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2008-06-12 11:47:20
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6492|so randum
Inspired by this thread  - http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=103023.

I've got 3.

Woke up in a bush about 4 miles from my house.

Woke up, strapped to a chair with a collection of belts and bottle caps in my eyes (was lying in bed like this haha)

Woke up in a bus stop near my house, wearing jeans, shoes, and an Ireland flag around my chest.



Post yours up!

Last edited by FatherTed (2008-06-12 11:52:47)

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2008-06-12 11:49:28
kptk92
u
+972|6400|tc_london
Woke up crying. I mean, what the hell provokes that?!
2008-06-12 11:50:48
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6492|so randum

kptk92 wrote:

Woke up crying. I mean, what the hell provokes that?!
You know when you sit down, and it hurts...
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2008-06-12 11:51:41
l41e
Member
+677|6641

Woke up in the bathroom naked...when I was like six.

How the hell, I'll never know.
2008-06-12 11:51:44
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6100|Birmingham, UK

FatherTed wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

Woke up crying. I mean, what the hell provokes that?!
You know when you sit down, and it hurts...
I think we've all been there...
2008-06-12 11:51:54
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6304

Kneeling beside my bed with face still on the pillow.
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122
2008-06-12 11:52:22
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6492|so randum

SEREVENT wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

Woke up crying. I mean, what the hell provokes that?!
You know when you sit down, and it hurts...
I think we've all been there...
Not me.

I'm a giver, not a taker.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2008-06-12 11:54:56
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6472|Sheffield-England
I woke up on the stairs
2008-06-12 11:57:30
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|5966|England

When I was 6/7 i went sleep walking when we stayed in a travel lodge

i woke up outside someone elses room

didn't think

tried to open door, started knocked

some man came to it and I was like "wrong one lol"

mum came out looking for me

then it was lol

and i went back bed

was scary though
2008-06-12 12:00:58
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6100|Birmingham, UK
For me? On the floor after i fell out of my bed on holiday. I was laughing too

Also, i woke up playing my PS2 agesssss ago, at 2 am, and i remember going to bed at like... 11.
2008-06-12 12:02:44
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6563|USA
woke up with my head at the wrong side of the bed, with a TV tray over my stomach. thats it.
2008-06-12 12:32:52
hawaythelads
We are PREMIER LEAGUE!
+84|6479|Newcastle Upon Tyne.
I woke up in a house 15 miles from my house with 20 people around that i didnt know with no money...Still dont know how i got there.
2008-06-12 12:36:11
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6341|Belfast
i woke up on the toliet,
it was like 2AM
i was like
lolwtf

i went back to bed and never spoke of it again
2008-06-12 12:36:28
Benzin
Member
+576|5991
Woke up with my face on a toilet seat with a vague memory of how I got there.
2008-06-12 12:41:55
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6563|USA

CapnNismo wrote:

Woke up with my face on a toilet seat with a vague memory of how I got there.
aids?
2008-06-12 12:43:53
Brasso
member
+1,549|6623

woke up on the floor, in reverse position as to how you normally sleep
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
2008-06-12 12:44:42
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6394|dm_maidenhead

SamTheMan:D wrote:

When I was 6/7 i went sleep walking when we stayed in a travel lodge

i woke up outside someone elses room

didn't think

tried to open door, started knocked

some man came to it and I was like "wrong one lol"

mum came out looking for me

then it was lol

and i went back bed

was scary though
Sam said lol when he was 6/7, awesome .

The other week a couple of us went to a park to have a BBQ after school as weather was nice, had some drinks, I drank most of a bottle of vodka and woke up lying outside my gf's work (pharmacy)

She was like "Peter, Peter.." getting all embarrassed because its outside a row of shops and there were quite a few people there lol.

She took me back to her house though and I just went to sleep on her bed and her sister fed me skittles when I woke up .
2008-06-12 13:24:13
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6588
I will break my 2 month silence for this post...actually just because I feel like being a contributing member of this community.

Woke up on a bed, laying sideways across it with blood on my hands and chest with 5 other guys.  (yea, that was a bit weird...even for me)

Woke up next to a girl, saw her face and proceeded to almost vomit, then curled up in the fetal position at the foot of the bed.

+ Many other nights that I've forgotten and probably don't want to remember.

Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2008-06-12 13:24:50)

2008-06-12 13:28:47
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6486|N. Ireland
That'd be waking up in the exact same position I went to sleep in - except my head was were my feet were and my feet were were my head was.
2008-06-12 13:33:52
i g
Banned
+876|5856|GA

i don't believe i've ever woken up in any precarious positions.
2008-06-12 14:01:50
Benzin
Member
+576|5991

Ender2309 wrote:

CapnNismo wrote:

Woke up with my face on a toilet seat with a vague memory of how I got there.
aids?
aids? wtf?

I was drinking a lot of whiskey sour. Jack Daniels with cheap whiskey sour mix. Bad combo. Apparently I drank pretty much all the mix in a 1.5L bottle and I was mixing them half and half.

I remember going into the kitchen and passing out on the linoleum floor. Cold floors are great when you're wasted. Then I vaguely remember (confirmed by my friend) crawling about 3 meters to the bathroom and then vomiting in my friend's sink and then his toilet and then stayed in the bathroom for about 2.5 to 3 hours waking up only to vomit. And switching positions from the cheek on the toilet seat (so it's easier to puke) to lying on the cold floor of the bathroom.

Woke up after I was out of juice and crawled back to the coach to die. Almost. Woke up the next morning before everyone else and went to the bathroom to discover that the sink was clogged with my vomit. Locked the door and had to stick my hand in and break up all the shit clogging the drain. Yea - that was fucking fun ...
2008-06-12 14:12:49
chittydog
less busy
+586|6827|Kubra, Damn it!

Woke up in the front yard with no shoes and toliet paper wrapped around me.

Woke up in the kitchen in a pool of vomit and urine (all mine... i think).

Woke up on my friend's couch wearing only my underpants and left sock. Last thing I remember was being at Dave & Buster's (a local bar/arcade for adults).

Woke up on another friend's living room floor with a permanent marker mustache, wearing lipstick and with a full tray of brownies shoved down the back of my pants.
2008-06-12 14:29:43
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6709|Riva, MD
Went to sleep on the top bunk, woke up on the floor.  Not the first time that's happened but every other time I've woken up.  I did it on a field trip once and woke up the entire house.

Went to sleep doing homework while I had my binder on my lap and a blanket over me while I was sitting over a heat vent, then I woke up still in the sitting position.
2008-06-12 14:33:14
Brasso
member
+1,549|6623

kylef wrote:

That'd be waking up in the exact same position I went to sleep in - except my head was were my feet were and my feet were were my head was.
Same thing I did, except I was on the floor.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
2008-06-12 14:56:40
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6554|Southampton, UK

Stairs

In a bath (not mine)

Bustop

Bush

 

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