Mine are:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
My dick shoots liquid gold
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
My dick shoots liquid gold
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
lol never used it, it won't work but it's funny
lol never used it, it won't work but it's funny
my wife picked me up, so i cant contribute anything.
my serious pick up line:
It's quite warm in here, but I just found the reason. I might think it's you
my fun ones:
Lights on or of?
you must feel pretty good abou yourself now, because you can go out with me.
It's quite warm in here, but I just found the reason. I might think it's you
my fun ones:
Lights on or of?
you must feel pretty good abou yourself now, because you can go out with me.
But what did SHE use as her pick up line?Parker wrote:
my wife picked me up, so i cant contribute anything.
old but funny: "Nice legs. What time do they open?"
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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Wanna fuck?
*edit* No, it's never worked...and Nice tits got my friends ass kicked on night :-)
*edit* No, it's never worked...and Nice tits got my friends ass kicked on night :-)
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Nice tits.
My cock's so big it can fit the whole dictionary on it, want to come to my place so we can put words in your mouth?
lol wierd I know
lol wierd I know
"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
or
"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
or
"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
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you need to keep the lines for yourself, if everyone uses them they arent good anymore
Nice ass, what do ya feed it? cock?
I'm gonna push your shit back two weeks, sweetcheeks!
I may not get your virginity, but can I at least get the box it came in?
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your gonna have sex with me or im going to punch you in the face
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
HEY BABY IM REALLY TALL.....actually pulled a bird with that one
She was probably blind then, otherwise she'd work out you're tall herself and then slap you for pointing it out.{TJM}**generalray wrote:
HEY BABY IM REALLY TALL.....actually pulled a bird with that one
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is that your spaceship outside(pause for effect)it must be because i think your out of this world(pause for drink getting thrown in face)
"I'm attracted to you like flies are attracted to a dead rabbit in a ditch"... melts them every time!
Never really used lines. When I was looking I had a friend that spoke Japanese with me. Make sure you have a good wingman, that's my advice to you!
Never really used lines. When I was looking I had a friend that spoke Japanese with me. Make sure you have a good wingman, that's my advice to you!
My girlfriend did the same, and she didnt really use a pick up line, it was more of a "Hey I put my number in your phone, so you can call me if you want"Parker wrote:
my wife picked me up, so i cant contribute anything.
but Ive always found that "Hey ladies/miss, Im Chris"
roflToilet Sex wrote:
I may not get your virginity, but can I at least get the box it came in?
you wanna fuck or do i owe you an apology?
full open slap soon to follow 80% of the time, the wildness of the girl that accepts the other 20% makes up for it.
full open slap soon to follow 80% of the time, the wildness of the girl that accepts the other 20% makes up for it.
A random one I've seen-
"Was your father a baker? Because you've got a pair of nice looking buns!"
"Was your father a baker? Because you've got a pair of nice looking buns!"
This one always works
"This gun is loaded......get in the car!"
"This gun is loaded......get in the car!"