The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-02-29 17:24:34

#12576

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7053|Marathon, Florida Keys

oh yes. i forgot to add:

make sure when you are talking to her you talk slowly. If you talk fast she's going to sense you are nervous. Talking slowly and clearly projects confidence and control.

and yes i used a bad example of what to say so quit dicking with me guize i was just trying to make the point that you should be the one to initiate the steps toward physical contact.

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2012-02-29 17:27:31

#12577

Roc18: `; +655|6035|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

sigh

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2012-02-29 17:28:17

#12578

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6915|UK

someone post the roc poofter pose pic

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2012-02-29 19:17:41

#12579

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6960

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Don't do the second to last thing
well its worked for me lol, not that quote word for word thats why i said something like it. it all depends on the situation

yeah it works for oyu because you're a tall and built motherfucker. if shitty does it he'd get slapped.

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2012-02-29 19:18:54

#12580

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6981|Cinncinatti

shifty record yourself doing this

2012-02-29 19:19:47

#12581

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6209|London, England

m3thod wrote:
someone post the roc poofter pose pic

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2012-02-29 20:58:34

#12582

gurdeep: +812|4999|prolly

:3

2012-02-29 21:58:25

#12583

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5422|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:
DUnlimited wrote:
Virgin guy that wants to save sex for marriage - paranoid about STD's

About the time to stop posting shifty.
I just feel like most people doing promiscuity have STDs. So I'd be paranoid about sleeping with anybody that's had a lot of sexual partners. How is that not logical? Your chances of contracting and STD are much higher if you've been sleeping around a lot.

What you feel =/= the facts.

Honestly your idea of sex is pretty warped. I actually feel a bit sorry for you.

2012-02-29 23:56:12

#12584

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6903|BC, Canada

I feel that jaek could be right here.

2012-03-01 11:41:00

#12585

LittleBitchy: I hope Hell has wi-fi.; +150|5703|Yeah, there :)

13urnzz wrote:
lol, 2 women telling you don't have sex, i guess you*re not fucked.

Well...i can imagine the thoughts in his head while preparing for it or doing it and....
i really don't know how questions like "What if she gets pregnant?" "What if she has AIDS?" "What if she's a whore?" can turn you on or even make your dick hard.

So hm....don't have sex is the best option i think

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

2012-03-01 16:04:39

#12586

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6222|Blue Mountain State

fleshlight

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2012-03-01 19:04:58

#12587

bennisboy: Member; +829|6890|Poundland

LittleBitchy wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
lol, 2 women telling you don't have sex, i guess you*re not fucked.
Well...i can imagine the thoughts in his head while preparing for it or doing it and....
i really don't know how questions like "What if she gets pregnant?" "What if she has AIDS?" "What if she's a whore?" can turn you on or even make your dick hard.

So hm....don't have sex is the best option i think

Well that would be a good point, but that is not an option!

2012-03-02 00:24:07

#12588

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6717|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Dunno if posted already, but here's for all you brits looking for luv

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2012-03-02 00:48:47

#12589

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

lol g1 UF

what do you guys think of all those online dating and hookup sites?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-02 00:51:01

#12590

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6393|'straya

-Sh1fty- wrote:
lol g1 UF

what do you guys think of all those online dating and hookup sites?

I think they are predominately made up of attention seekers and fat-camp candidates.

2012-03-02 01:12:48

#12591

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

Speaking from first hand, second hand, or out-of-ass experience?

My mom met a guy on there a few months after my parents broke up and he's pretty awesome. I don't know which site though.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-02 06:15:13

#12592

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6866|Little Bentcock

She moved on quick huh

2012-03-02 06:27:01

#12593

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7036|Jupiter

Adams_BJ wrote:
She moved on quick huh

What else you gone do? sit around a mope?

2012-03-02 06:35:39

#12594

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6866|Little Bentcock

I dunno I just find it amazing that after years of marriage you can just move on so easily. Doesn't seem normal

2012-03-02 08:12:36

#12595

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

My dad treated her like crap for the last couple of years so I can't imagine it would take too long to move on. Especially when the new guy is sp awesp,e-

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-02 09:37:55