Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7003|Noizyland

The Forklift is the one veichle I switch to third person view to drive. It's an unstable little thing isn't it, every time you stear a corner it feels like it's going to fall on it's side.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Mushroomcar
I L0v3 C4k3
+18|6948|Sweden
I agree with all of you:)
The forklift is the funniest vehicle in the game. It's so fun when someone sits on the fork with an RPG, and then we go for tankhunting:P

Last edited by Mushroomcar (2005-12-28 14:33:01)

Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6922|San Francisco
Has anyone ever played Escape Velocity?  It was a primarily Mac-based space mission game that was really engrossing.  One of the easter eggs in the game was the ability to unlock the "Forklift" cannon.  You'd fire a forklift and it would explode on contact, nuking everything in the system you were in.
When you unlocked it, a small clip from one of the Mystery Science 3000 episodes played...Tom singing "And they triiiied to kill me with a Forklift!"
That clip should play any time someone gets run over by one.

http://tapevault.tripod.com/Sounds/forklift.wav -- link to the sound
0mikr0n
Airborne Clan
+19|6924
Lol I can just imagine two-pronging someone into a wall. And since the physics engine is a little psycho in most FPS games, I'm sure it'll probably shove them into it like a staplegun.

Last edited by 0mikr0n (2005-12-31 15:14:07)

Ryker
Member
+13|6732
Wat is the little picture for "Most played Forklift" or Quadbike and JetSki? They'd be funny.

I'm still looking for the forkilft, i never go on night maps and if i do i quit in a few minutes cause i get annoyed with the greenscreen.
Asianwaste
Member
+7|6733
The Armored Fury Sports Car and Semi Truck's got the forklift beat IMO
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6747|Adelaide, South Australia

Someone should make a Forklift Operator Ribbon for teh forums
Bratwurstschnecke
Member
+77|6904|respawn screen
I finally did it...
https://img93.imageshack.us/img93/51/forkliftkillrk8.jpg
Trel
Member
+70|6905
If only you could vehicle drop a forkilft... that would be the definition of 'own'.
Good to be back.
']['error
Banned
+630|6872|The Netherlands
ROFL! forklift FTW!
i never play SF but i think im going to play it very much now!

favorite vehicle: forklift
k/d ratio:           10.91
time used:         120h

the one who has stats like that gets +1 from me lol

Last edited by ']['error (2006-07-27 11:37:26)

DavidianCox
...from the internet
+60|6885|Birmingham
haha i recently discovered the forklift, oh my i nearly had an orgasm down ts XD

i was in stitches as i was driving it...imagine it, your at war and you see a soldier screaming "LETS MOVE!" and "GO, GO, GO" as he and his mate roles by on a forklift. lol
Ryker
Member
+13|6732
After a while of searching i found it! and then decided to take a coupple of screenshots

A superb veiw so i could see any enemy infront of me
https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c85/Ryker101/screen007-1.jpg

The exact position of it (see the mini map)
https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c85/Ryker101/screen008.jpg

Its gotta be the most comical vehicles in the game, I had people say "WTF are you driving" and "holy sh*t wats that"
Heavy_Guns_91
I hand out purple hearts like candy
+72|6631|Alberta, Canada
Forklift > AK-101.
greenhaven
Member
+47|6694

Trel wrote:

If only you could vehicle drop a forkilft... that would be the definition of 'own'.
Forktillery?

Ryker wrote:

Wat is the little picture for "Most played Forklift" or Quadbike and JetSki? They'd be funny.

I'm still looking for the forkilft, i never go on night maps and if i do i quit in a few minutes cause i get annoyed with the greenscreen.
They count as transport vehicles.

Last edited by greenhaven (2006-10-20 11:51:11)

samfink
Member
+31|6783
what map is the forklift on?
greenhaven
Member
+47|6694
Leviathan and Night Flight.
Doggehspike
~Ð~
+41|6721
Forklift is cool, although being flashed and smoked at the same time while trying to jihad with it is a bitch.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6311 … 129hk7.png
samfink
Member
+31|6783
where are they on leviathan and night flight? as I can never seem to find them
greenhaven
Member
+47|6694
Night Flight- In the warehouse behind Airport Terminal. The minimap icon looks like the one for ATV.

Finally got some forklift kills today on night flight. I got the second guy with three bars of armor left and one bar of health.
XxOiLsP1lLxX
Putting the "I" back in TEAM
+48|6648|Kent UK
If any of you had had the pleasure of driving a forklift IRL, Which I have, you would find the BF2 versions of them Pritty goddamn accurate.
Where I work we have 2, and the green one you cannont see SHIT out of the front, its litterally exactly like in the game lol. You have to lean out the goddamn side whenever you pick a pallet up lol.
The other (yellow) one, now thats a beast. I can drive it on 2 wheels lol, its fuck scary. I think it has to do with how the rear wheels do the steering, because if you turn them sharp as you go round a corner > 1\2 speed you go on two wheels every time.It then just requires quick and deft spinning of the wheel do keep on two wheels!

What fun lolz

~!~Richard~!~
samfink
Member
+31|6783
I take it the guy with armour was in some kind of vehicle, you Jihader. j/k.
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6639|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
So why not improve on the already awesome forklift and use it as mobile AA/AT gun?
This'll give a whole new meaning to drive-by shootings.
Officer: What happened here?
Bob: I dont know man! All i saw was some forklift go flying by and the next thing i knew BAM!
WHERE'S OUR FUCKING TANK? And then Johnny disappeared next...he was right beside me and then he just go pinned to a wall somehow! This place is fucking cursed man! I GOTTA GET OUTA HERE!!!!
*eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THUMP EEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.....*
Jason [Forklift] Bob
samfink
Member
+31|6783
hahahhahahaha. yeah, that could be great. I've just got to find the damn forklift first.
Mr.H@x0r
Member
+54|6740

SplinterStrike wrote:

So why not improve on the already awesome forklift and use it as mobile AA/AT gun?
This'll give a whole new meaning to drive-by shootings.
Officer: What happened here?
Bob: I dont know man! All i saw was some forklift go flying by and the next thing i knew BAM!
WHERE'S OUR FUCKING TANK? And then Johnny disappeared next...he was right beside me and then he just go pinned to a wall somehow! This place is fucking cursed man! I GOTTA GET OUTA HERE!!!!
*eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THUMP EEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.....*
Jason [Forklift] Bob
LMAO!!!
propyl
Member
+11|6927
Forklift video, made many months ago, would be fun to make a new one

http://www.hthclan.com/XXXBURRITO/forklift.wmv

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