DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

Since it's Friday, I thought I'd make some copy pasta served with my own sauce, and reintroduce the art of fist pumping to the community.

As all of you probably know, fist pumping has been around for ages. Well, at least ever since Euro-techno was introduced to the music industry (also known as the apocalypse of good music, or "Neon Sunday"). The following text will give you, dear reader, an insight to what fist pumping really is, and guidelines to what you yourself can do to be a hardcore fist pumper (read: douche).

Wikipedia wrote:

The fist pump is a celebratory gesture in which a closed fist is raised before the torso and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion. The fist pump is frequently carried out in parts of the Western Hemisphere, Europe, and Japan (where it is known as guts pose) to denote enthusiasm, exuberance, or success and may be accompanied by a similarly energetic exclamation or vociferation. The gesture may be executed once or in a rapid series.
However, this topic is concentrating on fist pumping to music. Besides, wikipedia failed to mention where the notorious Guido fist pump originates from. New Jersey.

The following is a guide to pumping fist:

https://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9156/fistpumpinky1.gif

So, now that you have the basics down, let's go to variations:

https://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6264/fistpumpprintfv6.jpg

My personal favorite is the submarine. Stylish. Very stylish indeed.

urbandictionary.com wrote:

Fist pumping is an arm motion made during intense moments of musical euphoria, defined by the outward thrusting of the fist and flexing in-between repetitions. Usually done in groups of 3 or more. Can also be done inside a moving vehicle for extra style points and honks from random females

1. The beegees techno remix is on... it's fist pump time!

2. At the club, John likes to fist pump his way to the dancefloor

3. The Guido fist pump is part of every successful man's nightlife
How to look like a fist pumper?

Key word: Guido

1. Hair. It needs to be full of gel and defying gravity
2. Complexion. The more you have orange fake tan creme on you, the cooler you think you are, and more likely not to score -> more time to pump that fist. However, scoring is generally what fist pumpers are after anyway. They live a life of paradoxes.
3. Clothes. White shirt, top undone. Amount of buttons undone correlates directly of how much you have pumped iron. Can be replaced by other apparel, tight T:s are a good choice as well.

Amateurs

https://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5333/tommyguidoguyma8.jpg


A Fucking Pro

https://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7303/guidoorangeoh3.jpg


A Veteran Guido Fist Pumper

https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7959/freakrn7.jpg


Now, let's see some fist pumping in action:

Fist pumping in groups for that extra effect:


This guy gets seriously psyched of the beat, the douche. Where's Techno Viking when you need him?


A solo fist pumper looking to mate


The last guy has some great variation, he starts out with the submarine, quickly switching to an over-the-head-motion followed by left-right variations. Fist pumping has never been so.. ..multifaceted!

Have a nice weekend, bf2s.commies, and don't let me catch you pumping your fists and looking like Guidos, unless it's for comedic value - then it's ok.

Sources:
http://www.guidofistpump.com/
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … mp&r=f
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_pump
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Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|6690|Scotland
lol.

How did the term "guido" come about?
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6702|St. Andrews / Oslo

haha, that's awesome
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Benzin
Member
+576|5969
Guido is what the Mexicans call white people. Not sure how it got moved over to this category, though. I prefer the word "tool".
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|6681|Sweden
I might actually go fist-pumping tonight
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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You, my internets buddy, have been stamping too much with Leroy.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6358|New York
Guido's make me lol
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6702|St. Andrews / Oslo

Would just like to point out that it's acceptable in some situations.


Example: Start of Muse's Knight's of Cydonia

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DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6433|cuntshitlake

I know I possibly can't ever be as cool as that, and it makes me sad
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wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6430|UK
Guidos are awesome!
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6364|The Gem Saloon
Don, this just seriously made my morning....thank you sir.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6644|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The Americans will never learn how to dance to "our" music.  Them guido's should stick to rap and leave the dance alone to proper professionals like me.  I bet they don't even have a licence to dance do they? Nuh
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6444|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DeathUnlimited wrote:

I know I possibly can't ever be as cool as that, and it makes me sad
Ah, but you can. All you need is plenty of Koskenkorva Vodka and the local Überclub, and vi-ola! You are surrounded by single moms who just adore you
chittydog
less busy
+586|6805|Kubra, Damn it!

