do hang around in Heathrow on my days off though, trying to pick up girls.
I do hang around in Heathrow on my days off though, trying to pick up girls.
If he wears dress blues to a bar, he's gonna get decked so fucking hard.PrivateVendetta wrote:
And also, you're going to wear a uniform anywhere that isn't a workplace? Ok i get the whole 'wear with pride' thing in America, but you're not seriously going to wear your dress blues to a bar?
NoPrivateVendetta wrote:
And also, you're going to wear a uniform anywhere that isn't a workplace? Ok i get the whole 'wear with pride' thing in America, but you're not seriously going to wear your dress blues to a bar?
Actually if I remember correctly you're not allowed to wear your uniform outside of the line of duty if you're a Marine. That's why you see Navy, Army, and Air Force guys everywhere if you're near a base but you never see Marines. You wear your work clothes AT work. I think, also if I remember correctly, that you can put in a request to wear your dress blues for certain events like weddings, parades, dances, and shit.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
So good luck picking up chicks in uniform.
I don't want to pick up chicks that will like me because of my military status. Those girls are not keepers. Sure they're a ONS but they're not long-term material.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
shifty gonna get dear john letters left and right
Cybargs wrote:
If he wears dress blues to a bar, he's gonna get decked so fucking hard.PrivateVendetta wrote:
And also, you're going to wear a uniform anywhere that isn't a workplace? Ok i get the whole 'wear with pride' thing in America, but you're not seriously going to wear your dress blues to a bar?
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- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6536|Graz, Austria
PrivateVendetta wrote:
I do hang around in Heathrow on my days off though, trying to pick up girls.
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Look at shifty, he gets lady once and all of asudden everything is FWB, ONS, GFM.
Long were the nights when my days once revolved around youCybargs wrote:
shifty gonna get dear john letters left and right
Counting my footsteps praying the floor won't fall through again
And my mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game, but you changed the rules everyday
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone tonight
Well, I stopped picking up and this song is to let you know why
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
I should've known
Well, maybe it's just me and my blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said run as fast as you can
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
Your dark twisted games when I loved you so
I should've known
You are an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you've burn them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me
So don't look now
I'm shining like fireworks over
Your sad, empty town
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known
You should've known
Don't you think I was too young?
You should've known
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I'm an optimistic blokeAdams_BJ wrote:
Look at shifty, he gets lady once and all of asudden everything is FWB, ONS, GFM.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
hey shifty i found you this so you can look for girls that are down to DTF with you
have a nice ONS with your new FWB
have a nice ONS with your new FWB
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Thanks man that'll come in real handy!
Seriously though I have no fucking hope...every damn time. I'm socially awkward as hell. Like right now I'm talking to two girls on FB and I think both of them are cute but I have no damn clue how things go from friends to relationships. That just blows my mind I don't get it.
fuck me damnit this is depressing me I'm 20 FFS and I got no game
Seriously though I have no fucking hope...every damn time. I'm socially awkward as hell. Like right now I'm talking to two girls on FB and I think both of them are cute but I have no damn clue how things go from friends to relationships. That just blows my mind I don't get it.
fuck me damnit this is depressing me I'm 20 FFS and I got no game
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.