I'm curious at what everyone thinks could possibly go wrong between now and the election? I know its impossible to predict life, but why not :-P
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Which election? The one in the Democratic Republic of Congo or the political crisis in Bangladesh?
Sorry, as an American I expect everyone to know what's going on with us :-P
Remember, we have wars to teach ourselves geography.
Remember, we have wars to teach ourselves geography.
I was being tongue in cheek - I knew what you meant - I just wanted to teach you a 'think outside the box' lesson!Harmor wrote:
Sorry, as an American I expect everyone to know what's going on with us :-P
Remember, we have wars to teach ourselves geography.
we are always warned "watch out for the RNC's october surprise!! don't fall for the evil republican trick!!", then every election october, it turns out all the "surprises" seems to come from the DNC headquarters, "OMG, BUSH HAD A DUI!!", "arnold slept with a married woman 30 years ago!!!"
A nuke kills us all and brings the ice (which we never expected btw).
Hasn't that been the same attitude of "A democrat slept with a page in the early 80s too!" or "Clinton got a blowjob!" here?kr@cker wrote:
"arnold slept with a married woman 30 years ago!!!"
arnold didn't transport a juvenile to morocco to circumvent statutory rape laws, and it wasn't about clinton getting a blowjob it was the fact that he committed perjury trying to cover up his relationship while under investigation for sexual assault
Last edited by kr@cker (2006-10-30 06:44:57)
The Republicans will get Osama to release another video the day before the election.
The Dems will try to get the rest of the ADAM's FAMILY to run?
Alien abduction.
Be alittle more specific interwebs is global not just american.Harmor wrote:
I'm curious at what everyone thinks could possibly go wrong between now and the election? I know its impossible to predict life, but why not :-P
Who cares so long as the political ads stop, sheesh.
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Bush will choke on a pretzel but Barney will be no where to be seen.
If the republicans play their cards right they will have our special forces stash and then discover a cashe of WMD's in iraq. Or produce Osamas head on a pike.
Other than that, the Dems are hoping people are going to be into abandoning Iraq to an orgy of murder and mayhem.
If thats what the people want, then the Dems will controll both houses.
Other than that, the Dems are hoping people are going to be into abandoning Iraq to an orgy of murder and mayhem.
If thats what the people want, then the Dems will controll both houses.
Last edited by ATG (2006-10-30 08:43:12)
Yeah, but they'd better remember to hide live WMDs this time. Better yet, hire another Osama look-a-like but this time take him out into an alley and shoot him in cold blood on video.... saves a whole load of actors fees for a lengthy look-alike trial like they did with Saddam, plus it satisfies the most basic American drive: bloodlust.ATG wrote:
If the republicans play their cards right they will have our special forces stash and then discover a cashe of WMD's in iraq. Or produce Osamas head on a pike.
Ok, a real creative guess here...
Bush will invade IRAN, do some crazy executive order chit and declare martial law and the election equivelent of it postponing the election. I believe he's passed/signing billed all the things necessary to facilitate it. let's see how ballsy he really is!
Then, while everyone's waiting for turban wearing gunman to run through our neighborhoods, he'll replace all paper voting machines with diebold machines, then implement his manchurian candidates into secretary of state positions in all the blue states..then return the election process back to us.
Bush will invade IRAN, do some crazy executive order chit and declare martial law and the election equivelent of it postponing the election. I believe he's passed/signing billed all the things necessary to facilitate it. let's see how ballsy he really is!
Then, while everyone's waiting for turban wearing gunman to run through our neighborhoods, he'll replace all paper voting machines with diebold machines, then implement his manchurian candidates into secretary of state positions in all the blue states..then return the election process back to us.
LOL "I believe he's passed/signing billed all the things necessary to facilitate it." Congrats Ironchef!!! +1IRONCHEF wrote:
Ok, a real creative guess here...
Bush will invade IRAN, do some crazy executive order chit and declare martial law and the election equivelent of it postponing the election. I believe he's passed/signing billed all the things necessary to facilitate it. let's see how ballsy he really is!
Then, while everyone's waiting for turban wearing gunman to run through our neighborhoods, he'll replace all paper voting machines with diebold machines, then implement his manchurian candidates into secretary of state positions in all the blue states..then return the election process back to us.
edit: oh shit can't +1 you twice in a day
Last edited by oug (2006-10-30 16:04:43)
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He should do that, then he would show you who a real nazi is.IRONCHEF wrote:
Then, while everyone's waiting for turban wearing gunman to run through our neighborhoods, he'll replace all paper voting machines with diebold machines, then implement his manchurian candidates into secretary of state positions in all the blue states..then return the election process back to us.
Last edited by Miller (2006-10-30 16:07:35)
Aliens classify us as an infectious disease and subject our home system to demolition...or some theoretical physicist discovers that he can control the matter of the universe with the power of his mind, and destroys us all.
Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-10-30 16:09:47)
George bush will finally have anal sex with tony blair
I thought an advanced race would be peaceful! Oh wait, that's the hippies.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Aliens classify us as an infectious disease and subject our home system to demolition...or some theoretical physicist discovers that he can control the matter of the universe with the power of his mind, and destroys us all.
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