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that's 1 plane I'm NOT flying on

You really don't need it...:

How to smoke on Airplanes (wihtout being caught)

Things to place in your carry-on bag:

*Duct tape
*Bowl (the lighter the better, a simple plastic soup bowl should suffice)
*Novelty Fart Spray (or a spray air-freshener as a weak alternative)
*Portable vacuum cleaner
*Mouthwash/mouth spray
*Your favorite pack of fags

What:
Successfully succumbing to your smoking urges in the luxurious confines of an airplane restroom.

How:
Once inside the lavatory, make sure that you lock your door. Next, locate the smoke detector and place the bowl under the detector, thereby encompassing the detector within the confines of the bowl. Tape the rim of the bowl to the wall/ceiling, making sure no gaps remain. If you wish to be extra cautious, tape over the edges of the lavatory door as well. As you light up, simply turn on the portable vacuum cleaner and let it suck up the smoke. After you’re done, and the smoke is successfully dissipated, spray the novelty fart spray throughout the lavatory (the novelty fart spray is a nice alternative to air freshener on account of the air freshener giving a greater indication of an attempt to cover up a smell, which of course may be your own bodily odor).

Finally, rinse with mouthwash/spray to get the odor off your own body, remove the tape/bowl, and walk out…


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Last edited by Jenspm (2006-10-16 08:27:30)

That will last about as long as the Hooters airlines did.

Last edited by splixx (2006-10-16 08:35:32)

Jenspm wrote:

that's 1 plane I'm NOT flying on

You really don't need it...:

How to smoke on Airplanes (wihtout being caught)

Things to place in your carry-on bag:

*Duct tape
*Bowl (the lighter the better, a simple plastic soup bowl should suffice)
*Novelty Fart Spray (or a spray air-freshener as a weak alternative)
*Portable vacuum cleaner
*Mouthwash/mouth spray
*Your favorite pack of fags

What:
Successfully succumbing to your smoking urges in the luxurious confines of an airplane restroom.

How:
Once inside the lavatory, make sure that you lock your door. Next, locate the smoke detector and place the bowl under the detector, thereby encompassing the detector within the confines of the bowl. Tape the rim of the bowl to the wall/ceiling, making sure no gaps remain. If you wish to be extra cautious, tape over the edges of the lavatory door as well. As you light up, simply turn on the portable vacuum cleaner and let it suck up the smoke. After you’re done, and the smoke is successfully dissipated, spray the novelty fart spray throughout the lavatory (the novelty fart spray is a nice alternative to air freshener on account of the air freshener giving a greater indication of an attempt to cover up a smell, which of course may be your own bodily odor).

Finally, rinse with mouthwash/spray to get the odor off your own body, remove the tape/bowl, and walk out…


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I got a better idea....just dont smoke.  Problem solved and you live longer too!

tushers. you strike me as someone who is around 14 years old by the way you type and act in game.

i bet it takes you about half a can of weak cider to get drunk.

Jenspm wrote:

*Novelty Fart Spray (or a spray air-freshener as a weak alternative)
*Portable vacuum cleaner

They won't let you carry aerosols/spray cans... must be an old article. Portable vacuum cleaner.... wtf?


And what's the big deal with kids smoking?

MONEY SPAMMERS

The founder wants to become a millionaire that is why... !!! ...

splixx wrote:

That will last about as long as the Hooters airlines did.

I'll guess less. It is just not economical.

by using only 138 business- and first-class seats on a plane that has space for more than 400 people.

I looked at some economy airfares from Berlin to Tokyo. The average was around $1,400. That same flight, sitting in Business class, is averaged at $6,600.

Note, these were return flights.


By using only 138 seats, the carrier would have to significantly raise prices to generate the same amount of income that a plane with 400 seats would need. It can be assumed that the 'Business class' ticket would cost upwards of $10,000. The 'first class' product even more.

Would smokers be desperate enough to have a smoke that they would nearly double their ticket price?


Just a thought,
Mcminty.

as a smoker i can say i'm NOT traveling withe that airline

mcminty wrote:

I looked at some economy airfares from Berlin to Tokyo. The average was around $1,400. That same flight, sitting in Business class, is averaged at $6,600.

Yeah, seriously:

"You there, the smoker going to Tokyo!  I'll give you Five thousand dollars to not smoke for a few hours.  How badly do you need that cigarette?"

I wish we had some people with a qlue comment.

There has never been a commercial air crash due to smoking. However there have been a few fires on-board due to smoking but only since it was illegal to smoke. (What does that say about safety and smoking on-board)

An airliner has one of the best air circulation and purification systems on-board.

Here here to a busniess model that promotes sins. If your really against the idea fly with someone else, its your money. I suggest a bar where you must smoke while entering or your refused entry. Vote with your dollar on things like this. If you don't smoke you really have no right to comment.

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Here are a couple quotes from a guide book on how to be a screaming anti-(Insert sin, such as smoking, sex, drinking, drugs, guns, cars,... ) here.

These are direct quotes:

"Facts should guide your actions and public statements. If you are caught with inaccurate information or documentation, you could seriously damage your organization's reputation, embarrass yourself, and take attention away from important issues at hand."

And of course if your an idiot and you are, someone will eventually present an indisputable fact against you. Here is how to over come that...

"begin by assuming the person doesn't have the same understanding that you do and is speaking out of a lack of information. "

here is another great one...

"Citizens' groups can also file appropriate complaints with government agencies or organizations responsible for enforcing certain regulations. Once you are familiar with an organization's procedures and protocols, exploit them to the benefit of your goals. "

not use but exploit... these are the types of people your dealing with. So it's a no win situation.

PFFFFFFFT this is all about cigarettes. wake me up when ganja airlines starts flying.

"excuse me sir, would you like me to top off that bowl with some green?"