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My weapon of choice is my dick...I'll be carrying it in my trustworthy banana hammock.
I'm not from Canada, so I can't comment on the validity of any of these. They do seem rather rediculous though, especially fuddle duddle. Why wouldn't rather just say "Go to Hell!"
"Get back in your bazoo and bite moose you allophone before I drop my cuffy in your gitch. Get out of The Can and fuddle duddle."
"Get back in your bazoo and bite moose you allophone before I drop my cuffy in your gitch. Get out of The Can and fuddle duddle."
Still don't like it, but that's just me...Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Gee, I'm sorry. Is that better?Smackin_U wrote:
Dude...your choice of text color hurts my eyes.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
I did not need to know that.
Anyway...
BUMP
I think more people need to see this.
I hope I'm not the only one...Altophish wrote:
That probably means that some of you play BF naked sitting in a kiddie pool of pudding, too.
I tip my hat to you. Sounds like you found a good one.SEREMAKER wrote:
I wish right this sec but shes asleep but yeah she understands my needs and fulfills all three - sex , dinner , money in the bank
She doesn't mind you browsing the forums while you go at it huh?SEREMAKER wrote:
I'm getting crazy amount of sex " RIGHT NOW "
Now that's an understanding wife.
Married????SysTray wrote:
What if you don't even have it weekly? I'm not one of those people. I'm also not 0...so what do I put?
Dude...your choice of text color hurts my eyes.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
I did not need to know that.
Anyway...
BUMP
I think more people need to see this.
Edit: I think he should have chosen a different analogy if he really wanted this taken seriously.The Article wrote:
"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes"
ROFL...that's gotta be one of the funniest stories I've ever read.
+1 Fancy
+1 Fancy
Classic...
LOL...I knew there was something very familiar about that pic...just couldn't place it.Marlboroman82 wrote:
larry king with a sweet chain necklaceSmackin_U wrote:
http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/ima … cture1.jpg
I will not be buying it. I played during the beta test and can't say I was all that impressed. I will continue to play BF2 until something different or better comes out.
That's just wrong...but funny joke nonthelessBertster7 wrote:
What's so great about fucking 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
(Works much better spoken)
Looks like 28 to me...NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
Ermm...
I got 27 karma on BF2s.com forums?
Marlboroman82 wrote:
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bullit wrote:
$£$£$£$£
QFTusmarine2005 wrote:
Because of like............money............and stuff.
Edit: Added Marine's quote.
Ok...that's just wrong. LOLPsycho wrote:
I totally agree. Oh, wait, we're talking about BF2, never mind._-_911_-_180891 wrote:
Go for the rear first!
The burner is DVD +/- R...and funny thing is, it's working again...go figure.[TUF]Whiskey_Oktober wrote:
make sure your media is compatable...idk why, but my old HP had a dvd burner on it that would only burn DVD+R, the -R wouldnt work...
Thought it looked familiar...King_County_Downy wrote:
Much better title
Nice...the 1 time I don't check the URL before clicking...funny stuff Marlboro.Marlboroman82 wrote:
sound like this may be your...doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Mine doesn't work even though I instaled that like 12 times. Whenever I get to ~85% complete when installing it says "Install Wizard has failed to install BattleField2142 demo. Please resart from the begining." What should I do?
MOD: link removed. Inappropriate content!
I'd let my dog hang out with him, but then again he is the most anti-social Beagle I've ever come across and he'd probably rip off the guys nut sack.Marlboroman82 wrote:
downy would you let your kids go hang out with him for a weekend? i wouldn't not let my dog roxanne hang out with him.King_County_Downy wrote:
I dunno guys, I think he's kinda cute and charming. He seems like a nice enough guy?
It would serve this guy right if someone from where he lives recognized him from the video and beat the living shit out of him!
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Yes...both play without issue. It's just burning that wont work.silo1180 wrote:
Will a CD and/or DVD play in the drive?
Already tried that...no luck.mattrsch wrote:
Try updating the driver
Right click my computer>properties>Hardware>Device Manager>CD/DVD ROM Drives>Right click your drive>Update Driver
Nothin' huh?
