Ugly guys with hot chicks?

2008-09-01 12:36:16

#51

firebolt5: Member; +114|6169

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My name is Michael and I hate every single one of you. You will never break my records. Try and you will probably die doing it. I have 7 world records and 8 gold medals this olympics. I have 14 career gold medals and 16 overall. How can you beat that. I am so going to pwn all of you at the '12 Olympic Games. Because I am Michael Fucking Phelps that's why.

Don't be a stranger. Just try and race me and you will see who's better. I'm pretty much GOD. I was captain of the swim team, and starter on the same team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pictures of Shawn Johnson?" I also get straight swimmer of the year since 2001, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should stay where you are, don't even try to tame the lion. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my one of my 14 gold medals

2008-09-01 13:08:05

#52

GR34: Member; +215|6558|ALBERTA> CANADA

Girls for the most part not all the time go for the guys that are funny, NOT funny looking, guys who can make them smile/laugh 9/10 times if u can make a girls laugh she will eventually like you. Girls are more about the emotional stuff then guys are that's how they are attracted to guys, guys are more interested in there moon balloons then their personalities. If you want a to get a hot girl friend there is three things you need in my opinion A good personality (good jokes lots of witty remarks ect) Confidence they love that its like Heroine to them and a little bit of luck meet all 3 your gonna get yo self a nice looking girl and hopefully one that's not a dumb shit!

2008-09-01 13:37:48

#53

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd: Member; +169|6760|Mexico City

girls just want to be heard and adored all the time, they dont like a douche that spends more time watching himself at mirrors than they...

2008-09-01 13:38:35

#54

i g: Banned; +876|5877|GA

pics of ur wife bennet

2008-09-01 13:40:14

#55

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6357|tropical regions of london

i g wrote:
pics of ur wife bennet

https://www.matthaworth.co.uk/img/a-hand.png

2008-09-01 13:40:29

#56

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd: Member; +169|6760|Mexico City

i g wrote:
pics of ur wife bennet

so you can photoshop it in the most perverted way ?......let me get home and ill post one

2008-09-01 13:41:43

#57

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6634|London, England

Bennet has a wife? I thought he was like a 14 year old kid that everyone here just bullies just..... cos he's Bennet

2008-09-01 13:42:38

#58

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6357|tropical regions of london

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Bennet has a wife? I thought he was like a 14 year old kid that everyone here just bullies just..... cos he's Bennet

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 1#p2278691

2008-09-01 13:47:14

#59

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|6733|Scotland

firebolt5 wrote:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6776/fdasor6.jpg
My name is Michael and I hate every single one of you. You will never break my records. Try and you will probably die doing it. I have 7 world records and 8 gold medals this olympics. I have 14 career gold medals and 16 overall. How can you beat that. I am so going to pwn all of you at the '12 Olympic Games. Because I am Michael Fucking Phelps that's why.

Don't be a stranger. Just try and race me and you will see who's better. I'm pretty much GOD. I was captain of the swim team, and starter on the same team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pictures of Shawn Johnson?" I also get straight swimmer of the year since 2001, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should stay where you are, don't even try to tame the lion. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my one of my 14 gold medals

seems familiar

oh shi-

2008-09-01 13:47:55

#60

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd: Member; +169|6760|Mexico City

DELETED TO AVOID A LAWSUIT

...or the have Ig death by overmasturbation....

Guess who is...
we were at cancun btw, getting drunk with her sister....barely near a "threeway"...

Last edited by Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd (2008-09-01 13:59:24)

2008-09-01 13:49:13

#61

i g: Banned; +876|5877|GA

middle?

2008-09-01 13:49:35

#62

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6357|tropical regions of london

ericka and leticia

2008-09-01 13:51:13

#63

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6286

i g wrote:
middle?

bwhhahaha lol

2008-09-01 14:03:24

#64

i g: Banned; +876|5877|GA

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:
DELETED TO AVOID A LAWSUIT

...or the have Ig death by overmasturbation....

Guess who is...
we were at cancun btw, getting drunk with her sister....barely near a "threeway"...

nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-01 14:37:30

#65

GR34: Member; +215|6558|ALBERTA> CANADA

God Save the Queen wrote:
i g wrote:
pics of ur wife bennet
http://www.matthaworth.co.uk/img/a-hand.png

oh yea rosie Palm she gets around docent she like who hasn't been with her, even some gitls I know have been with her

2008-09-01 14:38:00

#66

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6246|Netherlands

I used to think the exact same way as you, thought I was above average looking, and wondering why hot chicks go for ugly narrow minded fools.

After a while I figured it's all in your confidence and personality. Be yourself and act confident but don't overdo it.

Got me a lot of girls

2008-09-01 14:38:13

#67

i g: Banned; +876|5877|GA

GR34 wrote:
God Save the Queen wrote:
i g wrote:
pics of ur wife bennet
http://www.matthaworth.co.uk/img/a-hand.png
oh yea rosie Palm she gets around docent she like who hasn't been with her, even some gitls I know have been with her

palmela

2008-09-01 14:39:12

#68

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6383

i g wrote:
GR34 wrote:
God Save the Queen wrote:

http://www.matthaworth.co.uk/img/a-hand.png
oh yea rosie Palm she gets around docent she like who hasn't been with her, even some gitls I know have been with her
palmela

Ig,

What would be your ultimate fantasy!?

2008-09-01 14:41:07

#69

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6467|The Twilight Zone

GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
i g wrote:
GR34 wrote:

oh yea rosie Palm she gets around docent she like who hasn't been with her, even some gitls I know have been with her
palmela
Ig,

What would be your ultimate fantasy!?

To have sex wit a female pro Poker(or Bf2) player and smoke a joint during it. Am I close Ig?

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2008-09-01 14:41:43

#70

i g: Banned; +876|5877|GA

GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
i g wrote:
GR34 wrote:

oh yea rosie Palm she gets around docent she like who hasn't been with her, even some gitls I know have been with her
palmela
Ig,

What would be your ultimate fantasy!?

going to africa, banging a whole tribe of nubian princesses, and getting aids

2008-09-01 14:50:14

#71

bennisboy: Member; +829|6660|Poundland

Stop the fucking 4chan memes!

2008-09-01 14:50:56

#72

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6424|'Murka

i g wrote:
GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
i g wrote:

palmela
Ig,

What would be your ultimate fantasy!?
going to africa, banging a whole tribe of nubian princesses, and getting aids

You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't do it.

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