HITNRUNXX
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Cabin in the Woods:
6/10

Wasn't bad, and I don't like the horror genre in general... But could have changed a couple minor things and been a lot better, IMO. Might have liked it more if it didn't have SO MANY super reviews and so many people telling me I would love it. It had my expectations too high. On the flip side, I never would have watched it if not for those reviews/suggestions.

And yes, Tucker & Dale was better.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Mutantbear wrote:

first contact team has no soldiers or diplomats GGGGGG
no emergency contact to earth just in case?
charlize theron has a robotic medical thing in her room that doesnt even work on her wat
how can you get lost in a place that you mapped out with flying tennis balls
is it a plothole that every single character is retarded, because it should be

so many more

oh and why is guy pearce an old guy, why not just get an old guy, its not even good makeup
haha nice post

As for plot holes the black goo was extremely inconsistent and didn't make any sense. It would turn some into mutants, dissolve an engineer, supposedly create humans, make a xenomorph-birthing face-hugger within a human, etc. It never did the same thing twice.

The engineers created humans but now suddenly want to wipe out the human race?

There's a lot of other shit too like:

Shaw sort of forgets she gave birth to an ALIEN in the freaking ship wtf? Oh hey guys nothing new here I just had major surgery and gave birth to a terrifying alien over there but pay no attention to that. Oh and I can run a marathon after surgery too, ya know.

I'm not going to go over all the crap, but this site lists just about all the plot holes.

click here herp derp
The black goo encounters are different whenever you see them because ze goo itself appears different. The engineer at the start drinks something that has a similar effect, but it looks different in the cup. it might not even be the same stuff exactly, given the apparent time differences (and the different style of ship). Holloway gets a tiny amount of it while Fifield falls head first into the stuff. The alternate version of his attack scene makes him look more like a xenomorph, which I do think would have worked better.

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As for why they wanted to kill all humans. All of the paintings were made by civilisations who viewed the Engineers as gods. The carbon dating scene specifies the body as being roughly two-thousand years old. Merely guesswork, but I do wonder if, because of the rise of current religions that don't worship them, the engineers got a little pissed off. Then again, maybe they just wanted a planet of specimens to use. The ship in the original movie was specified to be a bomber by Scott that dropped alien eggs onto the surface. It seems to have been changed for the goo canisters, which in the film start sweating when exposed to an atmosphere similar to Earth's. Janek assumes the outpost was a military facility manufacturing it, and you see little hints about the xenomorphs in the murals. The aim of the company in the original movies was to capture an alien to use as a bioweapon, which is likely the same intention of the Engineers. Exactly why, you'll need another film to clarify. But David states how 'to create something, you must first destroy.'

For Squidward, I think Shaw believes she killed it when she activates the decontamination, and obviously doens't expect it to become enormous. As for how she runs around afterward, I can only guess a mix of painkillers and adrenalin.

All guesswork, of course.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5695|Ventura, California

AussieReaper wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

The engineers created humans but now suddenly want to wipe out the human race?
There's a subplot running throughout the movie that I guess you missed.

Jesus was an engineer and we cruicified him. For that, the engineers decide we are not worthy of life. Intend to remake the Earth, just as the first engineer sacrificed himself. You need to destroy to create.

How you missed all of that, I have no idea. Shaw was a huge "faith" blah blah blah character I thought you would have connected with.
I heard about the supposed subplot that Jesus was an engineer. I don't see how anybody assumes that. It wasn't referred to in the movie if I recall correctly. Destroying to create still doesn't explain the various outcomes of humans ingesting the black goo. It wasn't consistent.
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coke
Aye up duck!
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"Something isn't explained to minutest detail or I don't understand it, must be a plot hole!"
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5695|Ventura, California
Something isn't even insinuated, so yeah it's a plot hole. If it was so obvious to your enlightened grey matter maybe you'd care to share it with us?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6930|England. Stoke

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Something isn't even insinuated, so yeah it's a plot hole. If it was so obvious to your enlightened grey matter maybe you'd care to share it with us?
I'm not saying it was obvious or that I claim to know what is going on. Sometimes it's nice in a film not to have everything spoon fed to you, so you have to come up with your own theory, or so they leave you wanting to know more, giving them more reason to make a sequel...
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5695|Ventura, California
Yeah they left us wanting to know a lot more. My friends and I talked at the theater for a while when the movie ended and came up with our own theories about the plot, and predictions for the sequel.

