Blade Runner
"What are you doing?"
"Readjusting your breasts. When you fainted, they fell out of whack"
"What are you doing?"
"Readjusting your breasts. When you fainted, they fell out of whack"
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
"Excuse me, the baby panda, is it fried in honey?"
"Excuse me, the baby panda, is it fried in honey?"
Eat the Rich
"Life is about people. It's about connections. It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures.
It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls."
"Life is about people. It's about connections. It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures.
It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls."
Is it
40 year old virgin
ok a cracking quote here (sorry if it offends anyone)
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
40 year old virgin
ok a cracking quote here (sorry if it offends anyone)
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
From Dusk 'Til Dawn
"I'm with the Evening Star. Can you tell me what happened here?"
"No, and you can quote me."
"I'm with the Evening Star. Can you tell me what happened here?"
"No, and you can quote me."
The mask -good movie
I had buddies die FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK, so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant.
I had buddies die FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK, so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant.
"The Big Lebowski"
New quote:
"I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy."
New quote:
"I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy."
Big Lebowski
"Well you're in the 82nd now!"
"Well you're in the 82nd now!"
ooh, one minute too late
chicken run
"Anything with flashing lights, you know?"
"Anything with flashing lights, you know?"
Shaun of the Dead
"Punch it, baby!"
"Punch it, baby!"
The Getaway?
"Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big! "
"Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big! "
Lol, Spaceballs.
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous that shotguns."
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous that shotguns."
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Godfather
My turn: "What if we kill the first born of every family?" "Hmm, too Jewish."
My turn: "What if we kill the first born of every family?" "Hmm, too Jewish."
Answer: Blazing Saddles
Next one: "If they move, kill 'em!"
Next one: "If they move, kill 'em!"
THe wild Bunch
next one
"I'm a criminal, my word don't mean dick"
next one
"I'm a criminal, my word don't mean dick"
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Next: "Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses." (easy one)
Next: "Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses." (easy one)
Empire Strikes Back
"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!"
"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!"
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Good book shite film IMO
"The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you David."
Good book shite film IMO
"The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you David."
American Werewolf in London
"I don't trust air I can't see."
"I don't trust air I can't see."
Crimson Tide
"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"
"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"
Sin City.
"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds. That, is when the world, will end."
"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds. That, is when the world, will end."
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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Donnie Darko
(posted recently dude:D)
My favorite bit from this film
" Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
(posted recently dude:D)
My favorite bit from this film
" Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
Goonies FTW
Is that hair gel?
Is that hair gel?
something about mary
"Six bucks and my right nut say we're not landing in Chicago."
"Six bucks and my right nut say we're not landing in Chicago."