Dan: At age 71 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Me too! Maybe we were eating them together...scottomus0 wrote:
Id rarther not want to plan my own death thanks.
But to answer the topic.
Scott Anthony Lannon: At age 24 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
Who the fuck eats that shit.
Aaron, At age 24 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
Well considering I'm going into the service (United States Marine Corps), that only surprises me a bit.
Well considering I'm going into the service (United States Marine Corps), that only surprises me a bit.
At age 79 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
KEWL!!!!!
KEWL!!!!!
At age 61 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.INFERNO552 wrote:
At age 21 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
kinda like the guy before me
They dont have alot of variety
Then all is going to plan...Cade: At age 64 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
i would rather die a young man laying in my blood than an old man laying in my piss
At age 60 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
High hopes in life for me then \o/
High hopes in life for me then \o/
Shit, this thing's good - I sleep a lot so this really could happen.Scorpion0x17: At age 52 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
and using my real name:
Erm... ... ...Scott Hill: At age 86 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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That's pretty funny cause I always thought I would die serving my country... just didnt think I would be that old.At age 69 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
At age 24
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
X-Men 17 will be the only decent X-Men movie - shame you're not going to see it...Homeschtar wrote:
Hmm. I guess I'll be going to X-men 17... I thought I had better taste in movies.The Amazing Death Machine wrote:
At age 41 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
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oh wow
At age 37 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
Mariena Daelen: At age 72 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
Oh.. darn.
Oh.. darn.
At age 58 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
At age 58 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
"At age 44 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. "
a bit of a downer :
Trevor: At age 37 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
Trevor: At age 37 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
At age 55 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. Fuck, no more tacos for me
Loco Loki: At age 71 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
At age 38 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
At age 75 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
I need around tree fiddy.
wtf does this mean wachtler: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
does this shit get any worse damn sad way to die
does this shit get any worse damn sad way to die
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It means that this baby has your name on it:wachtler83 wrote:
wtf does this mean wachtler: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
I need around tree fiddy.
oh shit my worst nightmareDonFck wrote:
It means that this baby has your name on it:wachtler83 wrote:
wtf does this mean wachtler: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
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