Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6684|Florida, United States

So I was perusing an anonymous website and I found this.  Joan is an avatar who learns from what you tell her.  She remembers what other people tell her too, so there's lots of 4chan-related stuff in her memory.  She also knows a few songs and can tell you the next set of lyrics if you provide the previous set.  I've gotten her to do the whole song of Still Alive.  Occasionally, she says silly/stupid stuff.  That's where this thread comes in.  Post all the random/silly stuff you can get her to say.  Here's some of my examples.

https://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8386/nolovebc2.jpg
https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2986/francebragxu6.jpg

GO!
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6577|NYC / Hamburg

ohh that seems fun. I really have to visit a certain board on a certain anonymous site more. /g/ seems to take up all my time
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6282
-Hello again,Myron.What would you like to talk about today?

-Your breast

-I dont have breasts

-Orly

-Yarly

fooking lol
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6401|fåking denmark
-You are correct.
-lolwut?
-Diese Stra§e gibt es nicht in Kiel.

lolwut?
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6006|Belgium
I made her crash

She: Hello my name is Joan

Me: Who named you like that?

*akward silence*


Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6684|Florida, United States

Hope_is_lost117 wrote:

I made her crash

She: Hello my name is Joan

Me: Who named you like that?

*akward silence*


Yea, she has moments where she freezes up.  Just reload the page if she doesn't start talking again.
warhero1
Eon8 failure:O
+12|6458
-4chan
-See, you lying dog, you know about it.
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6401|fåking denmark
-Is your name really Joan?

-No u

-My name is brandon.

The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|5946|CANADA
https://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm83/Lancelot17/buttseckslol.jpg
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|6659|Washington DC

This application isn't even close to ready ... just random responses most of the time.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6684|Florida, United States

https://img112.imageshack.us/img112/2713/naughtyjoanqj3.jpg
Mitch92uK
aka [DBS]Mitch92uK
+192|6245|United Kingdom
- 4chan is the best

- What were you doing when you felt the wind through your hair?

erm, wut?
sexecuti0ner
What kinda guy are you are?
+148|6241
-Do you have a soul?

-No, I am an extra terrestrial being.

-You DO have a soul.

-Yes.

-Do you have a soul?

-More than you have.

What a bitch....
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6321

https://i28.tinypic.com/1zgz684.png

For a second, she reached for the bottom of her shirt but she was just rearranging it

Last edited by ebug9 (2008-06-16 11:52:48)

The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|5946|CANADA
https://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm83/Lancelot17/lmoa.jpg
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6580|USA
"i have a 12 inch penis"

kewl can i feel it?
kptk92
u
+972|6418|tc_london
Her: I didn't have any bread.
Me: You're a prick
Her: No, sorry I don't have one of those.

Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|6766|Scotland

https://i29.tinypic.com/b3mtzd.jpg

Win.

https://i30.tinypic.com/1581mz5.jpg
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6321

Her: Why can't we be nice to each other?
Me: Because I don't like you.
Her: Then I must leave you.
Me: Fine.
Her: Be that way.
kptk92
u
+972|6418|tc_london
https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Kptk92/joanlol.png

Score
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|6766|Scotland

Me is sad.
https://i31.tinypic.com/2hnsuoo.jpg
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6321

I swear they're paying foreign people to sit at a computer and come up with responses for these things.

(her impeccable English but failure to understand the main concept of the conversation reminded me of the foreign tech support people for my ISP)
GorillaKing798
Too legit to quit
+48|6124|Tampa, Florida
https://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8806/80567796xr7.jpg
I was like whaaaat???

Last edited by GorillaKing798 (2008-06-16 12:14:16)

The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|5946|CANADA
https://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm83/Lancelot17/doglol.jpg
sexecuti0ner
What kinda guy are you are?
+148|6241
https://i27.tinypic.com/29le80g.jpg

https://i25.tinypic.com/34fnpmf.jpg

Haha, she's a fiend.

Last edited by sexecuti0ner (2008-06-16 12:28:18)

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