How can I disguise shooting the neighbor's dog with a .45 as an accident?
It's not what's in your sock, it's whats on the bottom of your shoe.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
why does the ganja in my sock stink up my whole office?
why does my shit turn purple?
Fucked by Barney?The_Killer wrote:
why does my shit turn purple?
But that would make your show all the better!Cougar wrote:
Because if some of these people were asking me such stupid questions to my face, I will be compelled to stab them in the face with a pencil.cpt.fass1 wrote:
cougar why don't you have your own talk show?
So I am reiterating cpt.fass's question...
Then why does my shoe smell like skunky weed?Cougar wrote:
It's not what's in your sock, it's whats on the bottom of your shoe.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
why does the ganja in my sock stink up my whole office?
Why when you're trying to bone two different chicks, they both go on the rag at the same time?
Run over the dead dogs head several times until it turns into mush. Then place the dog on a busy highway.Major.League.Infidel wrote:
How can I disguise shooting the neighbor's dog with a .45 as an accident?
Sounds like you ate to much blue stuff.The_Killer wrote:
why does my shit turn purple?
Your dog ate your stash and you stepped in dog shit.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Then why does my shoe smell like skunky weed?Cougar wrote:
It's not what's in your sock, it's whats on the bottom of your shoe.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
why does the ganja in my sock stink up my whole office?
Sounds alot to me like they don't really want to do you.HaywoodJablowme wrote:
Why when you're trying to bone two different chicks, they both go on the rag at the same time?
Edit: Who actually takes the title of The Man?
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Haha, should have phrased that differently, when you ARE boning 2 different chicks..Cougar wrote:
Sounds alot to me like they don't really want to do you.HaywoodJablowme wrote:
Why when you're trying to bone two different chicks, they both go on the rag at the same time?
Technologic.Cougar wrote:
1. Touch it.Prodie wrote:
What are the first 5 things you would do if you woke up with a vagina?
2. Rub it.
3. Smell it.
4. Poke it.
5. Sell it.
Earl Grey Tea > A 40 of Steel Reserve?
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Negative. Beer>TeaSysTray wrote:
Earl Grey Tea > A 40 of Steel Reserve?
Why are 9 year olds obsessed with Happy Meals?
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
why do i suck at school, and which is more useful book smarts, or street smarts?
Most successful people are book smart. Most people in prison are street smart. Most people who aren't smart at either of the two are politicians.INFERNO552 wrote:
why do i suck at school, and which is more useful book smarts, or street smarts?
Take your pick.
Because they have toys in them that hold their attention for about 5 minutes.R3v4n wrote:
Why are 9 year olds obsessed with Happy Meals?
That was a stupid question.
why is it that when men drink to much they get "whiskey dicked"
Cougar, 17 pages is alot to read, if this has been asked disregard:
Cougar, are you the second coming of christ, therefor making you christ? and if not, why not?
Cougar, are you the second coming of christ, therefor making you christ? and if not, why not?
Because whiskey is alcohol. Alcohol is a depressent. Depressents are called downers. Down is exactly where your dick will be if you drink too much whiskey.Marlboroman82 wrote:
why is it that when men drink to much they get "whiskey dicked"
No. I am not Christ. Christ would never let a woman lick his balls and his dick, and then fuck her in the ass out of wedlock.RoosterCantrell wrote:
Cougar, 17 pages is alot to read, if this has been asked disregard:
Cougar, are you the second coming of christ, therefor making you christ? and if not, why not?
Christ doesnt know a good time when he sees one then....
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