BF2S Forums Cheating a Drug Test

Are they taking a urine sample, hair sample, etc...?

Add salt to the test. It will make the urine less concentrated and a high salt urine sample is normal. You may be told after the results that you need to cut back on your salt intake, but that will be normal.


edit: actually, this is a good place to start:

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/tes … _faq.shtml

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-05-30 23:55:29)

Yeah, I did consider it.  But according to the majority of sources I've found so far, the lab will check the temperature of the urine and you will either fail or have to retake the test if it isn't within normal parameters, both of which look bad to the people hiring you.

SenorToenails wrote:

Where are you applying?

A gun club.  I don't know if these are prevalent outside the south, but it's like a country club with skeet shooting and rifle ranges instead of a golf course.

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

They sell things called total cleanse kits or something similar at head shops and they run about $50. It makes you feel like you have the flu and you might get diarrhea. It will completely clean you out.

Doing something stupid like contaminating a test or wearing a fake dick belt will make you fail... hard.

www.sfgate.com wrote:

Under Texas law, using a substance or device to try to falsify drug test results is a Class B misdemeanor, which carries a maximum penalty of 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.

Men caught using Whizzinator at urine tests

Holy shit and I glad you said that.  I was going to try that salt thing.  +1 man, you probably just saved me some jail time.

you should have a friend who has no intention of getting hired apply.  Let him figure out what test they will do.

I got hired at this place with a piss test where they used an acidity stick looking thing right there in the office.  I had the bathroom all to myself.  It was a cheap, weak ass test,  I could tell at work alot of them were pot heads or druggies.

Strap a bag of someone else's urine to your inner thigh or something. Hopefully that'll keep the temperature up.

http://www.whizzinator.com/

Last edited by Eye-GiZzLe (2008-05-31 21:07:33)

piss a little into the toilet first. the THC settles in your bladder, and is among the piss to leave your body. usually you'll only need a couple of hundred milliliters, and if your drinking lots of water, (or Cranberry juice), you should have no problem letting that extra go before you give your sample.

This works. I had smoked pretty heavy at a party 2 weeks prior to piss testing for 2 different jobs. now, being that THC takes 30 to leave your body completely, (for "now and then tokers"), I knew I was fucked. Went to the first one, after drinking a SHITLOAD of cran juice, pissed into the cup first, then the rest into the toilet.

My buddy told me about how the THC settles, and when I went into my second appointment, (same place. two different jobs, freaky coincidence), I pissed about a cup into the toilet, the filled the sample cup to the line, and held the rest, (they may leave you alone, but they CAN hear you. And if your starting and stopping, it sounds fishy).

bottom line, failed the test for the first job, passed the test for the second job. better job anyway.

Oh, and DO NOT TRY TO "FAKE" THE TEST OR USE SOMEBODY ELSE'S URINE. they do temp. it, and like I said, they can hear whats going on, and they know what pissing normally sounds like, and what not. And, don't count on flushing the "Evidence", as most places have a switch to shut off the john so you cant.
Plus if you  accidentally pop the balloon trying to keep it warm, you've pissed your pants.

BlackKoala wrote:

avman633 wrote:

It takes marijuana 30 days for it to be completely removed from your body. I'm sorry but I don't think you can cheat a urine test. I do/ used to do urine tests. Didn't find a way you can cheat them.

Holy ignorant poster, Batman!

Maryjane remnants can stay in your system for months, and it won't completely be gone for years.  Hair tests can go back several months on THC, depending on your usage.

I passed mine after smoking, I just drink about 1.5-2 gallons of water and gatorade a day, sweated like a pig for three days, and exercised like a muthafucka for a few days.  Came out clean as a whistle.

Informed Informant wrote:

Drug                             Approximate Detection Time in Urine using EMIT
Cannabinoids                                          3-30 days

Edit: _{source: http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/tes … aq.shtml#1}

Last edited by Zilla (2008-05-31 21:39:49)

ok heres the ticket look on the web and buy this stuff.   i use it monthly for piss test, i smoke daily have for many yrs. i havent failed in 2 yrs using this.  Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Formula 4.0   it comes with a heater just warm it up then apply heater. i hide it in my pants so they have no clue im taking anything it with me when being tested. (this works as long as no one is watching you pee in the cup)

i go in and pour it in the sample cup,then piss in the toilet so it seems like a normal thing.  i had it off to the tester,flush then wash my hands like any other time.  the stuff works for the cheap dip strips and works if sent to a lab. a local head shop sells it here for 30 $

ive tried those detox crap and they dont  work if you smoke a lot or are over weight.  ive use this to pass at drs, jobs etc.

this is where i order mine from.

http://www.allstarcigars.com/Quick_Fix_ … e_4_0.html