Poll

Which is the Best Method?

Live Birth36%36% - 13
Laying Eggs16%16% - 6
Marsupials5%5% - 2
Are you insane?41%41% - 15
Total: 36
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7015|Argentina
I know many of you must be thinking this guy is deluded.  But I have this theory since I was a kid.  Is live birth a good evolution?
Most mammals give birth to live young, except for some mammals called monotremes who lay eggs.  There are a few non mammals animals who give birth to live young too, but most of non mammals lay eggs.
There's a group of mammals called marsupials in which the female give birth to live young too but early in the pregnancy, the female has a pouch (marsupium) in which it rears its young through early infancy, so most of the young growth occurs in that pouch.
To give birth to live young, mammals need a period called pregnancy which varies from a few weeks to almost 2 years in some elephants and rhinoceros.  A Human takes almost 9 months to do it.  In that period the body suffers huge changes, and there are many risks associated to the pregnancy and the birth as well.
In the other hand, oviparous lay eggs, with little or no other development within the mother.  This is the reproductive method of many fish, amphybians, reptils, birds and monotremes, most insect and arachnids.
The major risk involved in lying eggs is predation by animals that feed on eggs, which means parents need to be alert all the time.  Some species lay eggs and leave them.  But birds f.i. take care of the egg until the young is born, this process is called incubation, with a need of constant temperature.
So, the question is: Which method is the best?  Live birth or laying eggs.
Smaug
This space for rent
+117|6835|Arlen, Texas
Live birth worked for me!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|7030|PNW

There really is no best method. Insane ftw.

Live birth: Better for species that produce less young. Mother must be killed to get to offspring while in womb.
Eggs: Practical for species that produce many young, especially nomadic ones. Bury and leave. Of course, the lay and protect ones have the extra headache of making sure nothing eats the eggs, or that the eggs aren't damaged.
Marsupials: Meh...to each their own.
Test tube: Bio-ethics headache. No, thanks.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-11-16 05:04:31)

Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6766|Bournemouth, South England
Eggs. Taste nicer than feotus.

Am I insane? Thought I'd voted and replied to this topic already... You re-post it?
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6777|Πάϊ
Laying eggs worked for me!  k0o0t!?!

https://birdhouse.org/blog/images/chickenhead.jpg

lol found this and just couldn't resist

https://www.internetweekly.org/images/bush_chicken_little.jpg

Last edited by oug (2006-11-16 05:47:28)

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Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6703|The Land of Scott Walker

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

There really is no best method. Insane ftw.

Live birth: Better for species that produce less young. Mother must be killed to get to offspring while in womb.
Eggs: Practical for species that produce many young, especially nomadic ones. Bury and leave. Of course, the lay and protect ones have the extra headache of making sure nothing eats the eggs, or that the eggs aren't damaged.
Marsupials: Meh...to each their own.
Test tube: Bio-ethics headache. No, thanks.
Pretty much sums it up.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6726
Live eggs . I ate chicken for dinner last night.
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6839|SE London

Depends on the species and how they live. unnamednewbie put it really quite well.
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6780|...

too many excuses and potential for lack of accountability with eggs
Smaug
This space for rent
+117|6835|Arlen, Texas
forgot about parthenogenesis....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7015|Argentina

Smaug wrote:

forgot about parthenogenesis....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
This is about birth not conception.
Smaug
This space for rent
+117|6835|Arlen, Texas

sergeriver wrote:

Smaug wrote:

forgot about parthenogenesis....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
This is about birth not conception.
Exactly. Reproduction.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7015|Argentina

Smaug wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

Smaug wrote:

forgot about parthenogenesis....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
This is about birth not conception.
Exactly. Reproduction.
The poll is about birth method, not about how the female was fucked.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|7030|PNW

Stingray24 wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

There really is no best method. Insane ftw.

Live birth: Better for species that produce less young. Mother must be killed to get to offspring while in womb.
Eggs: Practical for species that produce many young, especially nomadic ones. Bury and leave. Of course, the lay and protect ones have the extra headache of making sure nothing eats the eggs, or that the eggs aren't damaged.
Marsupials: Meh...to each their own.
Test tube: Bio-ethics headache. No, thanks.
Pretty much sums it up.

Bertster7 wrote:

Depends on the species and how they live. unnamednewbie put it really quite well.
Thanks. I considered including 'partial-hatch abortion' on that list of things, but that's a topic for another thread.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-11-16 16:29:35)

sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7015|Argentina
The best method so far is the Are you insane method.
Sentinel
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
+145|6916|Australia

Smaug wrote:

Live birth worked for me!
QFT.
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6996|Massachusetts.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7015|Argentina

cablecopulate wrote:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.
That's the quote Kramer had in the movie of Woody Allen in Seinfeld.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6948|Tampa Bay Florida

sergeriver wrote:

cablecopulate wrote:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.
That's the quote Kramer had in the movie of Woody Allen in Seinfeld.
I love Seinfeld! 

I like to stop at the duty free shop..... from "The Airport"

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