CapnNismo wrote:

Guido is what the Mexicans call white people. Not sure how it got moved over to this category, though. I prefer the word "tool".
No it's not. Mexicans call white people "guero" not guido.

Guido is a racial slur for Italians.
DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6433|cuntshitlake

Ultrafunkula wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

I know I possibly can't ever be as cool as that, and it makes me sad
Ah, but you can. All you need is plenty of Koskenkorva Vodka and the local Überclub, and vi-ola! You are surrounded by single moms who just adore you
I would need a lot of Koskenkorva down my throat to dare and step in there.
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6602|Finland

Jenspm wrote:

Would just like to point out that it's acceptable in some situations.
True. Metal/Rock gigs are in my personal opinion acceptable places to pump fist.

@ Ultrafunkula: I'd go to that place only if threatened at gunpoint. I mean, goddamn, what a dump!

Parker wrote:

Don, this just seriously made my morning....thank you sir.
I aim to please. You.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6444|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DeathUnlimited wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

I know I possibly can't ever be as cool as that, and it makes me sad
Ah, but you can. All you need is plenty of Koskenkorva Vodka and the local Überclub, and vi-ola! You are surrounded by single moms who just adore you
I would need a lot of Koskenkorva down my throat to dare and step in there.

DonFck wrote:

@ Ultrafunkula: I'd go to that place only if threatened at gunpoint. I mean, goddamn, what a dump!
Oh, come on guys. A little sportsmanship here It's not that much of a dump. I mean come on! Well...Seagulls can't be wrong so a dump must be a good place and this-is-teh-shit! I'm confusing myself right here, but let's leave it at that. The dancefloor is the best part. My livingroom is probably bigger and everybody is just pouring sweat as they dance against eachother. Best place to score in town and you won't be able to leave empty handed no matter how ugly you are And they have unorganized surprise wrestling matches occasionally there too! Which the 7ft, or something like that, tall bouncer rushes to interrupt when some killjoy goes telling. This is the must-see place I promised to take IG to if he ever get's his weedy ass to Finland
So when are we guys going?

Edits: O! And if you happen to go on a night when DJ Brenque is playing, he is more wasted than the clubbers almost every time. And since we got into music, they have Haddaway! And other golden disco classics too!

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-05-30 07:45:43)

Lynx14
Member
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Ahahahahaha why does fist pumping remind me of numa-numa.
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Jasonb0718
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chittydog wrote:

Guido is a racial slur for Italians.
This is what I've always known it to mean too.  And isn't "gringo" another one mexicans call white people?  Cuz lots of mexicans used to call me that and I never really knew what it meant, I just figured it was some sort of slur against white americans.
chittydog
less busy
+586|6805|Kubra, Damn it!

Jasonb0718 wrote:

chittydog wrote:

Guido is a racial slur for Italians.
This is what I've always known it to mean too.  And isn't "gringo" another one mexicans call white people?  Cuz lots of mexicans used to call me that and I never really knew what it meant, I just figured it was some sort of slur against white americans.
Yeah, gringo is the famous one, but they use quero too. I see where he got confused because a lot of white people think Mexicans are saying quedo since they roll that R really fast. And quedo looks a lot like quido.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6644|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Them spikey haired, bronze tanned, fick mufa fuckers need to do some "fist pump dancing" to DJ27 - Yes thats right kiddies disco's are back on in my house as only this very week my cd mixers, amp, sub and speakers have started working again.  Report to the living room floor.  Wooop Woooop
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|6501|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
Fucking retards, they look like a gay version of gabbers.
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1927 wrote:

Yes thats right kiddies disco's are back on in my house as only this very week my cd mixers, amp, sub and speakers have started working again.  Report to the living room floor.  Wooop Woooop
disco back .................

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