Women are evil

2008-06-20 16:16:15

#1

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5979|Washington DC

I came to this conclusion during my flight from Chicago back to DC. During my trip there, I noticed many fine looking women (or "dimes" as it were), especially this one hot redheaded chick at the airport. And this flight attendant. But I digress.

Women can get ANY guy they want, no matter how dumpy or harpoon-worthy you are there is always some guy willing to nail anything.

Men on the other hand, are not so fortunate. In related matters, a woman can bitch and moan all she wants to her boyfriend/husband and the guy puts up with it cause, hey, it's better than masturbation. But if a guy was constantly nagging, he'd be wanking into the toilet in a split second. "Honey could you buy me those shoes"? always passes. "Hey babe could you buy me that Corvette"? will get you a slap.

Girl hits a man, she's a psycho bitch. Guy hits a girl, 10 years in the clink (referring to self-defense here).

Guys have to serve in the military if there's a draft. Not women

Women can screw the boss and get a promotion. If a guy went up to his boss and said "Hey Jay, I just wanted to say that your shirt is very flattering and brings out your amazing muscular build and girth," he'd get fired.

Women do feel SOME pain when kicked in the genital area, but nowhere near as much as a man.

Women only have to use bathroom stalls, while men are sometimes forced to either stand at a urinal between two other guys (and nothing separating each urinal) or piss their pants.

I call for a manly revolution! Who's with me?!

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-06-20 16:16:29)

2008-06-20 16:18:49

#2

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6861|Alberta, Canada

Amen.

Last edited by Ryan (2008-06-20 16:19:17)

2008-06-20 16:19:42

#3

usmarine2: Banned; +233|5808|Dublin, Ohio

teen angst...rofl

2008-06-20 16:19:57

#4

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6215|Winland

That's why I stay away from them evil creatures.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-06-20 16:19:58

#5

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5979|Washington DC

usmarine2 wrote:
teen angst...rofl

when did you come back from the grave?

2008-06-20 16:20:15

#6

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|6544|London (At Heart)

Sex isnt that hard to get.

Fuck buddies are win.

Last edited by Shem (2008-06-20 16:20:31)

2008-06-20 16:21:45

#7

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6861|Alberta, Canada

Shem wrote:
Sex isnt that hard to get.

Fuck buddies are win.

Until you realize they are transsexual.

2008-06-20 16:22:17

#8

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6582|Area 51

lol. Where any of these things mentioned from own experience? ^ ^

2008-06-20 16:27:24

#9

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6574|Kent, UK

I'd join you in that manly revolution, but i gots to do ma chores first. Wash up, clean the clothes, do ironing and cook dinner. Then I'm good

2008-06-20 16:28:03

#10

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5979|Washington DC

RDMC wrote:
lol. Where any of these things mentioned from own experience? ^ ^

Pff fuck no

if i had actual experience, like i said, i'd be willing to put up with it because it's better than masturbation

2008-06-20 16:35:04

#11

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5931|...

...yes you poor, poor men...

...

2008-06-20 16:48:31

#12

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6773|Scotland

I see where you are coming from, and I can tell it's not exactly been a nice year/life/week/day. Women are the destruction of men; and the saviour. It's hard to comprehend that such a complicated human being can be the key to your life or the knife to your heart, I guess we just work that way. You learn the hard way, one day or the next.

USMarine, I guess, finds it appropriate to laugh, fair enough - but I can guarantee he has had a time in his life where he thought just like this, or he will reach it. We aren't perfect and you have to do what you can with the life you have.

My advice to you - don't look back on a missed opportunity, look forward to a new beginning. The more you resent not doing something or caring about missing something, the worse your life will get. I resent lots of things I have done, I wish I could turn back time; but fact is, I can't. So I forget the shit that hits me in the face each day and keep walking against the current.

Women are women, there is no other description.

2008-06-20 16:52:21

#13

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6650

Ryan wrote:
Shem wrote:
Sex isnt that hard to get.

Fuck buddies are win.
Until you realize they are transsexual.

Well that won't take long.

2008-06-20 17:00:10

#14

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6308|Éire

HurricaИe wrote:
I came to this conclusion during my flight from Chicago back to DC. During my trip there, I noticed many fine looking women (or "dimes" as it were), especially this one hot redheaded chick at the airport. And this flight attendant. But I digress.

Women can get ANY guy they want, no matter how dumpy or harpoon-worthy you are there is always some guy willing to nail anything.

Men on the other hand, are not so fortunate. In related matters, a woman can bitch and moan all she wants to her boyfriend/husband and the guy puts up with it cause, hey, it's better than masturbation. But if a guy was constantly nagging, he'd be wanking into the toilet in a split second. "Honey could you buy me those shoes"? always passes. "Hey babe could you buy me that Corvette"? will get you a slap.

Girl hits a man, she's a psycho bitch. Guy hits a girl, 10 years in the clink (referring to self-defense here).

Guys have to serve in the military if there's a draft. Not women

Women can screw the boss and get a promotion. If a guy went up to his boss and said "Hey Jay, I just wanted to say that your shirt is very flattering and brings out your amazing muscular build and girth," he'd get fired.

Women do feel SOME pain when kicked in the genital area, but nowhere near as much as a man.

Women only have to use bathroom stalls, while men are sometimes forced to either stand at a urinal between two other guys (and nothing separating each urinal) or piss their pants.

I call for a manly revolution! Who's with me?!

I have to argue that we have it better when it comes to pissing; ever notice the ridiculous lines at the ladies bathroom at a concert or crowded club? Having said that women overcome this obstacle by fluttering their eyelashes, flicking their hair and putting on a cutesy voice before cutting ahead of the guys to use the gents' cubicles...could you imagine if us guys decided we were going to use the ladies because the gents was full!?

It's a primal thing really, women have what we want so we chase it like dogs in heat but when you manage to attain an alpha male position i.e. rich, of high status, popular, powerful etc. then the women will chase after you.

2008-06-20 17:11:43

#15

Home: Section.80; +447|6865|Seattle, Washington, USA

Yeah, I would rather piss in the urinal, even under those conditions, than sit on those nasty ass public shitters. Although who knows, they're probably not as gross in womens' bathrooms.

And while I agree with a lot of your posts, women also have the disadvantage of not being taken seriously a lot. I mean sexism is a lot more serious towards women.

2008-06-20 17:15:58

#16

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5979|Washington DC

Home wrote:
Yeah, I would rather piss in the urinal, even under those conditions, than sit on those nasty ass public shitters. Although who knows, they're probably not as gross in womens' bathrooms.

And while I agree with a lot of your posts, women also have the disadvantage of not being taken seriously a lot. I mean sexism is a lot more serious towards women.

At O'Hare they have the greatest engineering feat known to mankind in the toilet stalls. The seats are ALWAYS covered with that lining, and you just wave your hand infront of this thing and it automatically changes the sheet to a fresh one. Fucking amazing; I was NOT scared to take a shit in that stall to say the least.

2008-06-20 17:17:59

#17

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6686|mexico

Home wrote:
And while I agree with a lot of your posts, women also have the disadvantage of not being taken seriously a lot. I mean sexism is a lot more serious towards women.

also periods and child birth aren't to fun. not only is sexism a problem coming from men, but women in the workplace are more likely to help a male colleague than a female one (ie: transferring sales calls).

2008-06-20 17:26:46