Ask Cougar How It Really Is

2006-10-17 03:11:27

#326

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|6761|Ohio

If I was gay would I have to put up with the same emotional drama shit as with a girlfriend?

Because I'm thinking about switching teams just to save myself some headaches. Assaches I think I may be able to deal with...

2006-10-17 03:17:40

#327

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6842|Finland

SysTray wrote:
The manliness from this thread is radiating into other forum sections. It drew me here.

Cougar, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

2, If you're man enough like Cougar. And you have to look like Rob Thomas. Otherwise, 742.

MorbidFetus wrote:
If I was gay would I have to put up with the same emotional drama shit as with a girlfriend?

You would be the cause of the emotional drama, which would lead to more emotional drama from your boyfriend. Gay relationships are comparable to episodes of Dr Phil and Jerry Springer combined.

_{Yes, I took the liberty of filling in for him for a while, as even Cougar needs his beauty sleep to keep his chiseled appearance}

Last edited by DonFck (2006-10-17 03:22:54)

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-10-17 03:46:36

#328

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6866|Brisbane, Australia

Actually, he's slaying zombies - Apparently sleep causes the opposite to his chiseled appearance

2006-10-17 03:48:49

#329

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6927

Sarrk wrote:
Actually, he's slaying zombies - Apparently sleep causes the opposite to his chiseled appearance

Yes he loves slaying zombies.

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-10-17 03:56:00

#330

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6842|Finland

Cougar > Buffy

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-10-17 04:00:52

#331

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6927

DonFck wrote:
Cougar > Buffy

Heh, even bloody Jestar > Buffy.

2006-10-17 04:11:32

#332

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6866|Brisbane, Australia

Only the epic battle of Cronulla will prove that Sarrk > Jestar

2006-10-17 05:03:39

#333

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6975|Dallas

Nothing makes me feel better than blowing the head off of a dead man with an M-4 and using his blood to create a deep-pore facemask to sleep in and keep my chisled and handsome apperance.

Don, you may have taught me how to be a man, but I have far surpassed you. When I cum, clowns jump out of my dick. Speaking of my cock, it's in the other room making me a sandwich right now.

2006-10-17 05:10:08

#334

Master*: Banned; +416|6705|United States

whats up with your signature cougar?

Last edited by Masterstyle (2006-10-17 05:10:21)

2006-10-17 05:14:55

#335

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6949|The Hague, Netherlands

So Cougar does your dick like Pussy Sandwiches :

https://img86.imageshack.us/img86/699/031gf6.jpg

?

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2006-10-17 05:20:10

#336

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6842|Finland

Cougar wrote:
Nothing makes me feel better than blowing the head off of a dead man with an M-4 and using his blood to create a deep-pore facemask to sleep in and keep my chisled and handsome apperance.

Don, you may have taught me how to be a man, but I have far surpassed you. When I cum, clowns jump out of my dick. Speaking of my cock, it's in the other room making me a sandwich right now.

You have become a sick and twisted bastard. The apprentice will always become better than his (sex)master.

_{I am currently attempting to teach my cock tricks Seeing that I'm at the office, our General Manager has several times looked at me with suspicion (or affection). So far it can only perform the basics (Sit, stand, roll over, and the classic play dead when its master is under the influence of alcoholic products).}

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-10-17 05:21:27

#337

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6842|Finland

Masterstyle wrote:
whats up with your signature cougar?

Don't question its manlyness. It will come back haunting you in your sleep and rip your genitalia.

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-10-17 06:22:44

#338

Master*: Banned; +416|6705|United States

from psprpg-7 sig.
Stryyker quote! "<stryyker> If i were gay, i would make out with spinach

is stryyker gay?

2006-10-17 06:30:42

#339

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6927

Masterstyle wrote:
from psprpg-7 sig.
Stryyker quote! "<stryyker> If i were gay, i would make out with spinach

is stryyker gay?

It said if IF he was gay. He's not gay.

2006-10-17 06:31:18

#340

Master*: Banned; +416|6705|United States

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Masterstyle wrote:
from psprpg-7 sig.
Stryyker quote! "<stryyker> If i were gay, i would make out with spinach

is stryyker gay?
It said if IF he was gay. He's not gay.

sometimes i wonder...

2006-10-17 06:33:31

#341

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6802|Scarborough Yorkshire England

How is it possible that people would fill 14 pages asking you silly questions

2006-10-17 06:34:38

#342

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6908

Masterstyle wrote:
from psprpg-7 sig.
Stryyker quote! "<stryyker> If i were gay, i would make out with spinach

is stryyker gay?

No, he said "if". IRC ftw.

2006-10-17 07:12:03

#343

alpinestar: Member; +304|6806|New York City baby.

Vodka or Beer ?

2006-10-17 07:34:05

#344

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6943|Oslo, Norway

Unban?

2006-10-17 07:37:14

#345

RonnY[NL]: Chanetoy Dugali; +309|6921|Groningen / Netherlands

cougar can i have a screenshot of "you know what"

2006-10-17 13:23:52

#346

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6833|Camp XRay

so if i do not rub the lotion on my skin whenever i am told what will happen?

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2006-10-17 14:02:01

#347

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6842|Finland

Marlboroman82 wrote:
so if i do not rub the lotion on my skin whenever i am told what will happen?

You will get the hose.. Oh yes..

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-10-17 14:03:51

#348

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6782

DonFck wrote:
Marlboroman82 wrote:
so if i do not rub the lotion on my skin whenever i am told what will happen?
You will get the hose.. Oh yes..

Oh god, my penis just hit me in the face. BONEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

♥

2006-10-17 14:09:45

#349

Simon: basically; +838|6868|UK

Why am I so 1337 ? I try to be a noob, but I just can't do it, even when I sleep I'm owning nubs and being called a hacker.

Do I need to turn off my hacks ?

2006-10-17 14:10:37

#350

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6782

Simon wrote:
Why am I so 1337 ? I try to be a noob, but I just can't do it, even when I sleep I'm owning nubs and being called a hacker.

Do I need to turn off my hacks ?

You just look in their direction and they just... flop onto the floor and die? Hax!

♥

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