Shaving My... Special Area! :(

2006-11-05 23:54:30

#26

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6988|Noizyland

Prepare for a month or so of itchyness.

(Be a man - use wax.)

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2006-11-06 00:08:05

#27

OmniDeath: ~; +726|6857

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sorry fancy, i had to.

2006-11-06 00:09:30

#28

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6930

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2006-11-06 00:12:31

#29

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6740|Singapore

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2006-11-06 00:15:14

#30

Sentinel: Cheeseburger Connoisseur; +145|6871|Australia

DonFck wrote:
8. The painful end: This one can make you pass out on the bathroom floor, so be prepared and wear your moms bicycle helmet. Take a picture of yourself standing naked wearing the helmet, this is your most sad moment. Use aftershave that has a highest possible alcohol-content. Spray/slap it on your newly shaved nutsack. This will close the pores, so you won't get a rash or infection after-wards, but will burn for 15 minutes in a way you've never experienced before. Don't say I didn't warn you! Once the burning has eased a bit, moisturizing lotion will be the finishing touch.

LMAO!

That was kickass funny. I dont know why, it just was.

Last edited by Iron_Sentinel (2006-11-06 00:15:30)

2006-11-06 00:17:08

#31

arabeater: Do you have any idea how fooking busy I am?; +49|6894|Colorado Springs, CO

Hey just use some hair clippers without the guard. That works great and its safe. The ladies will appreciate it. You dont wanna shave it all off as it will look like you havent hit pubirty yet. Just a nice putting green is what looks best.

2006-11-06 00:45:39

#32

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6860

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2006-11-06 00:57:13

#33

Sinn_Ah_Taggh: Member; +15|6635|Norway

i hate to sound like some ignorant dumbass,but WHAT THE FUCK,I SAY FUCK, does this have to do with Battlefield 2???????
BTW Donfck: that some really funny shitt,i laughed hard on that one:D

2006-11-06 00:58:09

#34

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6930

Sinn_Ah_Taggh wrote:
i hate to sound like some ignorant dumbass,but WHAT THE FUCK,I SAY FUCK, does this have to do with Battlefield 2???????
BTW Donfck: that some really funny shitt,i laughed hard on that one:D

IT'S THE FUCKING JUNK DRAWER

zomg nub cakes...

2006-11-06 01:01:29

#35

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6933|Melbourne, Australia

ok fellaz thanks for ur advice... im gonna have a go at it later ill let yawl no how it pans out... for now heres a pic of me hope it helps with the mental image of me naked tryin to trim the bushes!

http://img329.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1001014hu1.jpg - 6th 11th 06

2006-11-06 01:02:13

#36

SilentscoutIX: BF2s US Server Admin; +91|6601|Vancouver, BC, Canada

/wrists?
*Edit* zOMG MENTAL PICTURES! *runs around finds gas can, dumps contents on self, lights on fire*

Last edited by SilentscoutIX (2006-11-06 01:03:21)

2006-11-06 01:03:12

#37

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6930

I.M.I Militant wrote:
ok fellaz thanks for ur advice... im gonna have a go at it later ill let yawl no how it pans out... for now heres a pic of me hope it helps with the mental image of me naked tryin to trim the bushes!

http://img329.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1001014hu1.jpg - 6th 11th 06

Women do not like guns.

2006-11-06 01:04:45

#38

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6845|Finland

Remember:

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I vote sticky on my guide!

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-11-06 01:10:41

#39

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6933|Melbourne, Australia

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I.M.I Militant wrote:
ok fellaz thanks for ur advice... im gonna have a go at it later ill let yawl no how it pans out... for now heres a pic of me hope it helps with the mental image of me naked tryin to trim the bushes!

http://img329.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1001014hu1.jpg - 6th 11th 06
Women do not like guns.

meh my girl was fine with it when she came over and everyone allready thinks im a tad phycotic so thel feel alot better about themselfs if they think there right i for 1 KNOW that there right to be suspicious *tsk tsk*

2006-11-06 01:23:50

#40

LT.Commander_DATA: Member; +0|7013

Just wondering from the people that gave this guy advice how many of you actually have done it?
Forum is a good place to get opinions but you should make sure you get your advice from credible sources.
Especially if you are working in that area. Last thing good luck.

2006-11-06 01:30:49

#41

Simon: basically; +838|6871|UK

Use a lawnmower, quick and easy.

2006-11-06 01:36:37

#42

lettuce: site lurkerer; +26|6857|cheshire u.k

i would recomenned putting some talcum powder on the area after you've finished,this sometimes helps reduce itchiness.Also be very,very careful if you use hair removal cream,it is a very sensitive area after all.

2006-11-06 01:46:02

#43

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6933|Melbourne, Australia

my tools are limited guys i have elictric razor and a pair of scissors (i dno where my old fasioned raazor went.. i think it was my brothers who moved out ... hed be pretty pissed if i used it on my special area! )

2006-11-06 01:51:57