The Jesus engineer is definitely a possibility due to the story but there was no mention toward it. So that's something that was completely untouched but could be introduced in the sequel.

If Jesus was an engineer though I'd have thought he'd be portrayed as a hairless buff white man, not a small brownish Jew with medium length hair.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
13urnzz
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6892|UK
prometheus is the first part of a triology
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6912|Devon, England
I watched it - enjoyed it. Wasn't confusing or anything.
HITNRUNXX
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/spoiler
jord
Member
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m3thod wrote:

prometheus is the first part of a triology
and in the last part of the trilogy, shaw gives birth to Ellen Ripley after the engineers fix up her womb.

Didn't see that coming did ya.
Roc18
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+655|6012|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
Taxi Driver 8/10 . Good movie but I don't understand the people who say it's one of the greatest movies ever.
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6962|OctoLand
Donnie Darko - 9/10

Loved everything about it, truly original!
I know fucking karate
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6632|'Murka

Men in Black 3 - 7/10

Not the best of the series, but pretty good. Josh Brolin nailed Tommy Lee Jones (so to speak).

I'm not sure if anyone didn't see the "twist" at the end coming...seemed pretty obvious that was coming.
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― Albert Einstein

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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6912|Devon, England
What was the twist? I forget.

Was it Spoiler (highlight to read):
That the... Colonel-guy, or whatever was Will Smith's dad?
?
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
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FFLink wrote:

What was the twist? I forget.

Was it Spoiler (highlight to read):
That the... Colonel-guy, or whatever was Will Smith's dad?
?
Yep.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
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Prometheus - 7/10 or something
pretty much agree with everyone else, decent sci-fi, too many plot-holes and questions left unanswered. Maybe I'm not a big enough Alien nerd.

Zombieland - 8/10 not close to Shawn of the dead, but pretty good nonetheless
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5695|Ventura, California
Well as was pointed out before it's a good thing that there are questions left unanswered because it gives room for speculation until the sequel comes out. The only complaint I have is the questions we're left with are generally stupid. It was poor writing because of the plot holes.

Visuals were orgasmic though.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
13urnzz
Banned
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well as was pointed out before it's a good thing that there are questions left unanswered because it gives room for speculation until the sequel comes out. The only complaint I have is the questions we're left with are generally stupid. It was poor writing because of the plot holes.

Visuals were orgasmic though.
you've just described every porno i've ever seen . . .
-CARNIFEX-[LOC]
Da Blooze
+111|6875
Looper: 8ish/10

Aspects of this movie were great, others less so, but it was a very good watch overall (it did a lot more things right than it did wrong). The direction the plot took was quite a surprise given the few previews I'd watched.

If you are even slightly a fan of action and/or sci-fi, I'd say it's worth seeing.
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5695|Ventura, California

13urnzz wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well as was pointed out before it's a good thing that there are questions left unanswered because it gives room for speculation until the sequel comes out. The only complaint I have is the questions we're left with are generally stupid. It was poor writing because of the plot holes.

Visuals were orgasmic though.
you've just described every porno i've ever seen . . .
You've seen some shitty pornos
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6718

-Sh1fty- wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well as was pointed out before it's a good thing that there are questions left unanswered because it gives room for speculation until the sequel comes out. The only complaint I have is the questions we're left with are generally stupid. It was poor writing because of the plot holes.

Visuals were orgasmic though.
you've just described every porno i've ever seen . . .
You've seen some shitty pornos
yes. but i don't search out the gay ones like you.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5695|Ventura, California
Oh please, it's gay midget porn with a shetland pony for a threesome. I have standards burnzz
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6718

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Oh please, it's gay midget porn with a shetland pony for a threesome. I have standards burnzz
and a specific search phrase too, you really should branch out to tonsil tickling if you are serious about making your DI happy.

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