Here are a few examples of the stupidests thing's I've seen the noObs do over and over again . Enjoy and add-on's welcome :
Strike at Karkand . I'm on the US side . We took the MEC main base . I drive across the bridge and blow up the far side . Then hop into the vodnik and back up a bit killing MEC troops spawning across the bridge . Some noOb jumps in the car and starts driving foward . I jump out and sure as shit he drives right over the bridge , into the water and gets killed from a firey explosion . I'll bet my last dollar he didn't press F10 for a better view of things .
Dilain Oil fields . I'm on US side and spawn at the southern docks late in the game . I'm special forces and jump into a fast buggy to blow up all thier artillery . Just after I jump in someone else jumps in . I'm driving and see\spot a helicopter hovering showing me his " 6 " and he is smoking bad - I figured " easy kill , no problem ". I stop and press F3 to use the SAW and maximize our fire power . I start shooting . He presses F1 And starts Driving . I'm like WTF !!! He drives on . I see a tank and spot it hoping he will avoid it and get back to facing the chopper so we can take it out . He stops and Presses F2 and start shooting at the tank ! The tank sees us , fires and we die . Before I could even press F1 to start driving again and get the hell out of there . Sigh .......
Dragon Vally . I'm on the Chineese side . I snag a fast buggy and make it the main base and blow up the US UAV and scan radar . I then cap the flag and head over to the artillery . I place one mine on the furthest cannon from cover to weaken it so I only have to use one more later on - after I get a supply drop ( not a chance ) . I make my own squad and call for supplies . Since I didnt hear any supplies called so far I figured I'll get them right away . Not a chance . I beg for supplies for a long 5 minutes . Nothing . Votes are called for the commander to be kicked . No kick happens . & 7 more minutes pass by . During that time I simply beg for anyone to join my squad to hook me up with ammo . Nothing . I start recruiting people on my squad . All " negative " .
After while I comitted suicide and spawned near the commander . I shot him in the face a few times and then joined the US side in frustration . I spawned at the ship . How sweet ! an attack chopper waiting just for me . I hopped in and took out that commander 5 more times before he was smart enough to spawn somewheres else . NoObs . Gotta lov'em .
JK
Strike at Karkand . I'm on the US side . We took the MEC main base . I drive across the bridge and blow up the far side . Then hop into the vodnik and back up a bit killing MEC troops spawning across the bridge . Some noOb jumps in the car and starts driving foward . I jump out and sure as shit he drives right over the bridge , into the water and gets killed from a firey explosion . I'll bet my last dollar he didn't press F10 for a better view of things .
Dilain Oil fields . I'm on US side and spawn at the southern docks late in the game . I'm special forces and jump into a fast buggy to blow up all thier artillery . Just after I jump in someone else jumps in . I'm driving and see\spot a helicopter hovering showing me his " 6 " and he is smoking bad - I figured " easy kill , no problem ". I stop and press F3 to use the SAW and maximize our fire power . I start shooting . He presses F1 And starts Driving . I'm like WTF !!! He drives on . I see a tank and spot it hoping he will avoid it and get back to facing the chopper so we can take it out . He stops and Presses F2 and start shooting at the tank ! The tank sees us , fires and we die . Before I could even press F1 to start driving again and get the hell out of there . Sigh .......
Dragon Vally . I'm on the Chineese side . I snag a fast buggy and make it the main base and blow up the US UAV and scan radar . I then cap the flag and head over to the artillery . I place one mine on the furthest cannon from cover to weaken it so I only have to use one more later on - after I get a supply drop ( not a chance ) . I make my own squad and call for supplies . Since I didnt hear any supplies called so far I figured I'll get them right away . Not a chance . I beg for supplies for a long 5 minutes . Nothing . Votes are called for the commander to be kicked . No kick happens . & 7 more minutes pass by . During that time I simply beg for anyone to join my squad to hook me up with ammo . Nothing . I start recruiting people on my squad . All " negative " .
After while I comitted suicide and spawned near the commander . I shot him in the face a few times and then joined the US side in frustration . I spawned at the ship . How sweet ! an attack chopper waiting just for me . I hopped in and took out that commander 5 more times before he was smart enough to spawn somewheres else . NoObs . Gotta lov'em .
JK
