kptk92
u
+972|6378|tc_london
So there I was, playing TF2 with the curtains closed and windows open, when I suddenly spotted a daddy long-legs on my wall right next to me, spying on what I was doing. I thought 'fuck this' and squashed the bugger. Well, at least I thought he was.

He had managed to fall into an unused glass and was squirming about after I must have broken a few of his legs. While he was attempting this magnificent escape, I managed to grab a plastic bottle and put it on top of the glass. I interrogated him all night, but he said nothing.

Maybe I have an evil tendancy today:
https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Kptk92/666days.png

So I wake up today and shake the glass a bit, to find no movement. Either he was dead, or it was a trap. And thank fuck I didn't lift the bottle, because only a few seconds ago he started moving again.

What should I ask him?

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-08-07 03:49:46)

Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6702|St. Andrews / Oslo

r u 4 sexes chat?
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Jrdeacs
Member
+22|5869
Where were you last night
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6440
Who Sent You?!?
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kptk92
u
+972|6378|tc_london
I asked all the questions, he seemed to not answer Jrdeacs' and Uzique's question. Although there was a slight bit of movement when I asked 4 sexes chat, I think he might be interested :> Then again, I gotta look mean and spiteful because I'm meant to be torturing him.

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-08-07 03:55:05)

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6601|Finland

I need around tree fiddy.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6459|Gogledd Cymru

Is it a Crane fly or a daddy long legs spider?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6643|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ask him what time his "Dad" will be turning up tonight to stick up for him and if he will be bringing his Uncles too.  I know this happens as I used to get told it when I used to pick on Daddy Long Legs.
kptk92
u
+972|6378|tc_london

The Sheriff wrote:

Is it a Crane fly or a daddy long legs spider?
Both
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6459|Gogledd Cymru

kptk92
u
+972|6378|tc_london

The Sheriff wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

Or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae
Both. It has wings and eight legs.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6601|Finland

kptk92 wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

Or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae
Both. It has wings and eight legs.
Congratulations, you have just tortured and nearly killed a mutated anomaly created by the smoggy misty air of London. A spider with wings.

Pics or it doesn't exist. I want to see all eight legs. If you have pulled any off, I want them to be placed beside this abomination that is Wingspider.

I need around tree fiddy.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6167|Winland

Threat to crush him.

Then crush him no matter what he says.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6591|London, England
I hate those things. I don't even want to go near them. I break out the vacuum and suck those bastards up.
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|5969|...
I capture them in a glass and put it on top of a plate filled with water, enough to make the bugger drown. Eventually he'll tire and drown himself.
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wensleydale8
Member
+81|6739|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
i used to pull the legs off that makes them talk.
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rammunition
Fully Loaded
+143|5831
behead him if he continues his silence
jord
Member
+2,382|6648|The North, beyond the wall.
Ask him what the fuck he's meant to be. He can't fly properly but just bounces around pointlessly.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6123|what

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

I hate those things. I don't even want to go near them. I break out the vacuum and suck those bastards up.
That's incredibly stupid if you don't mind me saying so.

A daddy long legs is completely harmless to you, but will hunt and kill flies, roaches and other pest insects inside your home.

If it was a venomous spider that could do you harm, then by all means kill it. But why would you kill something that is helping you?
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Brasso
member
+1,549|6600

TheAussieReaper wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

I hate those things. I don't even want to go near them. I break out the vacuum and suck those bastards up.
That's incredibly stupid if you don't mind me saying so.

A daddy long legs is completely harmless to you, but will hunt and kill flies, roaches and other pest insects inside your home.

If it was a venomous spider that could do you harm, then by all means kill it. But why would you kill something that is helping you?
how could they possibly kill roaches, or anything, for that matter?

they're so small (body-wise), and i heard their fangs are like a millimeter long or something.

now a dragonfly, that is one handsome motherfucker.  doesn't sting or bite me and gobbles up mosquitos and wasps.  what more could i ask for?

https://blogs.chron.com/greenspace/hgimages/dragonfly.jpg

<3

@_@   <------ dragonfly face impression

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-08-07 05:48:02)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6123|what

haffeysucks wrote:

how could they possibly kill roaches, or anything, for that matter?

they're so small (body-wise), and i heard their fangs are like a millimeter long or something.
Ignorance is bliss?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae#Diet
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Brasso
member
+1,549|6600

TheAussieReaper wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

how could they possibly kill roaches, or anything, for that matter?

they're so small (body-wise), and i heard their fangs are like a millimeter long or something.
Ignorance is bliss?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae#Diet
Certain species of these seemingly benign spiders invade webs of other spiders
wat wat in the butt

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-08-07 05:58:42)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6450|Somewhere else

TheAussieReaper wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

I hate those things. I don't even want to go near them. I break out the vacuum and suck those bastards up.
That's incredibly stupid if you don't mind me saying so.

A daddy long legs is completely harmless to you, but will hunt and kill flies, roaches and other pest insects inside your home.

If it was a venomous spider that could do you harm, then by all means kill it. But why would you kill something that is helping you?
agreed.  I never kill spiders.  They help more than they could ever harm.

Well, except one.  Brown Recluse Spiders.  Fucking little bastards cause large chunks of skin to rot if you get bit.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6077|Birmingham, UK

RoosterCantrell wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

I hate those things. I don't even want to go near them. I break out the vacuum and suck those bastards up.
That's incredibly stupid if you don't mind me saying so.

A daddy long legs is completely harmless to you, but will hunt and kill flies, roaches and other pest insects inside your home.

If it was a venomous spider that could do you harm, then by all means kill it. But why would you kill something that is helping you?
agreed.  I never kill spiders.  They help more than they could ever harm.

Well, except one.  Brown Recluse Spiders.  Fucking little bastards cause large chunks of skin to rot if you get bit.
Still only nature. I never kill anything. I'm not scared of spiders, or snakes, or anything like that.

One time, after going to see the F2 and F3 racing with friends, we went back to a friends house, and were cleaning out our official tyres, with the jetspray thing, and they realised there were lots of bee's, and decided to torture them. After taking the matches i tried to hide, they caught one in a bag, and filled it with water. When they realised it was flying, they tore its wings off. Then it was still alive after partially drowning, so one lit a match and held it to its face.

I didn't look, but apparantly its eyes and face was destroyed. So eventually i managed to fight one off and put the poor thing out of its misery.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6450|Somewhere else

@Severent.  yeahtrue.  I kinda regret killing that Brown Recluse, but I was reaching into a box and "woah!"I paused for a second, "oh a wolf spi- GOOD GOD! HELL NO! EEEEYAH"

I don't torture things usually.  even if it's just a bug, still kinda seems a bit sick.  I won't hesitate to torture the fuck out of a fly that seemed hell bent on flying into my face repeatedly  though.

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