That's Ok, I got nothin' either...
That's Ok, I got nothin' either...
More info...
I started Sonic again, and after about 10 minutes it finally came up. Checked "My Computer" because previously the burner was only showing as a CD drive. For a few seconds after the Sonic app had started working again, the drive was showing correctly as DVD/CD RW, then reverted back to CD Drive. It's like Windows doesn't recognize it as a writable drive.
I started Sonic again, and after about 10 minutes it finally came up. Checked "My Computer" because previously the burner was only showing as a CD drive. For a few seconds after the Sonic app had started working again, the drive was showing correctly as DVD/CD RW, then reverted back to CD Drive. It's like Windows doesn't recognize it as a writable drive.
Alright...for some reason I can't burn CDs/DVDs anymore. I've been using Sonic Record Now and up until recently, it's worked without issue. Lately when I try to run it, it just hangs. So as a work around I just tried to use the Windows CD writing feature, thinking the Sonic app somehow got hosed.
I put a disk in the drive and it wont let me add files or folders. (returns an error..."Unable to create the folder. File system error (16389)"
Preliminary searches indicated it was possibly a virus, so I ran my virus scan (eTrust) and sure enough it found 4 Trojans (not sure why it didn't catch them before...gawd I hate eTrust, but it's a company laptop and that's what we're using). It was able to clean 3 of them, but I had to manually remove the last one.
Burner still wont work. I really don't want to reformat and re-install, but I will if it comes down to it. I tried System Restore, but it fails when I try to restore to a date prior to the create date on the last virus file I removed.
Any ideas would be much appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
I put a disk in the drive and it wont let me add files or folders. (returns an error..."Unable to create the folder. File system error (16389)"
Preliminary searches indicated it was possibly a virus, so I ran my virus scan (eTrust) and sure enough it found 4 Trojans (not sure why it didn't catch them before...gawd I hate eTrust, but it's a company laptop and that's what we're using). It was able to clean 3 of them, but I had to manually remove the last one.
Burner still wont work. I really don't want to reformat and re-install, but I will if it comes down to it. I tried System Restore, but it fails when I try to restore to a date prior to the create date on the last virus file I removed.
Any ideas would be much appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
I have three instances that come to mind.
1. I used to go riding in the sand dunes in Glamis, CA with my family when I was younger. My brother and I were jumping our ATCs, trying to see who could get the most air. We had been there for a good 30 minutes and had accumulated quite a crowd of spectators on either side of the dune watching us jump. A sand rail (dune buggy...FTW) came across the ridge and turned down the back side of the dune we were jumping. I gave him a few minutes to get out of the way and then went full throttle for the lip again. I didn't realize the people waving their arms were trying to stop me and it wasn't until I was airborne that I saw the buggy parked right where I was going to land. The next few seconds went by in slow motion. I was in the air trying to brake (no air brakes on an ATC) and smacked right into the back of the buggy. I was out cold for a few seconds and woke up with the stinger exhaust pipe (sticks straight out the back) under my arm. A few inches over and I would have been corked.
2. I used to work for a demolition company and was operating a huge rock truck (Caterpillar with 8' tires and a ladder to get into the cab), dumping rock and dirt into a 25' deep hole. I didn't brake soon enough when I was backing up to the hole and the truck rolled backwards, unstoppable to the bottom where it stopped on it's tail and teetered back and forth almost flipping over backwards. It would have crushed me if it went over.
3. I was walking in Seattle with my wife and a friend of hers and we were waiting to cross a street. I had my back to the road and was talking to my wife. I took a small step back, thinking I was further from the curb then I actually was. I lost my balance and started to fall backwards into the road just as a bus came by. My wife grabbed my shirt and pulled me back in just in time. The bus was inches from me and moving very fast.
