How does that make sense if I don't have a dog?Cougar wrote:
Your dog ate your stash and you stepped in dog shit.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Then why does my shoe smell like skunky weed?Cougar wrote:
It's not what's in your sock, it's whats on the bottom of your shoe.
Yeah, you're right. You just stink. Final answer.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
How does that make sense if I don't have a dog?Cougar wrote:
Your dog ate your stash and you stepped in dog shit.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Then why does my shoe smell like skunky weed?
Are you going to change your sig after Halloween, or are you sticking to the current more-than-manly sig?
I need around tree fiddy.
Cougar, what is the best testing beer?
I for one, prefer Sam Adams Boston Lager.
I for one, prefer Sam Adams Boston Lager.
I changing this pink monstrosity at 12:01 on Halloween. The pink is burning my eyes.DonFck wrote:
Are you going to change your sig after Halloween, or are you sticking to the current more-than-manly sig?
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I like Miller Lite and Bud Lite. But mainly beer just tastes like shit. Be a man and drink straight Jack Daniels like me.SysTray wrote:
Cougar, what is the best testing beer?
I for one, prefer Sam Adams Boston Lager.
But you've worn it decorously and with style. By no means has the sig expressed you being at all flamboyant. I say: Keep it!Cougar wrote:
I changing this pink monstrosity at 12:01 on Halloween. The pink is burning my eyes.DonFck wrote:
Are you going to change your sig after Halloween, or are you sticking to the current more-than-manly sig?
I need around tree fiddy.
tru storyCougar wrote:
Sounds like you ate to much blue stuff.The_Killer wrote:
why does my shit turn purple?
i once emptied an entire blue food dye into a milkshake and drank it. = green urine =\
what happens when u mix a liquid lunch, a particle accelerator and two rubber bands?
Chopper Sez : "Harden The Fuck Up"DonFck wrote:
But you've worn it decorously and with style. By no means has the sig expressed you being at all flamboyant. I say: Keep it!Cougar wrote:
I changing this pink monstrosity at 12:01 on Halloween. The pink is burning my eyes.DonFck wrote:
Are you going to change your sig after Halloween, or are you sticking to the current more-than-manly sig?
I have a few.
Why do I get turned on by O.A.Ps in crotchless stockings?
When I perform Surprise Sex on someone, why do the police always get involved?
If I fall asleep after a drunken night out and then get shagged by the dog does it make me gay?
How about when I sniff his lipstick?
Why do I get a tingly feeling inside when I put chip forks down my japseye?
Why do I get turned on by O.A.Ps in crotchless stockings?
When I perform Surprise Sex on someone, why do the police always get involved?
If I fall asleep after a drunken night out and then get shagged by the dog does it make me gay?
How about when I sniff his lipstick?
Why do I get a tingly feeling inside when I put chip forks down my japseye?
What would i do with 10 million dollars?
But Cougar, all Americans drink beer. I also am a big liquor fan, however.
Jack Daniels you say is the best? I prefer Vodka.
Jack Daniels you say is the best? I prefer Vodka.
Vodka, FTL. Jager, FTW.SysTray wrote:
But Cougar, all Americans drink beer. I also am a big liquor fan, however.
Jack Daniels you say is the best? I prefer Vodka.
Why is it that I keep running out of nukes, just as the motherfucking submarines show up?
What is the maximum effective range of an azimuth to a point target and/or an area target?
What is wrong with the forums and what can we do, as a whole, to fix them?
Why are Crinkle Salt and Vinegar Chips better than plain flat ones?
How can I get this hamster out of my ass?
I gotta give credit to Cougar, he finally does something that is genuinly funny.
Why does drinking a ski boot of beer make me feel so shitty in the morning?
Why does drinking a ski boot of beer make me feel so shitty in the morning?
2 questions:
1. why I cant stop smoking?
2. are you my momma???
1. why I cant stop smoking?
2. are you my momma???
Hurry up with a solution Cougar....the little bastards claws are sharp!Dieselboy wrote:
How can I get this hamster out of my ass?
I let this tread die for a reason. Since you're the jackass that revied it, I shall not answer your question. I don't know the answer either, so whatever.Krauser98 wrote:
What is the maximum effective range of an azimuth to a point target and/or an area target?
Too many dumbasses. You know, like people who revive threads that have been dead for 3 months and the author is obviously no longer participating in it.ThomasMorgan wrote:
What is wrong with the forums and what can we do, as a whole, to fix them?
Answer: Leave. Don't make a shitty goodbye thread, just fade away, which by chance, is what I am trying to do as of late.
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Ohh and BTW, the rest of you shut up with the questions, I'm not answering anymore.
Talk amongst yourselves chillrens'.
Talk amongst yourselves chillrens'.
Question...:
What crawled up Cougar's Vagina and Died?
a Badger?
What crawled up Cougar's Vagina and Died?
a Badger?
Hey cougar, what time is it in Russia?