The man who slept with 1,000 cars

2008-05-24 10:37:16

#1

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6475|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

Sorry if this has been posted already.

http://hotlist.uk.msn.com/

'Edward Smith, who hails from Washington state in the US, claims he has never been attracted to men or women. He lost his vehicular virginity aged 15 and shares a house with his current girlfriend – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.'

LOL

2008-05-24 10:37:48

#2

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6633

... I bet he put it right in the exhaust, doggy-style.

2008-05-24 10:57:05

#3

Phatmatt: Vroom Vroom; +298|6190|Canada

oh...

dear....

god....

2008-05-24 10:59:27

#4

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6578|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Phatmatt wrote:
oh...

dear....

god....

What...

the...

fuck...

2008-05-24 11:01:35

#5

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6844|Alberta, Canada

Those poor, poor, violated cars...

2008-05-24 11:04:05

#6

']['error: Banned; +630|6645|The Netherlands

Gooners wrote:
... I bet he put it right in the exhaust, doggy-style.

2008-05-24 11:04:54

#7

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6552|Scotland

What the flying FUCK.

2008-05-24 11:11:14

#8

kptk92: u; +972|6409|tc_london

I don't even want to know

2008-05-24 11:18:12

#9

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6198|Winland

Welcome to earth, where there's a fetish for everything!

I know a dendrophile and a zoophile IRL.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-05-24 11:19:09

#10

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6133|Carnoustie, Scotland

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Welcome to earth, where there's a fetish for everything!

I know a dendrophile and a zoophile IRL.

What's an dendrophile

I'm not going to google it.

2008-05-24 11:21:04

#11

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6844|Alberta, Canada

Funky_Finny wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
Welcome to earth, where there's a fetish for everything!

I know a dendrophile and a zoophile IRL.
What's an dendrophile

I'm not going to google it.

A person who sexually interacts with trees.

2008-05-24 11:22:15

#12

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6198|Winland

Funky_Finny wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
Welcome to earth, where there's a fetish for everything!

I know a dendrophile and a zoophile IRL.
What's an dendrophile

I'm not going to google it.

A dendrophile.

Someone who's attracted to trees and wood.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-05-24 11:27:37

#13

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6654

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
Welcome to earth, where there's a fetish for everything!

I know a dendrophile and a zoophile IRL.
What's an dendrophile

I'm not going to google it.
A dendrophile.

Someone who's attracted to trees and wood.

wood, eh?

2008-05-24 11:30:52

#14

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6464|meh-land

does everyone remember the picnic table story?

2008-05-24 11:46:22

#15

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6633

Blehm98 wrote:
does everyone remember the picnic table story?

No, refresh my memory.

2008-05-24 12:01:11

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6622|London, England

Blehm98 wrote:
does everyone remember the picnic table story?

lol

2008-05-24 12:02:34

#17

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6447|Chicago, IL

ow

that must hurt

2008-05-24 12:04:10

#18

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6844|Alberta, Canada

Gooners wrote:
Blehm98 wrote:
does everyone remember the picnic table story?
No, refresh my memory.

A guy was banging his picnic table in his backyard, visible to all his neighbours.

2008-05-24 12:04:55

#19

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6392|fåking denmark

Blehm98 wrote:
does everyone remember the picnic table story?

Don't remind me.

2008-05-24 12:27:35

#20

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6633

Ryan wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Blehm98 wrote:
does everyone remember the picnic table story?
No, refresh my memory.
A guy was banging his picnic table in his backyard, visible to all his neighbours.

Oh yeah! I tried that after I saw that thread. But I got splinters in my willy, and thats a story for next time.

2008-05-24 15:48:26

#21

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6566|Area 51

What teh...dude! Like.......dude!

2008-05-24 15:50:11

#22

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6566|England

RDMC wrote:
What teh...dude! Like.......dude!

QFT!

Welsh like their sheep, Americans like their cars....whats next?

In fact, I dont wana know.

2008-05-24 15:51:40

#23

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|6810|Marathon, Florida Keys

hawt

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2008-05-24 16:23:48

#24

Guy.Buddy.Friend: coks; +71|5867

Snake wrote:
RDMC wrote:
What teh...dude! Like.......dude!
QFT!

Welsh like their sheep, Americans like their cars....whats next?

In fact, I dont wana know.

Asians and their computers.

2008-05-24 16:30:25

#25

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6287|eng

Wat

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