1. I used to go riding in the sand dunes in Glamis, CA with my family when I was younger. My brother and I were jumping our ATCs, trying to see who could get the most air. We had been there for a good 30 minutes and had accumulated quite a crowd of spectators on either side of the dune watching us jump. A sand rail (dune buggy...FTW) came across the ridge and turned down the back side of the dune we were jumping. I gave him a few minutes to get out of the way and then went full throttle for the lip again. I didn't realize the people waving their arms were trying to stop me and it wasn't until I was airborne that I saw the buggy parked right where I was going to land. The next few seconds went by in slow motion. I was in the air trying to brake (no air brakes on an ATC) and smacked right into the back of the buggy. I was out cold for a few seconds and woke up with the stinger exhaust pipe (sticks straight out the back) under my arm. A few inches over and I would have been corked.
2. I used to work for a demolition company and was operating a huge rock truck (Caterpillar with 8' tires and a ladder to get into the cab), dumping rock and dirt into a 25' deep hole. I didn't brake soon enough when I was backing up to the hole and the truck rolled backwards, unstoppable to the bottom where it stopped on it's tail and teetered back and forth almost flipping over backwards. It would have crushed me if it went over.
3. I was walking in Seattle with my wife and a friend of hers and we were waiting to cross a street. I had my back to the road and was talking to my wife. I took a small step back, thinking I was further from the curb then I actually was. I lost my balance and started to fall backwards into the road just as a bus came by. My wife grabbed my shirt and pulled me back in just in time. The bus was inches from me and moving very fast.
DX12???? Do you have an inside scoop or something?jsnipy wrote:
buy some ram now and wait for dx12 before buying a card
Surely I'm not the only vegitarian. The only meat I eat is between her legs, hence my member title.
VAGITARIAN...FTW
VAGITARIAN...FTW
Where's my cookie?
42 is the number of vowels in the OP's original post (excluding Y, which is sometimes a vowel...that confuses me)liquidat0r wrote:
Actually, the answer is 42.
Cookie to the one who gets the reference to the question and the answer
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As for eating a head; Possible? Yes. Likely hood of being tested: None.
PM'd|SoW|BlackFire wrote:
The butterflies on the right is "Butterfly Effect".
I need:
.........
and maybe a few more.
PM'dDsp-CS- wrote:
lol i got 17 so far, cant think, can someone pm and ill find them
PM'd6SaBbOtT6 wrote:
i need the rest above and the big knife....thanks for any help.
Edited to reduce size of quote.
It's not a fish...it's some sort of creature and that's a lagoon it's in.Bahiti wrote:
Ok had the alien one but what is that little fish in the bottom left corner?
Didnt see it until now.
PMedBahiti wrote:
Ok can't find nor think anymore. Need the guys on the stairs, pennies, the tree to the far right, the tunnel, guy with lantern, children dancing, guys with the O's, and very top near the steeple and the crow. Yes I got the crow but there is one more up there.
PMedSuperior Mind wrote:
hey can u tell me what the grimp reaper is?
Hints:
The tunnel in the bottom right...sure is dark in there. You might say there's a complete absence of light.
The man with the telescope...that's not the front of the house
3 guys with the map...seem to be lost, don't they?
Woman with kids...What would a Brit call his mommy?
The tunnel in the bottom right...sure is dark in there. You might say there's a complete absence of light.
The man with the telescope...that's not the front of the house
3 guys with the map...seem to be lost, don't they?
Woman with kids...What would a Brit call his mommy?
PM me the ones you want answers to...Bahiti wrote:
ok this is driving me nuts! I've 32 of fifty. A little help please LOL
Sent...whomperone wrote:
Can somoen PM me the answer for, the grimm reaper, the Bag for the Green M&M the stairs, the two guys, and the guy with the telescope. please and thank you!
Glad to help...I'd post them all, but I don't want to spoil it for those that want to try.
Edit: Spelling
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Check your PMmiancourse69 wrote:
We need the grim reaper and the woman with the kids PLEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Took me 45 minutes,but I got them all...anyone want the answers?
Never heard of it, but I voted for him anyway...good luck to your bro.
Too funny...LOLEricTViking wrote:
Hmmm... No, but if they did a big shit at either end of an alleyway that I was in, I'd feel justified in throwing one of my shoes at them ;-)